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12/30/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

Posted on: December 30, 2009 10:43 am
Edited on: December 30, 2009 10:50 am
 
Go to it boys (and girls, if that's the case). I included a 6th picture again for your enjoyment. Don't forget about the Challenge Point!!

Challenge Point: Best theme about kmvenne crying in his Cheerio's after the Hurricanes lost to the Badgers in the Champ Sports Bowl last night...yeeee haaawwww!!

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December scoreboard:

1) River_Rat - 8
2) D2Moo - 6
3) Mister Peabody - 5
4) DrDallas - 3
4) kmvenne - 3
5) Shuless Joe - 2
6) Hookem070806 - 1
6) PheasentPlucker - 1
6) BuccinGator - 1
6) Hoosier Mick - 1
6) RealityBall - 1
6) Green Street El(ite) - 1
6) swiftswings88 - 1
6) magicandbird - 1
6) hoopsisbest - 1

November champ: River_Rat
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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 31, 2009 10:29 am
 

12/30/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

Well, you guys are certainly making this easy on me this week. I would like to get more responses but if this is what I get, then this is what I get. I'll do 1 more blog today and leave it up until Sunday. Have a happy New year everybody!!!

#1 - hoopsisbest

These boys were a bit hesitant in knowing they only had one take to yell "are you blind, ref??"  Back in the day leading men never worried about their voices cracking like pubescent teens.

#2 - River_Rat

Daniel San, to catch the fly you must first suck him in thru the bong of "Wacks on".

#3 - D2Moo

When the 'Canes ran the "Tiger" formation, some players headed right for their favorite cheerleader and a couple of cute coeds in the stands instead.

#4 - River_Rat

And Don King screamed, "Give him the Titty Twister....Give him the Titty Twister."

#5 - magicandbird

Phillies catcher steals Matsui's wallet at play at the plate.  Next on Sportscenter.

#6 - River_Rat

Wisconsin running backs tried to employ the Garmin Nuvi, but the b!tch on the other end just ticked them off with turn right...turn left.......avoid the linebacker.........

Theme - D2Moo

6 reasons kmvenne give everyone why the Hurricanes lost.

1.  Not enough star power.  They all wimped out and were inside watching basketball.

2.  Sideline coaches were too busy celebrating new years to signal in the proper play on the last drive.

3.  When the 'Canes ran the "Tiger" formation, some players headed right for their favorite cheerleader and a couple of cute coeds in the stands instead.

4.  The Badgers players were bigger and uglier and Don King rigged the game with the refs.

5.  The 'Canes weren't "heads up" enough on many plays.  Can't win playing with your head down.

6.  The Wisconsin players had secret CIA provided visors that allowed their defense to see what play Miami was going to run ahead of time.

Challenge Point - Mister Peabody

1.  kmvenne and his life partner go catatonic when the clock reaches :00 at the end of the Champs Sports Bowl. 

2.  kmvenne tries a funnel to ease down the oversized cyanide tablet after Miami's loss.

3.  Tiger Woods then appears to kmvenne in a dream and says "Hey, could be worse!  You could be me right now!"

4.  kmvenne doesn't fall for Tiger's comforting words and in a drunken haze tries to get himself pummeled to death as a pro boxer.  When he accidently wins by breathing on his oversized opponent because it was sponsored by Don King, he has to find another avenue for his self destruction.

5.  Still woozy from booze and cyanide, kmvenne tries out for and somehow makes it onto the Phillies roster as a catcher with the intent of being plowed to death by The Human Bulldozer a.k.a. Nick Swisher.  As Swish is heading for home on a collision course, kmvenne blinks hard which Swish thinks he's winking at him and intentionally rolls aside cuz "that's just plain icky!  who do you think I am?  ktopp?" and kmvenne has to try something else.

6.  One last attempt to ease his pain, kmvenne dresses up as an Ohio State Buckeye football player and tries to trick the Michigan Wolverines into destroying him but soon finds out that, well, they suck too and he'll just have to man-up and suffer the humiliating loss until next year!

