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1/20/10 - Lazy Joe's 'Computer Problem' Contest

Posted on: January 20, 2010 2:42 pm
Edited on: January 20, 2010 3:00 pm
 
Since Joe is having computer problem's today, I'll cover for him. Don't forget about the theme AND challenge points!! Anyways, go to it!! If Joe want's to judge these and include them in his points then I'm ok with that. Otherwise, I'll include them in my points. Joe?

Challenge Point: Best theme about viruses or STD's you think BuccinGator acquired when he was a pubescent teen (How'd I do Gator?)

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January scoreboard:
1) kmvenne - 4
2) River_Rat - 3
3) magicandbird - 2
3) D2Moo - 2
4) drewboyy - 1
4) BuccinGator - 1
4) Shuless Joe - 1
4) PSU1985 - 1
4) NFL-Solomon - 1

November winner: River_Rat
December winner: River_Rat

Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 21, 2010 9:10 am
 

1/20/10 - Lazy Joe's 'Computer Problem' Contest

Well I was in the middle of posting the winners when all of my work just mysteriously disappeared. So if this posts twice, that's the reason...

River_Rat, I thought you were going to do a tribute to BuccinGator in the form of COWBOYSANDBEER when I first started reading your Challenge Point theme. But I'm glad you didn't, I can only stand so much of that guy. Good job everybody today!! Hopefully Joe will be back!!

#1 - Shuless Joe

Not even a motivational speech from William Wallace could help the Cowboys win more than one game in the playoffs

#2 - River_Rat

These Jets fans stayed to talk smack long after the game was over unaware that Misty and Debbie were registered snipers with a T-Shirt gun.  And being Jets fans the target for the "perfect shot" was small. 

#3 - BuccinGator

You think you did some stuff at USC?  I'll have you know that I was a bag boy bangin' my boss.  Yeah, that same one you see on TV that used to look like Cloris Leachman.

Theme: magicandbird

Not Pictured

1. Not pictured and just below this head shot, Michael could be seen taking a "head" shot.

2. Not pictured and on the field, the Jets cheerleaders are shooting these two men the bird.

3. Not pictured is Tiger Woods desperately trying to explain to Kurt how life works.

Challenge Point: River_Rat

Buccingators sick sick family.

1.  Buccingator's cousin Cowboyngator, was always warned by his mother about hair on his palms if he did certain things, but she didn't warn him about the hair on his chin if he ate a brahma bull.  

2.  Another of Buc's cousins, Jetngator, and his friend were afflicted with a strange burning sensation whenever they saw an oversized mascot head.

3.  Buc has two more strange cousins, the fraternal twins Cardngator and Saintngator.  Their mother convinced their father that due to an affliction to the Nevergobackittitus virus was the reason the twins looked so different. 

January scoreboard:
1) River_Rat - 5
2) kmvenne - 4
3) magicandbird - 3
4) D2Moo - 2
4) BuccinGator - 2
4) Shuless Joe - 2
5) drewboyy - 1
5) PSU1985 - 1
5) NFL-Solomon - 1

November winner: River_Rat
December winner: River_Rat



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 21, 2010 12:52 am
 

1/20/10 - Lazy Joe's 'Computer Problem' Contest

pssst .... William Wallace is 'Braveheart' ...... pretty good one JoeOhhh...I guess you need to have seen the movie to get that.



Since: Aug 29, 2006
Posted on: January 20, 2010 9:50 pm
 

1/20/10 - Lazy Joe's 'Computer Problem' Contest

pssst .... William Wallace is 'Braveheart' ...... pretty good one Joe



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 20, 2010 9:44 pm
 

1/20/10 - Lazy Joe's 'Computer Problem' Contest

1. Not even a motivational speech from William Wallace could help the Cowboys win more than one game in the playoffs.
Not to sound dumb or anything, but Joe, you've mentioned William Wallace twice and I still don't know who he is. Care to elaborate Joe?



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 20, 2010 9:31 pm
 

1/20/10 - Lazy Joe's 'Computer Problem' Contest

1. Not even a motivational speech from William Wallace could help the Cowboys win more than one game in the playoffs.



Since: Aug 29, 2006
Posted on: January 20, 2010 8:42 pm
 

1/20/10 - Lazy Joe's 'Computer Problem' Contest

#1 Official press release from The Center for Disease Control - 'While we have not yet pinned down the exact cause of the appearance of silver stripes on the faces of those people who are of Nav'i descent after the most recent Cowboy's game, we believe it may possibly be connected to a genetic reaction from consumption of light beer distributed by the Coors Brewery.'

(footnote: ya'll know the 'Nav'i' are the blue dudes from the 'Avatar' movie, right?)


#3 Kurt to Reggie, "I could just eat you up" ..... Reggie replies, "Not until you get that Swine Flu shot, Bro!"







Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: January 20, 2010 7:57 pm
 

1/20/10 - Lazy Joe's 'Computer Problem' Contest

Finally get the web back up in this crappy hotel from missing Joe's yesterday now he is down.  lol

1. Unknown to Cowboys fans, the blue star is a signal to the rest of us on the people we need to speak slower and louder to.

2. These Jets fans stayed to talk smack long after the game was over unaware that Misty and Debbie were registered snipers with a T-Shirt gun.  And being Jets fans the target for the "perfect shot" was small. 

3. Whoa there Kurt.  You did take a shot to the head didn't ya'.  First off Good Game.  Second, stop calling me J-Lo.


Challange  Buccingators sick sick family.

1.  Buccingator's cousin Cowboyngator, was always warned by his mother about hair on his palms if he did certain things, but she didn't warn him about the hair on his chin if he ate a brahma bull.  

2.  Another of Buc's cousins, Jetngator, and his friend were afflicted with a strange burning sensation whenever they saw an oversized mascot head.

3.  Buc has two more strange cousins, the fraternal twins Cardngator and Saintngator.  Their mother convinced their father that due to an affliction to the Nevergobackittitus virus was the reason the twins looked so different. 



Since: Oct 26, 2009
Posted on: January 20, 2010 6:13 pm
 

1/20/10 - Lazy Joe's 'Computer Problem' Contest

1. John tries to cover his Jared Allen tribute using Jerry Jones' old helmet.

2. Based on the physiques of these two men, shouldn't they switch jerseys?

3. Kurt Warner takes the bromance thing to the next level

Theme: Not Pictured

1. Not pictured and just below this head shot, Michael could be seen taking a "head" shot.

2. Not pictured and on the field, the Jets cheerleaders are shooting these two men the bird.

3. Not pictured is Tiger Woods desperately trying to explain to Kurt how life works.

Challenge Point

1. Side effects of drinking the Blue Cool-Aid as it is known in Dallas include the changing of facial and facial hair pigmentations.

2. These two fans scream like little girls while getting their H1N1 shots.

3. Reggie attempts to push Kurt away to avoid coming down with mono.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: January 20, 2010 5:06 pm
 

1/20/10 - Lazy Joe's 'Computer Problem' Contest

1. Not even William Wallace could inspire the Cowboys to play like men.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 20, 2010 4:30 pm
 

1/20/10 - Lazy Joe's 'Computer Problem' Contest

3) Kurt Warner finally realizes a bird in the hand is indeed worth two in the Bush (sorry, had to).


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