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12/31/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

Posted on: December 31, 2009 10:49 am
Edited on: December 31, 2009 10:57 am
 
Ok, the last Lazy Joe contest of 2009. I've had alot of fun doing this with you guys and covering for Joe when he's wants to sleep in on Friday's and when he takes his "forced vacations". I hope that I get more responses from you guys in the coming weeks but if not, then oh well, easier for me to pick winners!!! Anyways, have a happy and very safe New year's tonight people!!! Don't forget about the challenge point!!

Challenge Point - Best theme talking like a spoiled kid who didn't get what he/she wanted for Christmas (sound familiar anybody?)

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December scoreboard:

1) River_Rat - 11
2) D2Moo - 8
3) Mister Peabody - 6
4) DrDallas - 3
4) kmvenne - 3
5) Shuless Joe - 2
5) magicandbird - 2
5) hoopsisbest - 2
6) Hookem070806 - 1
6) PheasentPlucker - 1
6) BuccinGator - 1
6) Hoosier Mick - 1
6) RealityBall - 1
6) Green Street El(ite) - 1
6) swiftswings88 - 1

November champ: River_Rat
Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 4, 2010 11:57 pm
 

12/31/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

Sorry guys....forgot all about this...

And congrats to River_Rat for his 2nd consecutive Lazy Joe championship!!

#1 - Mister Peabody

Ralphie's lesser known younger sister Lucy falls for the old "triple dog dare" and gets her lips frozen in the -22 weather.

#2 - D2Moo

Mornak was disqualified fron racing at the local track when he kept slashing his opponents tires before the race.  We see him here looking for the track offical who DQ'ed him.

#3 - Mister Peabody

Lee shows off during the weight lifting competition to eat the grapes that his brother in the audience is throwing at him.

#4 - River_Rat

It was an embarassing moment for the challenger, when the champion yelled "McFly!" as he pummeled his forehead

#5 - D2Moo

Dad this isn't EA sports FIFA 2010. This game is a cheap Chinese rip off.  The players just kick each other.

#6 - magicandbird

Angry because the tennis ball is larger than her cup size Svetlana hits a smash at the plastic surgeon sitting in the front row.

Theme: None submitted

1/2 point to me for stumping you, yeah!!!

Challenge Point: River_Rat

Been there done that kids whines.

1.  And just how dry do you think my lips are?  This chap stick applicator could take care of a hippopotumus.  Take it back and get me a purse.

2.  I said I wanted an electric train, not a train costume.  This headlight gets so hot my nipples are scorched.

3.  Come on honey, I said I wanted the snatch.  I already have to do enough of the clean and jerk on my own.

4.  I warned you son.....one more effing tie ander the tree.....and I'll go all Ralph Kramden on you....straight to the moon.

5.  Mom....Billy kicked me in the kidneys again.  All I did was tell him I wanted to trade in my Aaron Rogers doll for a Brett Favre doll.

6.  I don't want my Martina Navatilova doll anymore.  She won't play with my Ken doll, she just flirts with Barbie.

1) River_Rat - 13
2) D2Moo - 10
3) Mister Peabody - 8
4) DrDallas - 3
4) kmvenne - 3
4) magicandbird - 3
5) Shuless Joe - 2
5) hoopsisbest - 2
6) Hookem070806 - 1
6) PheasentPlucker - 1
6) BuccinGator - 1
6) Hoosier Mick - 1
6) RealityBall - 1
6) Green Street El(ite) - 1
6) swiftswings88 - 1
7) ktopp24 - 0.5

November champ: River_Rat
December champ: River_Rat




Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 1, 2010 11:01 am
 

12/31/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

Finally got a chance to get to the computer.....

1.  Kissing the trophy was nice, but it wasn't as much fun as kissing the TV while watching the New Moon movies.

2.  Mornak was disqualified fron racing at the local track when he kept slashing his opponents tires before the race.  We see him here looking for the track offical who DQ'ed him.

3.  Anatomy of a hernia.

4.  Miguel regretted signing up for a fight where one of the rules was his opponent, the champ, got one free hit per round.

5.  Never play soccer with people who are nearsighted and have depth perception problems as well.

6.  Hey, don't take it out on the ball.  It had nothing to do with you not being satisfied by your boyfriend last night.

The spoiled kid syndrome for christmas......

1.  Sarah always gave gifts she hated the "kiss of death'".

2.  Dad...this costume doesn't have any working lazers.  You got the wrong model stupidhead.

3.  Agggggh.  Who gave me real weights?  These were supposed to be fake to impress the ladies.  I'm so killing my brother as soon as I get back from the hospital.  Waaaaahhhhh!!!

4.  Hey, Dad, Mom.  These rock-em sock-em robots don't work right.  The one in the Red trunks wins all the time.  You know I asked for a video boxing game. 

5.  Dad this isn't EA sports FIFA 2010. This game is a cheap Chinese rip off.  The players just kick each other.

6.  That bastard gave me a freaking tennis ball and racket instead of a diamond necklace.  That really pisses me off.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: December 31, 2009 7:04 pm
 

12/31/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

Or ...baiter, or perhaps even a ....bator.