December scoreboard:

1) River_Rat - 11
2) D2Moo - 8
3) Mister Peabody - 6
4) DrDallas - 3
4) kmvenne - 3
5) Shuless Joe - 2
5) magicandbird - 2
5) hoopsisbest - 2
6) Hookem070806 - 1
6) PheasentPlucker - 1
6) BuccinGator - 1
6) Hoosier Mick - 1
6) RealityBall - 1
6) Green Street El(ite) - 1
6) swiftswings88 - 1

November champ: River_Rat




Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: December 31, 2009 12:47 am
 

12/30/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

1) These boys were a bit hesitant in knowing they only had one take to yell "are you blind, ref??"  Back in the day leading men never worried about their voices cracking like pubescent teens.

2) You thought the Beijing Olympics was started with a torch and majestic fanfare.  Let me show you the real show starter.

3) His world for all to see

4) Dr. Frankenstein couldn't have messed up this character any worse.  Oh, and the one with uncle Gene's torso isn't a marvel of science either.

5) Somehow throw at home lodged in the runner's pocket and turned the lining inside out.  To avoid being tagged, runner decides a large fart is in order.  Catcher is shown determining whether he will be safe or out.  Runner is of course safe if that large fart produces anything but vapor.

6) I see one yard and cloud of rubber pellets

Challenge.  kmvenne is still crying in his Cheerios after hearing
1) "Hey Leo, let's ditch this boring game and go watch a real beatdown"
2) "Chin Ho, why don't give us your rendition of a Hurricane that came in like a lion and out like a lamb"
3)  "If Wisky can manhandle the Hurricanes, then I can manhandle the nations"
4)  "You may be a typical midwestern farm boy, but my speed will be the difference...NOT"
5)  "Oh come on now, they didn't stink that bad"
6)  "Wow man, it doesn't look like anyone else is playing but us"



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: December 30, 2009 6:43 pm
 

12/30/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

1.  Ummmm dude...Leonardo....you are at a USC game.....lose the hat before we get our azz kicked.

1.  Leonardo forgets his "Titanic" mistake...  That "Boys of New York" is hated in LA.

2. Daniel San, to catch the fly you must first suck him in thru the bong of "Wacks on".

2.  Try as he might, Tweety was finally concured when Sylvester's Sensei showed him how to defeat the evil bird thru the power of the cone of New Years eve.

3.  Sorry Elin but her boobs were this big!

3. Hey, I can drive this 400 yards......an Escalade....not quite as far.

4.  And Don King screamed, "Give him the Titty Twister....Give him the Titty Twister."

4.  But Kong wouldn't be denied as the chalenger proceeded to put corn rows on his chest hair.

5.  OK....You made it to home plate.  Is it necessary to do girl pushups when you get there? 

5.  And then the power of Madonna overtakes A-Rod as he "Dives into home".

6.  Wisconsin running backs tried to employ the Garmin Nuvi, but the b!tch on the other end just ticked them off with turn right...turn left.......avoid the linebacker.........

6. And then kmvenne held up the U as in U Lost.   



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 30, 2009 3:04 pm
 

12/30/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

LOL yeah I know I know.  But I was going with the whole "rivalry" thing.All right, I'll let it slide today. Just don't let it happen again....Wink



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: December 30, 2009 2:50 pm
 

12/30/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

LOL yeah I know I know.  But I was going with the whole "rivalry" thing.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 30, 2009 2:23 pm
 

12/30/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

6.  One last attempt to ease his pain, kmvenne dresses up as an Ohio State Buckeye football player and tries to trick the Michigan Wolverines into destroying him but soon finds out that, well, they suck too and he'll just have to man-up and suffer the humiliating loss until next year!Oh Peabody, if I knew where you lived, you would have a carton of eggs dripping down your siding right now. That is John Clay, the running back for the Wisconsin Badgers who stacked up 128 yards and 2 TD's last night.



