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1/8/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

Posted on: January 8, 2010 10:11 am
Edited on: January 8, 2010 12:42 pm
 
The 1st Lazy Joe caption contest of the new decade is here and ready for dismantling. Sorry that this is later than I like to post this but I had to shovel 8 more inches of that white crap off my driveway this morning and I was late for work. I know Joe, boo hoo, right. Well, I wish I was you and the only decision that I had to make in the morning was what flavor margherita batch to mix up in my Magic Bullet. Well, Joe, enjoy your extra sleep this morning as somebody else is doing your job.....again. Anyways, go to it people and don't forget about the Challenge Point!!

Challenge Point: Best theme talking like an infomercial

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January scoreboard:

no points yet

November champ: River_Rat
December champ: River_Rat
Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 9, 2010 1:27 am
 

1/8/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

Sorry Gator-Man, had to go with Joe's Challenge theme. That was pure brilliance.

#1 - magicandbird

After failing to make the US Olympic team as he has promised, Phil goes the next best route and has his picture taken in front of the green screen at the local amusement park.

#2 - kmvenne

Ephesians 2

8 - And lo, God said, "Jacksonville is a fine NFL team, and they will offer you a chance to play QB, if you believe in me and the powers of the free market, which says the Jags really need to sell tickets"

9 - "While you may never reach the NFL mountian top, you will get a pretty sweet first round contract, and while you will never succeed in the pros, you can use that money to go circumcise young kids in some African country, which even I think is a kinda odd way to glorify Me, but hey, whatever."

10 - "Also, you will get to make many more stupid speeches cause you will lose a ton. ESPN will be happy."

#3 - kmvenne

The Obama administration, during their crackdown of airline safety, is looking into how this couple got so many airport stickers on their bags, despite the man clearly bringing a pitchfork with him to the airport. They will likely blaim W.

#4 - River_Rat

I asked the old grey haired kook what was he staring at.  He said he screwed a peacock once and was wondering if I was his son.

#5 - drewboyy

although very popular in mexico, synchronized sweeping never really caught on anywhere else.

#6 - D2Moo

Jimmy was happy that his wife had sent him to work that day with his Champagne goggles tucked inside his glove, just in case something happened.

Theme: BuccinGator

Rejected 2010 Vancouver and 2012 London Olympic Medal Events:

1) Daredevil Ski-Jumping

2) Same Sex Ballroom Dancing (or ktopping as it's known in some circles)

3) Pitchfork Catching

4) Ho Baiting (although highly encouraged when the IOC is in town when your city is trying to secure the bid)

5) The Squeegathon

6) A good, old-fashioned Drinking Contest (Also encouaged by the IOC)

Challenge Point: Shuless Joe

Hi, I'm Erik Estrada, here to talk to you about the real estate investment opportunity of a lifetime!

1. Who out there has heard of Aspen? Everybody! "But, Erik," you're saying. "Aspen is way too expensive. There's no way that I'll ever be able to afford to live in a tourist hot spot like that!"

2. And, you're right. Most of you are far too poor to even visit Aspen. But wipe those tears away! We've secured huge parcels of land in a little winter paradise just up the road!

3. That's right! I'm talking about wallet-friendly Jerome, Idaho... home of the Idaho State Farm and Ranch Museum!

4. But that's not even the best part. Jerome is nearly sunless, and has an average temperature of 41 degrees! Don't be left OUT of the cold! Haha! That's the type of great winter atmosphere that will have you devoid of pigment in only weeks!

5. This. Is. Your. Chance! The time to invest in Jerome has never been better, but these parcels won't last long. Already, Ski for Less magazine has called the Jerome area "A possible place to do some cross-country skiing". At this pace, it won't be long until Southern Idaho is an upscale tourist destination... just like Aspen or Tahoe. Yeah, how smart will your investment look when that happens?

6. Give us a call at 1-800-YOU-DAHO, and we'll send you a free booklet of information, along with a complimentary bottle of champagne to help you celebrate, and a pair of my brand new UV-protective ski goggles.

