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12/29/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

Posted on: December 29, 2009 9:25 am
Edited on: December 29, 2009 9:28 am
 
Ok guys, let's try to get more than 6 entries on today's contest. I need more to work with. I will also leave up yesterday's contest in hopes of getting more responses (http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/
entry/6650578/19202710
). Please check that one out as well.
Go to it people!!

Challenge Point: Best theme about D2Moo 

Picture #1



Picture #2


Picture #3


Picture #4


Picture #5


December scoreboard:

1) River_Rat - 7
2) Mister Peabody - 3
2) D2Moo - 3
3) Shuless Joe - 2
4) Hookem070806 - 1
4) PheasentPlucker - 1
4) BuccinGator - 1
4) Hoosier Mick - 1
4) DrDallas - 1
4) RealityBall - 1
4) Green Street El(ite) - 1

November champ: River_Rat

Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 30, 2009 10:12 am
 

12/29/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

Sorry, River_Rat should have 8 points instead of 7.

December scoreboard:

1) River_Rat - 8
2) D2Moo - 6
3) Mister Peabody - 5
4) DrDallas - 3
4) kmvenne - 3
5) Shuless Joe - 2
6) Hookem070806 - 1
6) PheasentPlucker - 1
6) BuccinGator - 1
6) Hoosier Mick - 1
6) RealityBall - 1
6) Green Street El(ite) - 1
6) swiftswings88 - 1
6) magicandbird - 1
6) hoopsisbest - 1

November champ: River_Rat



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 30, 2009 10:10 am
 

12/29/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

Tuesday's winner's....

#1 - magicandbird

Unfortunately the Knicks are so bad they have resorted to giving away seats on the floor to B-listers (and B.A. Billy Gunn in the third row)

#2 - D2Moo

Smiling and leaning over too far on her death spiral cost her the gold medal, but gained her a bunch of phone numbers form the many males in the audience.

#3 - kmvenne

The Channel 5 Traffic XGamer reports that the I-105 freeway is "Gnarley" and "Totally rad for driving".

#4 - hoopsisbest

Elation was uncontainable when Pablo's team scored the go ahead goal.  Of course the score was 1-0 again, but the 16 fans in attendance were witness to something very special:  Pablo went into orbit, exited the stadium, and was never seen again.  I swear.

#5 - kmvenne

Iceman's friends begged him to put a more flattering picture up on his eHarmony account, but he wouldn't listen. Probably due to his frozen ears...
(honorable mention on pic #5 goes to River's 6-year old for saying "boogers". That word gets me to laugh no matter what the situation)

Theme: D2Moo

1.  Usually my friends hold up a foam middle finger when cheering me on.  Things are improving for me, D2Moo.

2.  The only person in Moo's life who will bend over backwards for him.  Usually Moo is aksed to do the bending.

3.  Yes, my pants would have yellow and brown stains at that point in the flight.

4.  That is about 20 times higher than I, D2Moo, can jump.  Just call me Dr. Gravity.

5.  Yes, my legacy in life and Sportsline will be a statue of me in some godforsaken frozen climate.  Snow and ice in the winter and pigeon droppings the rest of the year.  Such is life.

Challenge Point: River_Rat

A Tribute to our Friend D2Moo

1.  D2 being the sly fellow, waited for the cheerleaders to come back to point the finger towards the promised land.  The cheerleaders later laughed it off as to little...umm...too little.

2.  D2's wife, not known for subtiltiy, informed him that "it was time", if he wanted another child.

3.  After seeing the Mrs. ready to go, our hero feels the need to make a hasty exit back to work.

4.  After arriving safely back home, D2 makes snow Karma Suta snow figures in the freshly fallen Kansas City snow.

5.  In Kansas City a statue of D2Moo was erected in Brekley Riverfront Park............and the pigeons were quite pleased.

December scoreboard:

1) River_Rat - 7
2) D2Moo - 6
3) Mister Peabody - 5
4) DrDallas - 3
4) kmvenne - 3
5) Shuless Joe - 2
6) Hookem070806 - 1
6) PheasentPlucker - 1
6) BuccinGator - 1
6) Hoosier Mick - 1
6) RealityBall - 1
6) Green Street El(ite) - 1
6) swiftswings88 - 1
6) magicandbird - 1
6) hoopsisbest - 1

November champ: River_Rat




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: December 30, 2009 1:13 am
 

12/29/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

1. Unfortunately the Knicks are so bad they have resorted to giving away seats on the floor to B-listers (and B.A. Billy Gunn in the third row)
Kip James worked hard for his TNA paycheck and doesn't deserve such slanderous captions.
That was pretty good.