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: December 30, 2009 12:38 pm
 

12/30/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

1.  kmvenne and his life partner go catatonic when the clock reaches :00 at the end of the Champs Sports Bowl. 

2.  kmvenne tries a funnel to ease down the oversized cyanide tablet after Miami's loss.

3.  Tiger Woods then appears to kmvenne in a dream and says "Hey, could be worse!  You could be me right now!"

4.  kmvenne doesn't fall for Tiger's comforting words and in a drunken haze tries to get himself pummeled to death as a pro boxer.  When he accidently wins by breathing on his oversized opponent because it was sponsored by Don King, he has to find another avenue for his self destruction.

5.  Still woozy from booze and cyanide, kmvenne tries out for and somehow makes it onto the Phillies roster as a catcher with the intent of being plowed to death by The Human Bulldozer a.k.a. Nick Swisher.  As Swish is heading for home on a collision course, kmvenne blinks hard which Swish thinks he's winking at him and intentionally rolls aside cuz "that's just plain icky!  who do you think I am?  ktopp?" and kmvenne has to try something else.

6.  One last attempt to ease his pain, kmvenne dresses up as an Ohio State Buckeye football player and tries to trick the Michigan Wolverines into destroying him but soon finds out that, well, they suck too and he'll just have to man-up and suffer the humiliating loss until next year!



Since: Oct 26, 2009
Posted on: December 30, 2009 12:36 pm
 

12/30/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

1. Leonardo is realizing the stupidity of his breakup with super model Bar Rafali as he sits courtside with this dude in her seat.
2. The market had back to back days in the black resulting in parties in the pit.
3. The definition of irony:  Tiger holds the world in his hands while his world crumbles in his hands (or other appendages).
4. Don King smiles as the finalist to be cast as Lurch in the Addams Family remake is announced.
5. Phillies catcher steals Matsui's wallet at play at the plate.  Next on Sportscenter.
6. Great photo but do we really want to know how it was taken?

Challenge Point -

1. Leo and friend sit in disbelieft that someone actually watched the Champ Sports Bowl
2. Wisconsin pulls the mild upset despite Vegas' influence with the orange and green tote boards
3. Honestly I am not even going to try to top Moo's caption for this spot (greatness)
4. Photographic evidence of the Wisconsin vs. Miami weigh in
5. Matsui demonstrates the appropriate technique for running the dive play to Hurricane RB's
6. Gotta love ktopp showing his allegiance through his use of the the caption contest



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 30, 2009 11:34 am
 

12/30/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

6 reasons kmvenne give everyone why the Hurricanes lost.

1.  Not enough star power.  They all wimped out and were inside watching basketball.

2.  Sideline coaches were too busy celebrating new years to signal in the proper play on the last drive.

3.  When the 'Canes ran the "Tiger" formation, some players headed right for their favorite cheerleader and a couple of cute coeds in the stands instead.

4.  The Badgers players were bigger and uglier and Don King rigged the game with the refs.

5.  The 'Canes weren't "heads up" enough on many plays.  Can't win playing with your head down.

6.  The Wisconsin players had secret CIA provided visors that allowed their defense to see what play Miami was going to run ahead of time.




Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 30, 2009 11:21 am
 

12/30/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

1.  Leonardo had a strange feeling he had been in this movie before, but this time there were no lifeboats to be seen anywhere.

2.  Some people enjoy tooting their own horn, no matter how cheap it is.

3.  Tiger's got the whole world in his hands.  However, Elin's got him by the short and curlies.

3A.  Hey, you cant hold the world Tiger.   We don't know where those hands have been.  Well thanks to TMZ, we do actually know, and we're just a bit jealous.

4.  The boxer didn't know what was worse, the size of his imtimidating opponent or Don King smiling after telling him not to worrry about the money end of things, he had it covered.

5.  Say, aren't you supposed to do your celebatory handstands after you score the run.

6.  After getting hit hard in the head, he thought everything looked blurry and cloudy.  Then he discovered he was okay, it was just a dirty and foggy visor.


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