Esss-trada...

January scoreboard:
1) kmvenne - 2
2) magicandbird - 1
2) River_Rat - 1
2) drewboyy - 1
2) D2Moo - 1
2) BuccinGator - 1
2) Shuless Joe - 1




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 9, 2010 1:07 am
 

1/8/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

3.  I didn't know they had a statue of ktopp and his wife outside of Lambeau Field.  Just how many shares of the Packers does he have anyway?
Very funny Moo. That's actually my parents. And just for the record, I don't own any shares of the Packers.



Since: Oct 19, 2009
Posted on: January 9, 2010 12:43 am
 

1/8/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

4. I,like Troy Polumalu, also use Head and Shoulders for my great hair. And yes, I will allow you to observe it, but make sure not to touch. It is very delicate. 



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 9, 2010 12:36 am
 

1/8/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

Make that Bail Bonds.  Would rather float some bonds to go to Bali if I could.



Since: Dec 29, 2009
Posted on: January 9, 2010 12:12 am
 

1/8/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

1- I'm flying ,I'm flying!
2-why is this headset in my face
3-holy crap, huge old poeple with ptchforks no wonder that guy is running or is it THE BEARS!!
4-hey look at me,that's right, I have courtside seats
5-it's the rain delay dance of cleaning
6-if I get any more booze on/in me that after game speech might be hard to understand

EnjoyWink



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 8, 2010 11:20 pm
 

1/8/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

I'll do a regular one here.
Six things a broadcaster does not want........
1.  Dead air, and lots of it.
2.  Stalkers....Play misty for me..or the Florida fight song.
3.  Remotes from cold awful places.
4.  Not being able to tell one celebrity from another.  Hey look, it's Steven Wright!
5.  Rain delays at events that are boring enough to call when the action is taking place, let alone filling more time with endless nonsense.
6.  The players get to celebrate the victory and have fun.  You still have the do post game report and 20 more 30 second spots for the sponsor, Chico's Bali Bonds.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: January 8, 2010 11:09 pm
 

1/8/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

1.  It wasn't so much the long jump that scared Fred, it was the fact that this was the first time he had tried it in May with no snow in the landing area.
2.  Tim hugged Urban and with tears in his eyes told him, "Coach, the NFL won't let me wear eye black with messages on them."  Urban replied, "They will when you make it the TTFL."
3.  I didn't know they had a statue of ktopp and his wife outside of Lambeau Field.  Just how many shares of the Packers does he have anyway?
4.  Yeah, most girls are jealous of my hair.   
5.  In a desperate move to improve attendance at tennis matches, the US Tennis Association hired the briefcase drill team folks from parades to perform and clean the courts between matches.  
6.  Jimmy was happy that his wife had sent him to work that day with his Champagne goggles tucked inside his glove, just in case something happened.



Since: Oct 19, 2009
Posted on: January 8, 2010 9:55 pm
 

1/8/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

1. Traffic? I think not.

5. It is syncronized tennis court cleaning!!

6. Don't give me too much of that now.....you now what happened last time.

Those are mine. I think that they are pretty funny.



Since: Dec 3, 2009
Posted on: January 8, 2010 9:52 pm
 

1/8/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

#1. Oh Kathy.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: January 8, 2010 9:38 pm
 

1/8/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

Damn I hate being back on the road, and back out again some next week.

Well no use going for the Challenge, Joe and Buc nailed it.

1.  Looks like traffic on the 101 is a little tied up at Oak street, and I see a wreck over around......, next report after the ski lift gets me back up.

2. I know this was your last game Tim...but your still going to be over to wash my car on Saturday aren't you?

3. When I said I wish you were bigger, I think the Genie misunderstood.

4.  I asked the old grey haired kook what was he staring at.  He said he screwed a peacock once and was wondering if I was his son.

5.  The tennis season is finished for the season, and the squeegie crew is lined up to fly south for the winter.

6.  I don't know what my girlfriend is talking about, this isn't so bad.




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