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2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

Posted on: February 19, 2010 9:08 am
Edited on: February 19, 2010 9:13 am
 
Here it is boys, the Lazy Joe contest for 2/19/10 is up and ready for dismantling. Again, this will be Ratopp style. But River did send me a P.M. the other day and he might not be able to make it this week. If he does, awesome!! If he doesn't, I'll do his scoring for him on Sunday. Either way, it should be all good. Anyways, don't forget about the theme point and the challenge point!!

Challenge Point: Best theme using Looney Tunes characters in each caption

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BuccinGator 9.5
D2Moo 7.5
Kmvenne 7
Skinsinsk 4
Shuless Joe 3
Chants Fan 3
River_Rat 3
Ktopp24 2.5
Mister Peabody 2.5
Coctopus 2
wetookthebait 2
Magiciandbird 1
Comments

Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 19, 2010 3:24 pm
 

2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

6. After this play, Bertrand is penalized for being "in the crease."LOL, v-man!!!  Guess this would be goal scorer interference.  I'd call it a 5 minute major and a game misconduct, too.  Great job.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 19, 2010 3:22 pm
 

2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

1) The Ratopp cult of captionists uses the Vancouver Olympics as it's grand stage to reveal it's wit and humor to the world!!!!  Muh-wah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!



Since: Mar 26, 2009
Posted on: February 19, 2010 3:09 pm
 

2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

6. After this play, Bertrand is penalized for being "in the crease."



Since: Mar 26, 2009
Posted on: February 19, 2010 3:08 pm
 

2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

6.  EEK! A mouse!



Since: Mar 26, 2009
Posted on: February 19, 2010 3:06 pm
 

2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

2. Groupies of the Canadian women's curling team are a hardcore lot, often subjecting their nipples to freezing temperatures in hopes of "going backstage" after the match.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 19, 2010 3:06 pm
 

2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

The continuing nightmares of BuccinGator:

1) All alone, and thirsty as hell, Buc is offered Kool-Aid by this guy.

2) Hell finally does freeze over, and Buc is converted to a Canadian hockey fan.

3) After lining up his 6" putt at the miniature golf course, Buc still blows it.

4) Despite being a star in another sport, he does something that gets the commish to suggest he take a couple years off and play AA baseball.

5) Buc's dream girl, Danica Patrick, leaves him for this guy.

6) Buc scores the winning pin in the Turkish Oil Wrestling competition, and, well let's just say it ain't pretty.




Since: Mar 26, 2009
Posted on: February 19, 2010 3:04 pm
 

2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

3.  Jim finally got the payoff for all that pilates and yoga work when he correctly read the green at Augusta and took home the green jacket. 



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 19, 2010 2:55 pm
 

2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

1) What do you get when you crossbreed a Canadian, Mickey Mouse, and Pac-Man?  This guy.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 19, 2010 2:53 pm
 

2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

Challenge Point:

1) "I taught I taw a satanic mouse.  I did, I did taw a satanic mouse.  You bad ol' mouse."

2) "I'm Yosemite Longstockings, the rootin'ist tootin'ist shootin'ist Canadian fan this side of the Pecos."

3) "Be vewy, vewy quiet.  I'm huntin' gophers."

4) "I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque."

5) "Hola, senor duck.  Not only have I gotten the cheese, but this Daneeka Patreeck autograph as well.  Arriba!!  Andale!!!"

6) "I be-be-b-be-be-b-bet you're guh-guh-guh-guh-gee-guh-guh a homosexual." (and I can hear Sir Lancelot saying "Am not")



Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: February 19, 2010 1:34 pm
 

2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

1) Mickey's Canadian cousin, Mick'eh Mouse always had a dark sense of humor which many trace back to the nearly fatal rat poison incident in his early years.

2) Steve (CA) originally didn't want to be the "CA" because he feared the potential "caca" chants but when he realized Chet (NA) and Larry (DA) would be "nothing" (NADA) without him he decided he would be crazy not to be the "CA".

3) Publicly, Camillo has explained this move give him the best angle from which to read the green. But actually this is his way of accomplishing an "adjustment" in a covert way. This isn't baseball you know!

4) McMurry's contact was voided when the Giant's GM realized his 3-digit average speed was from driving - not pitching.

5) Ktopp is happy about this Danica signature but the one he's most excited about is the one he can't show you in public. *wink*wink* And he plans to have it tattooed so it will be permanent as soon as possible.

6) Many athletes that are pushed too hard through their youth simply get burned out on a sport, but hockey players develop psychrophobia.


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