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1/29/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

Posted on: January 29, 2010 9:14 am
Edited on: January 29, 2010 10:50 am
 
Here it is guys!! The Lazy Joe caption contest for 1/29/10 is up and ready for dismantling. Don't forget that there is a point for a regular theme and a challenge point. Go to it!!

Challenge Point: Best "South Park" based theme about our new caption friend teets3

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Picture #4
Croatia's Darijo Srna of Shakhtar Donetsk (Ukraine) holds the UEFA Cup following his team's 2-1 win after extra time over Werder Bremen (Germany) at the Sukru Saracoglu Stadium, in Istanbul, Turkey, on May 20, 2009. (Getty Images)

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January scoreboard:
1) River_Rat - 7
2) kmvenne - 4
3) magicandbird - 3
4) D2Moo - 2
4) BuccinGator - 2
4) Shuless Joe - 2
4) teets3 - 2
4) v-man89 - 2
5) drewboyy - 1
5) PSU1985 - 1
5) NFL-Solomon - 1
5) NCAABKJNKY81 - 1
5) Mister Peabody - 1

November winner: River_Rat
December winner: River_Rat
Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 1, 2010 12:51 pm
 

1/29/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

Including this one, there are 39 posts on this blog. Maybe 20-25 of those were attempts at captions. Of those, AT LEAST 12-15 were mine. What the hell does it say about me that I didn't get one point, even though an overwhelming majority of the posts were mine? What indeed...

If Joe and I were to judge the winners based on quantity instead of quality, you would win hands down. But since it's done the other way around, the number of posts that somebody does has no bearing on what's funnier than something else. Unfortunatly that's the name of the game. Somebody could post 47 entries and not get 1 winner. But somebody else could post only twice and win with both of them. It's all up to the judge, which in this case was me. Don't worry though. You got some good stuff flyin' from those fingers and you'll get yours, have no fear my friend.



Since: Sep 6, 2006
Posted on: February 1, 2010 10:12 am
 

1/29/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

Including this one, there are 39 posts on this blog. Maybe 20-25 of those were attempts at captions. Of those, AT LEAST 12-15 were mine. What the hell does it say about me that I didn't get one point, even though an overwhelming majority of the posts were mine? What indeed...



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 1, 2010 9:33 am
 

1/29/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

Sounds like fun, I'll post the winners on Sat. nights.  We will however need a Ktopp challenge point somewhere in there though. WinkI'll put the entire blog together and you take care of the rest. But if you really want to fill my shoes, you need to wait until Sunday night to post the winner's and then blame your neighbor's or your wife or your wife's family for making you late. Just an FYI....I've got that down to a science.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: February 1, 2010 7:51 am
 

1/29/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

Feb. 5th, the 1st day of the Ratopp party!!

Sounds like fun, I'll post the winners on Sat. nights.  We will however need a Ktopp challenge point somewhere in there though. Wink



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 31, 2010 11:10 pm
 

1/29/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

I have an idea for your dilemma.  You post the pics, and I'll be guest judge for Feb.  What do ya' think?  That will give you a chance at the points.
It's no dilemma, I was just trying to razz the rest of the bunch. But you're on big boy!!! It's a date!!

Feb. 5th, the 1st day of the Ratopp party!!



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: January 31, 2010 10:26 pm
 

1/29/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

C'mon guys, aren't you going to give River_Rat any competition?? He's the only champion in the 3 month existance of the Lazy Joe contest. I hate typing his name all the time. Don't make me do it again....

Thanks for the love Ktopp.........really  Undecided   Like we don't know who will win Joe's every month when Kmvenne shows up regularly.

I have an idea for your dilemma.  You post the pics, and I'll be guest judge for Feb.  What do ya' think?  That will give you a chance at the points.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: January 31, 2010 5:52 pm
 

1/29/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

C'mon guys, aren't you going to give River_Rat any competition?? He's the only champion in the 3 month existance of the Lazy Joe contest. I hate typing his name all the time. Don't make me do it again....Cool

I suppose I gotta say congrats to the Rat-man for winning.....again....blah blah blah. Talk about Deja Vu.