1) kmvenne sends a friend over to ogle the breasts of the girls in the front row while watching his beloved Knicks, so that he can swoop in while security is busy removing his plant, then ogle the breasts himself.

2)  Unfortunatly, Li Chan was only as good a figure skater as she was a driver, and would later skate into the rink wall, all while going 15 miles an hour under the speed limit.

3) The Channel 5 Traffic XGamer reports that the I-105 freeway is "Gnarley" and "Totally rad for driving".

4) Despite his best ninja training, Dieder couldn't manage to go the entire game without a flake of snow hitting him.

5) Iceman's friends begged him to put a more flattering picture up on his eHarmony account, but he wouldn't listen. Probably due to his frozen ears...



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: December 29, 2009 7:25 pm
 

12/29/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

A Tribute to our Friend D2Moo

1.  D2 being the sly fellow, waited for the cheerleaders to come back to point the finger towards the promised land.  The cheerleaders later laughed it off as to little...umm...too little.

2.  D2's wife, not known for subtiltiy, informed him that "it was time", if he wanted another child.

3.  After seeing the Mrs. ready to go, our hero feels the need to make a hasty exit back to work.

4.  After arriving safely back home, D2 makes snow Karma Suta snow figures in the freshly fallen Kansas City snow.

5.  In Kansas City a statue of D2Moo was erected in Brekley Riverfront Park............and the pigeons were quite pleased.


Glad your here D2  we are still thinking about you. 



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: December 29, 2009 7:06 pm
 

12/29/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

Sorry I missed yesterday.  I was preoccupided as a parent guardian with my son at a cub scout sleepover.   Now where were we?

1.  Will summons his inner Elmer Fudd as he hunts for Spike Wees.

2.  Most thought she could spin on the ice like a goddess, it was actually the kick start vibrator that propelled her.

3. (entry from my 6 year old)  A guy who ski jumped up Bug's hill.

3. Bernie tries to get to his job on wall street via the half pipe,  the landing though was shall we say, was more bear than bull.

4.  Looks like Ricky Willams is on the weed again as he sings Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head right in the middle of practice.

5.  (another entry from my 6 year old)  Ice boogers are coming out of his nose.

5.  The KGB then arrested 47 guys for covering the statue of Lenin with "Jacking material".



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 29, 2009 3:41 pm
 

12/29/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

Everybody must be down in Florida drinking margherita's with Joe.....



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 29, 2009 3:26 pm
 

12/29/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

1.  Not exactly the Fab Five now are they.

2.  Smiling and leaning over too far on her death spiral cost her the gold medal, but gained her a bunch of phone numbers form the many males in the audience.

3.  Yes sir, nothing more scenic than snowboarding down a ski jump....in downtown Toyko.

4.  This player so excited to see rain he jumped for joy.  Then he realized he had forgotten his soap.

5.  New russian invention:  Chia Pet statues.



Since: Oct 26, 2009
Posted on: December 29, 2009 12:12 pm
 

12/29/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

1. Unfortunately the Knicks are so bad they have resorted to giving away seats on the floor to B-listers (and B.A. Billy Gunn in the third row)
2. Figure skating meets contortionism
3. Tokyo police remain at war with renegade teens despite adding the "No bicycles, skateboards, roller blade, and snow boarding" signs throughout the city.
4. I'm singining in the rain, just singining in the rain, what a glorious feeling...
5. The unveiling of the new Shaquille O'Neil statue the "Shaqtue" was met with less than desirable results.

Challenge Point

1. Tracy Morgan acknowledges to the greatness of D2Moo
2. Moo punishes captioners by resorting to the use of figure skating photos in response to yesterday's six responses
3. Slide number 1 in the Moo vacation album
4. Moo (in the back ground) turns to a verbal assault on the fans heckling him from the first row.
5. D2Moo indicated he would host the caption contest when hell froze over.  Be careful what you wish for.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 29, 2009 11:46 am
 

12/29/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

1.  Usually my friends hold up a foam middle finger when cheering me on.  Things are improving for me, D2Moo.

2.  The only person in Moo's life who will bend over backwards for him.  Usually Moo is aksed to do the bending.

3.  Yes, my pants would have yellow and brown stains at that point in the flight.

4.  That is about 20 times higher than I, D2Moo, can jump.  Just call me Dr. Gravity.

5.  Yes, my legacy in life and Sportsline will be a statue of me in some godforsaken frozen climate.  Snow and ice in the winter and pigeon droppings the rest of the year.  Such is life.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 29, 2009 10:57 am
 

12/29/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

#5 - While it seemed like a good idea at first, the director is now regretting his decision to make the film "Terminator 4: Arctic Terror".


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