Thanks Hoops....been married 22 years, I have no other option.  lol




Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: December 31, 2009 1:42 pm
 

12/31/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

1) I wonder if Dars will want me more if I kiss this phallic spheroid while gazing his direction.

2) Mickey Rourke took it one too far after his wrestling film comeback.  Here he is shown, loaded for bear, taunting NASCAR drivers to run him over after chugging a fifth of Beam.

3) Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!.....sheet.  I not gonna make it.

4) I saw Moe do this to Curly.  Are you kidding me?? It worked!!

5) Why the huge pile of dogsh*t wasn't removed before play was anyone's guess.

6) Just trying is good enough in the Special Olympics.  Holly received a standing ovation after she withstood another bash to the bean and finished the match.

Challenge-  what they said when they didn't get what they wanted for Christmas
1) "I'll give it a little smooch, but I refuse to lick it"
2) "Where's my slinky??"
3) "Here's to swimming with bow legged women...gulp, gulp"
4) "boink!! That's not what I expected!"
5)  "Let's try that again.  One, Two, Three..."
6)  "You knew what I wanted, you pig!"



Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: December 31, 2009 1:05 pm
 

12/31/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

Once in awhile I have to give credit where credit is due.  The Rat is a caption master.......bater.
Or ...baiter, or perhaps even a ....bator.



Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: December 31, 2009 1:04 pm
 

12/31/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

1.  Thank you so much for the trophy.  ( whispers to the trophy.....You are the perfect shape and size, I can't wait to get you back to my room.)

2.  There was panic in the waiting room as the new proctologist came out to call his first patient.

3.  And Weng has the tell tailed marks of a smelly filled singlet, thats gonna cost him some points.

4.  It was an embarassing moment for the challenger, when the champion yelled "McFly!" as he pummeled his forehead.

5.  The sound of the thud was deafening, Well I guess soccer players can't fly, better not drop anymore of them out of the helicopter.

6.  Melissa still couldn't figure out hom people knew she was PMS-ing during her match.

6.  "And if I see one more ball coming at my face, I'll backhand it all the way to your spleen mister." 


Once in awhile I have to give credit where credit is due.  The Rat is a caption master.......bater.



Since: Oct 26, 2009
Posted on: December 31, 2009 12:31 pm
 

12/31/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

1. Vanessa hopes that by adding this photo to her facebook profile that Tiger will finally call her back
2. NASCAR's prototype for the one man pit crew.
3. Seriously, does all the yelling really help a 150 pound man lift 500?
4. Pac Man gains the 100 point bonus for cherries
5. In his WWE debut DOS DOS executes his scissor kick take down to win the light heavyweight title
6. Angry because the tennis ball is larger than her cup size Svetlana hits a smash at the plastic surgeon sitting in the front row.

Theme

1. What I am supposed to do with this, set it on the shelf and collect dust all day?
2. You call this a freakin transformer? 
3. Wow Hungry Hungry Hippos.  How thoughtful.  You won't mind if I regift this will you?
4. While I appreciate the rockem sockem robots, I really was wanting the PS3 with Call of Duty Modern Warfare
5. I told you I would kick your arse if you did not let me play with the zhu zhu pet.
6. Tennis Lessons!!!  I ask for inplants and you get me tennis lessons?




Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: December 31, 2009 12:11 pm
 

12/31/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

Been there done that kids whines.

1.  And just how dry do you think my lips are?  This chap stick applicator could take care of a hippopotumus.  Take it back and get me a purse.

2.  I said I wanted an electric train, not a train costume.  This headlight gets so hot my nipples are scorched.

3.  Come on honey, I said I wanted the snatch.  I already have to do enough of the clean and jerk on my own.

4.  I warned you son.....one more effing tie ander the tree.....and I'll go all Ralph Kramden on you....straight to the moon.

5.  Mom....Billy kicked me in the kidneys again.  All I did was tell him I wanted to trade in my Aaron Rogers doll for a Brett Favre doll.

6.  I don't want my Martina Navatilova doll anymore.  She won't play with my Ken doll, she just flirts with Barbie.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: December 31, 2009 11:51 am
 

12/31/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

1.  Thank you so much for the trophy.  ( whispers to the trophy.....You are the perfect shape and size, I can't wait to get you back to my room.)

2.  There was panic in the waiting room as the new proctologist came out to call his first patient.

3.  And Weng has the tell tailed marks of a smelly filled singlet, thats gonna cost him some points.

4.  It was an embarassing moment for the challenger, when the champion yelled "McFly!" as he pummeled his forehead.

5.  The sound of the thud was deafening, Well I guess soccer players can't fly, better not drop anymore of them out of the helicopter.

6.  Melissa still couldn't figure out hom people knew she was PMS-ing during her match.

6.  "And if I see one more ball coming at my face, I'll backhand it all the way to your spleen mister." 



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: December 31, 2009 11:22 am
 

12/31/09 - Lazy Joe's 'Vacation' Caption Contest

Happy Annual Calendar Changing Day!  Catch you guys on the flip side!  Get it?????  Calendar....flip....  Tongue out


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