#1 - kmvenne

Swing higher with new Nike Air Force Playground! With super slick bathroom floor tile soles, they are guaranteed to get the most enjoyment out of standing up on slides, riding the manual spinning tilt-a-whirl thing, and slicing the air for maximum swing airtime! Nike. Just do it (if 2nd graders are also doing it).

#2 - D2Moo

 Even mascots of foreign teams make fun of the Detroit Lions.  The worst part, they don't even know what the hell sport the Lions play.  All they know is people laugh at them.

#3 - skinsinsk

Fans can always count on a little surprise everytime they sit in section XXX.

#4 - BuccinGator

UEFA, the Ugly European Football Association.

#5 - River_Rat

I didn't know John Daly had a pilot's licence.

#6 - kmvenne

The Flyers just had a hunch that sticking a knife between their buttcheeks, pointy side out, would come in handy against the, ummm, I'm gonna try Thrashers, and indeed the strategy paid dividends. Vicious, stabby, dividends.

Theme - D2Moo

What you may have overloked in the pictures.....

1.  You may have overlooked the fact that they make swings and playground equipment bigger in Texas.  That's to accomadate the 15 year olds that are repeating 6th grade again so they'll be better HS players, when they're 19. 

2.  You may have overlooked that the guy in the corner, wearing the pin striped shirt, is Sammy Sosa.

3.  You may have overlooked that the big kid smiling behind the basket is the love child of Kirstie Alley and the Joker.  Duke gave him a partial scholarship too in performing arts.  They were scared not to.

4.  You may have overlooked the art work on the cup.  It appears someone is stabbing another person in the scene.  Must be a commemeration of the 1970 El Salvador and Honduran soccer war.  That's just beautiful man.

5.  You may have overlooked the pine tree on the hill that leans a little while all the other trees are straight.  That's the John Daly tree.  Need I say more.

6.  You may hve overlooked that both teams jerseys are made by Reebok.  Yeah, Reebok.  They're into everything nowdays.  Heck, Reebok might actually get around to making decent shoes eventually.  Nah, never will happen.

Challenge Point: kmvenne

1) "Baawaabbbbbbbaaaaaaa, bwwaabbbbbbaaaaabbbbaaa, TEETS3!"

2) "TEETS3!"

3) "Baawwaaaaabbbbbbbbaaaaaaa!"

4) "GOBBLES!"

5) "Baaawwwwaaabbbbaaaa, TEETS3!"

6) "TEETS3! And the Lords Of The Underworld!"

January scoreboard:
1) River_Rat - 8
2) kmvenne - 7
3) D2Moo - 4
4) magicandbird - 3
4) BuccinGator - 3
5) Shuless Joe - 2
5) teets3 - 2
5) v-man89 - 2
6) drewboyy - 1
6) PSU1985 - 1
6) NFL-Solomon - 1
6) NCAABKJNKY81 - 1
6) Mister Peabody - 1
6) skinsinsk - 1

November winner: River_Rat
December winner: River_Rat
January winner: River_Rat




Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: January 30, 2010 9:59 pm
 

1/29/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

 I believe it says "We miss you Tiger! Deja Vu Showgirls".Of course that's what it says.  Can't you read.  And not just the banner, but my witty joke for Pic 5.  Getting the strange sensation of doing something sometime before.  Deja Vu.  There's actually a Deja Vu here in Tampa, not that I frequent it, or anything.



Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: January 30, 2010 2:03 pm
 

1/29/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

don't know how the post ended up without spacing, but I'm sure you can decipher



Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: January 30, 2010 2:01 pm
 

1/29/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

1) John had the weight of the world on his shoulders as the big brother of an adopted Sudanese tribe orphan. Here we see John, 18, pushing little brother Jafar, 10, as the crowd wondered what the heck was up? 2) Reducing the rival mascot to 1/100th of normal size, hanging him in effigy, and mocking his horrific last expression in front of a savage crowd was all Pablo could take. Here he is shown waving his arms (running down stairs) just before taking revenge on the parrot. 3) The rip heard round the room even amused Burt Reynolds. 4) Did you see that team? The jumpotron says we're world champion spittoon makers. 5) The Deja Vu Showgirls let it be known that life without Tiger is simply not the same. 6) Ahhh, nooooo! I can't believe you wear your pants backwards with the zipper open!


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