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2/5/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest..Ratopp style

Posted on: February 5, 2010 9:01 am
Edited on: February 6, 2010 12:06 am
 
Ok, here it is boys (and girls as the case may be), the 1st edition of the Lazy Joe Caption Contest, Ratopp style. River_Rat has graciously volunteered to do the judging for me this month. So he will not be eligible for points throuighout February. I guess it's just his way of saying that he is better than all of us because he's won this 3 times already. So no matter who wins this month he will still be 2 championships ahead of that person......(maybe I didn't think this through all the way...hmmmm). Oh well, too late!!! Don't forget about the theme point and the challenge point!!

Challenge Point: Best theme talking like the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket

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February Scoreboard:

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November winner: River_Rat
December winner: River_Rat
January winner: River_Rat
Comments

Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: February 7, 2010 5:42 pm
 

2/5/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest..Ratopp style

You have some good stuff Skin....not sure how you, Buc and even Ktopp haven't gotten a win at Joe's



Since: Mar 7, 2008
Posted on: February 7, 2010 11:08 am
 

2/5/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest..Ratopp style

Nice work River_Rat. Very creative. This way, I have more points in one day than I usually get in a month of captioning. Surprised



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: February 7, 2010 8:21 am
 

2/5/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest..Ratopp style

Thanks for the 1/2 point RR.  Cool

Does that mean I'm always the groomsman and never the groom? Wink


Couldn't really say bridesmaid for obvious reasons.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 6, 2010 11:30 pm
 

2/5/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest..Ratopp style

Now, as I said this month would be a bit different.  How many times have we come back to the caption results from Joe's and Ktopp's and not seen our name among the winners?  And then wondered.....I wonder if I was close?   Now is your chance, this month I will award 2 points to the winning caption.....under the winners I will also post the runner's up and award that caption a half a point (.5)


I like the twist Rat-man. Great job!! We're taking the caption contests to a whole new level here. Who wants to be guest judge next month and add their spin to this?



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 6, 2010 11:27 pm
 

2/5/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest..Ratopp style

Actually...not the case at all.  I feel very lucky to have three wins here and three at Joe's.  I think kmvenne will agree that it's tough getting picked from so many good captioners.
Joe, do you feel Rat-man's nose jammed in your a$$? I sure do. Sucking up will get you everywhere Mr. Rat.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: February 6, 2010 11:09 pm
 

2/5/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest..Ratopp style

@#$%&  Copy Paste bugs......

D2Moo's runner up caption

1. River Rat once again shows the mad skills that knocks the field in the gut and gets him wins in the caption contests.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 6, 2010 10:23 pm
 

2/5/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest..Ratopp style

YES!!!!  I know all about wiining runner ups!!!  Moo's pretty good at it too, but his is more on a daily basis.



Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: February 6, 2010 10:14 pm
 

2/5/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest..Ratopp style

OK here we go...week 1 of project Ratopp.  With ktopp being where he is we all know he has plenty of cheese....and a LOT of whine.  lol  So why not give the big oaf a chance at his own contest.

Now, as I said this month would be a bit different.  How many times have we come back to the caption results from Joe's and Ktopp's and not seen our name among the winners?  And then wondered.....I wonder if I was close?   Now is your chance, this month I will award 2 points to the winning caption.....under the winners I will also post the runner's up and award that caption a half a point (.5)

Even with picking 2 it was a very tough job....not sure how Joe does this every day.  Her we go.

Winner

Skinsinsk

1) Conventional wisdom tells us to get low to make a big hit, but from the look of those pale toothpick sized legs and pear-shaped torso, gravity says to aim high.


Shuless Joe

2. "Ms. Latifah... Rumors about your sexuality have been swirling for years. If you were a lesbian, and I'm not saying that you are, is there anybody here that... Oh... Alright then."

kmvenne

3) Dwayne Bowe enjoys the NFL's Play60 initiative, going so far as to tell an hour long story about how they won the Steelers game this year, in an effort to "play" like the season wasn't a total failure in KC.

D2Moo

4.  When Kenny asked Carl about winning the pole for the shootout he replied, "Well, it isn't the first pole position I've had.  You know my wife is due any time and I used to date Amanda Beard."

Skinsinsk

5) That was the last time the team manager washed the uniforms without Bounce dryer sheets.

ktopp24

#6 - Nobody knew what a tempermental freak Mr. Belvedere was until he came out of retirement and joined the NHL.


