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1/22/10 - Lazy Joe's Friday Caption Contest

Posted on: January 22, 2010 10:00 am
Edited on: January 22, 2010 10:03 am
 

The Lazy Joe caption contest for 1/22/10 is up and ready for dismantling. I'm going to really test you guys with the challenge point today, let's see how good you really are. Don't forget that there is a point for a regular them also. Go to it!!

Challenge Point: Best theme using the phrase "pants on the ground" in each caption

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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 23, 2010 3:43 pm
 

1/22/10 - Lazy Joe's Friday Caption Contest

#1 - River_Rat

"Mr. President..........who is the guy on your left that looks like Count Chocula in a home?"  The Vice President then informed his wife he was no longer taking questions from her.

#2 - teets3

Lewis said he would have shaved, but he left his razor in some guy's throat.

#3 - v-man89

Cowboys QB Tony Romo gives his new squeeze, Candice Crawford, a not so subtle signal of what their post game celebration will include.
#4 - NCAABKJNKY81

Cher takes her first bath since Sonny's death.

#5 - v-man89

As a reminder of the sexless conception of Jesus Chris, followers of the Church of Retreating Genitals baptize their members in a frozen lake outside of Oslo rendering them impotent for up to two weeks until their genitals reappear.

#6 - Mister Peabody

Yet another classic example of watching a baby motorcycle being born in the wild!

Theme: River_Rat

Are you Popular or in Trouble
1. Popular --- You are quite popular when you come to a press confreance with a cooler.

2. In Trouble --- When Ray Lewis catches you on the mocking his entrance, expect a visit.

3. In Trouble --- When you feel the need to celebrate the fact you made it thru a play without ending up on your back.

4. Popular --- When you have the ability to catch 15 fish per cast by tying lures to your hair.

5. Popular --- When you go to such extremes to win the "Have A Smaller Package Than Ktopp" contest. Wink

6. In Trouble --- Most people would have the physics knowlege to know you shouldn't jump a 200 pound bike off a ramp made from 1/4" plywood and bricks. 

Challenge Point: teets3

1. Biden: "Now that's how you put your pants on the ground, son."  Obama: "Daaaaamn skippy."

2. "Man? This offense plays wit its PANTS on the ground, man!"

3. "Yes! Thank God! I CAN remember what Jessica looked like with her pants on the ground!"

4. From off to the right: "Um, excuse me...Sir?  You, uh, left your pants on the ground over here...Um, sir?"

5. Five seconds ago: "Remember -- Even Jesus at times left his pants on the ground. Now BE SAVED!!"

6. Inner-monologue: "Damn. Pants on the ground. Jacket on the ground. Bike on the ground. Manhood on the ground."

January scoreboard:
1) River_Rat - 7
2) kmvenne - 4
3) magicandbird - 3
4) D2Moo - 2
4) BuccinGator - 2
4) Shuless Joe - 2
4) teets3 - 2
4) v-man89 - 2
5) drewboyy - 1
5) PSU1985 - 1
5) NFL-Solomon - 1
5) NCAABKJNKY81 - 1
5) Mister Peabody - 1

November winner: River_Rat
December winner: River_Rat



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 23, 2010 1:18 am
 

1/22/10 - Lazy Joe's Friday Caption Contest

Aaalllllll right, that's enough.  How bout some results?  A 5-for-5 would be great.  Thanks.

 


Actually, there are 8 points available here.



Since: Sep 6, 2006
Posted on: January 22, 2010 11:39 pm
 

1/22/10 - Lazy Joe's Friday Caption Contest

Are you saying that your brain IS your willy?



Aaalllllll right, that's enough.  How bout some results?  A 5-for-5 would be great.  Thanks.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 22, 2010 11:24 pm
 

1/22/10 - Lazy Joe's Friday Caption Contest

No, am I the only one who knows of the use of "brain" to mean...you know...?  I sure hope not -- it's quite a...euphamism.  Either way, that's what she said.Are you saying that your brain IS your willy?



Since: Sep 6, 2006
Posted on: January 22, 2010 10:57 pm
 

1/22/10 - Lazy Joe's Friday Caption Contest

Are you saying that your brain is in your willy?


Well, now that I think about it...

No, am I the only one who knows of the use of "brain" to mean...you know...?  I sure hope not -- it's quite a...euphamism.  Either way, that's what she said.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 22, 2010 8:52 pm
 

1/22/10 - Lazy Joe's Friday Caption Contest

...That's what she said.


That had to have been purposeful on your part.
Are you saying that your brain is in your willy?



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: January 22, 2010 8:28 pm
 

1/22/10 - Lazy Joe's Friday Caption Contest

1.  Obama and Biden explain the Clintonesque White House policy on interns:  the prez gets to cop a feel with his whole hand while the vp only gets to use a finger.

2.  The real reason the Ravens lost:  Ray Lewis just got lost in Peyton's baby blue eyes, just like everyone else.

3.  Tony Romo throws for 7 td's and personally kicks a game winning field goal...   Oh sorry, this is what Tony was dreaming of after each sack during the Vikings game.

4.  V-8 and Nestea merge and subsequently bombard the airwaves with the "Oh I coulda had a V-8" Plunge commercial.

5.  When the temperatures get to be -20 degrees, the fast forming ice greets the polar bear club members with more of a "splat" than a "splash."

6.  Yet another classic example of watching a baby motorcycle being born in the wild!



Since: Sep 6, 2006
Posted on: January 22, 2010 5:17 pm
 

1/22/10 - Lazy Joe's Friday Caption Contest

Teets, man, Joe was right. You got some funny stuff spewin' out of that brain of yours
...That's what she said.


That had to have been purposeful on your part.

Thank you -- for the compliment, and for the setup.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: January 22, 2010 4:05 pm
 

1/22/10 - Lazy Joe's Friday Caption Contest

1.  "Mr. President..........who is the guy on your left that looks like Count Chocula in a nursing home?"  The Vice President then informed his wife he was no longer taking questions from her.

2.  Damn...Peyton never quits.  He ordered a hot dog from that vendor, now he's checking off to a bag of popcorn and a Milky Way.

3.  Tony gives Jessica the signal for "Go Deep".  

4.  Roy's problems with static electricity proved to be fatal upon entering the water.

5.  As he jumped, Kevin realizes that his ex was just as cold as this X.

6.  MOM....WHEN DID YOU PUT YOUR CLOTHSLINE BACK UP!!!



Theme   Are you Popular or in Trouble
1. Popular --- You are quite popular when you come to a press confreance with a cooler.

2. In Trouble --- When Ray Lewis catches you on the jumbotron mocking his entrance, expect a visit.

3. In Trouble --- When you feel the need to celebrate the fact you made it thru a play without ending up on your back.

4. Popular --- When you have the ability to catch 15 fish per cast by tying lures to your hair.

5. Popular --- When you go to such extremes to win the "Have A Smaller Package Than Ktopp" contest. Wink

6. In Trouble --- Most people would have the physics knowlege to know you shouldn't jump a 200 pound bike off a ramp made from 1/4" plywood and bricks. 



Since: Mar 26, 2009
Posted on: January 22, 2010 3:34 pm
 

1/22/10 - Lazy Joe's Friday Caption Contest

5.  As a reminder of the sexless conception of Jesus Chris, followers of the Church of Retreating Genitals baptize their members in a frozen lake outside of Oslo rendering them impotent for up to two weeks until their genitals reappear.


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