Theme

BuccinGator
The real reasons river_rat agreed to score this month's Lazy Joe Friday contest:

1) After threatening kmvenne with his sanitation worker friends in Joe's contest, BuccinGator sicks them on river_rat's kids for the Friday one.

2) Was promised a date with one of these two if he'd do it, but they get to pick which one by playing 1-2-3 Not It!(personally, rat, I think you made out alright here).

3) Rat's the only one of us hip enough to pick out the captions the kiddies would like nowadays.

4) Was promised to be paid in beer, if he could pick out which one hid ktopp's pole (flag people, sheesh).

5) Beat his day job as a windshield installer.

6) Fit the very definition of enforcer, as opposed to the previous judge who could only be defined as "World's Biggest Turkish Oil Wrestling Fan."


Challenge Point

Mister Peabody

Drill Time Maggots!

You ladies make me sick!  You think you're good enough to join my beloved Corps??? You, Private Pansy A$$, you want to take a shot at me??  Come on, missy! Let's have it!  Kick me in the Jimmy! (1)  What is that all you got??  You kick like a girl!!  You might as well put on a little stripper outfit and dance around on stage like that Queen Latifah (2)!  In fact that's your new name!  Queenie!!!  Or does that sound too much like a homersexual??  I'll bet you're one of those ones that likes little boys! (3)  Do you??  I'll bet you do!!  In fact I think your new name is Michael Jackson!  The King of Pop!  In fact you've probably been spreading around all sorts of bottles of your Jesus Juice to the whole neighborhood!!! (4)  You disgust me!!!  You're the kind of guy who stands around by himself in a skater's outfit and enjoys himself while a whole stadium full of people watches! (5)  What's that??? Are you upset at me??  Did I say something to upset you??  Well come on Missy!  If you've got the ovaries to take a swing at me, then let's have it!!! (6)  Is that all you got???  My great grandmother used to spank me harder than that!!!  GET OUTTA MY CORPS, YOU MAGGOT!!!


Runner up

D2Moo

1) Conventional wisdom tells us to get low to make a big hit, but from the look of those pale toothpick sized legs and pear-shaped torso, gravity says to aim high.

Ktopp24

#2 - "Ummm, yeah, this question is for Queen Latifah. Who looks better with their pants on the ground?"

Shuless Joe

3. "Now listen here... This is this the most important part. If you think you're too short or too fat to play, raise your hand, and you can leave. Ah ah ah! Not you David. You're like 5'2" already... and in damn good shape. What?! No you cannot be excused to take a phone call from Lane Kiffin!"

BuccinGator

4) NASCAR unveils its change to the 2010 rules for deciding who gets the Pole Position in races.  A good old fashioned shell game with a "king of beers" twist.

Mister Peabody

5.  Never let a woman with Man Hands smack the plexi at hockey games.

Shuless Joe

6. In the 80's, both moustache-punching and mullet-pulling were banned by the NHL... and the mullet rule continues on to this day.


Theme

magiciandbird

Ktopp's Favorite Jobs

1. Tackling Dummy

2. Lingerie Football League Commissioner

3. Motivational Speaker

4. Beer Taste Tester

5. Plexigless Repair Technician

6. Boxing Referee


Challenge Point

magiciandbird

1. If you survive recruit training, you will be football players.  Until that day you are pukes.  You are the lowest life form on earth.  You are not human ------- beings...

2. Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag, piece of ----, Private Latifah or did you have to work at?

3. B S.  It looks to me like like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's --- and ended up as a brown stain on the matress.

4. I don't like the name Carl.  Only ------- and sailors are named Carl.  From now on your name is Gomer Pyle

5. Are you quitting on me? Well are you?  Then quit, you slimy ------ walrus looking piece of ----

6. Today you are no longer maggots you are hockey players.  You are part of a brotherhood.  Some of you will go to Ontario.  Some of you will not come back...


Feburary Scoreboard

Skinsinsk 4
Shuless Joe 3
D2Moo 2.5
Ktopp24 2.5
BuccinGator 2.5
Mister Peabody 2.5
Kmvenne 2
Magiciandbird 1




Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: February 6, 2010 9:57 pm
 

2/5/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest..Ratopp style

I guess it's just his way of saying that he is better than all of us because he's won this 3 times already.

Actually...not the case at all.  I feel very lucky to have three wins here and three at Joe's.  I think kmvenne will agree that it's tough getting picked from so many good captioners.




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 6, 2010 12:03 am
 

2/5/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest..Ratopp style

#4 - Carl shows the world the real secret behind NASCAR's horsepower.....beer farts.  


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