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2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

Posted on: February 19, 2010 9:08 am
Edited on: February 19, 2010 9:13 am
 
Here it is boys, the Lazy Joe contest for 2/19/10 is up and ready for dismantling. Again, this will be Ratopp style. But River did send me a P.M. the other day and he might not be able to make it this week. If he does, awesome!! If he doesn't, I'll do his scoring for him on Sunday. Either way, it should be all good. Anyways, don't forget about the theme point and the challenge point!!

Challenge Point: Best theme using Looney Tunes characters in each caption

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BuccinGator 9.5
D2Moo 7.5
Kmvenne 7
Skinsinsk 4
Shuless Joe 3
Chants Fan 3
River_Rat 3
Ktopp24 2.5
Mister Peabody 2.5
Coctopus 2
wetookthebait 2
Magiciandbird 1
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Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: February 19, 2010 12:38 pm
 

2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

Sports that should be in the Winter Olympics.

1.  Rabble rousing.  CBS posters would win gold, silver and bronze everytime, hands down.

2.  The let's see how cold it has to get before we need to put our shirts back on competition.  Sponsored by Dewar's.

3.  The Hiding From Cougars event.  Here younger
males crouch and determine if the older woman is still good looking or just skanky w/o looks.

4.  The Do I have to Accept This competition.  Here we see JM demonstrating hwo to accept the jersey from a team that he doesn't like and never cheers for.  Nice smile. good high arm action on the jersey.  Judges gave him a 9.92.

5.  Olympic Autograph Hunting.  Here a master of getting the tough autograph wins the gold this time.  He got it by pointing to his foam hat and threatening to "cut the cheese" unless he got her autograph.  It was quickly signed.

6.  Last Man Standing.  Played a bit like hockey (okay, a lot like hockey), the object is to be the last man standing on the ice.  It's a lot like MMA on ice, except you try to score goals as well. 



Since: Sep 14, 2009
Posted on: February 19, 2010 12:26 pm
 

2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

2. It was so cold in Vancouver that night, if the guys had written "Hawaii" across their chests instead, Steve wouldn't need to dot the i's.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 19, 2010 12:24 pm
 

2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

Revised number 5) Danica probably doesn't want to know exactly where this guy was wearing that hat since his head is being currently occupied.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 19, 2010 12:22 pm
 

2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

5) ktopp24 proudly displays the signature he received from Buc's future wife, Danica Patrick, at this year's Daytona. (it's the cheesehead that gave you away, buddy)Wow, Moo.  I swear I didn't read your and yet I copied you almost verbatim.  Sorry about that.  Guess it was too obvious.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 19, 2010 12:20 pm
 

2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

1) They Anti-Disney cult in Canada has amassed a huge following.  "Brothers and Sisters, we must rise up against the contamination emminating from the south.  Do you want your children to continue to be exposed to the satanic withcraft of such films as Cinderella and Snow White?  Who's with me?"

2) Having only two friends in the whole world is very disadvantageuos to Stu, who not only looks stupid having two letters on his chest, but even more so because they say "Ca."

3) Villjegas stares down the 1st green at Sawgrass trying to find the optimal line to lay the televsion cable necessary to broadcast Tiger's speech today.

4) Little did Jamie know that winning the Daytona 500 also came with an automatic "Rule 5" baseball draft selection.  Oh well, he could have been stuck on the Royals (sorry, Moo).

5) ktopp24 proudly displays the signature he received from Buc's future wife, Danica Patrick, at this year's Daytona. (it's the cheesehead that gave you away, buddy)

6) Being one of the most liberal countries in the world is on full display here as the Swiss hockey team celebrates every goal by having the assist man mount the scorer (and there are oh so many hidden jokes there).



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 19, 2010 12:08 pm
 

2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

Spelling challenged today.That's me everyday.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: February 19, 2010 11:57 am
 

2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

Spelling challenged today.

2.  Canadians occasionally get confused when listening to US weather forecasts.  When the temps were forecast to be in the low 30's. these Canadian fans thought that would be Celsius, not Farenheit.  Still, even that temp wasn't all that bad to go shirtless in.

3.  The only was some people can make putts is to sneak up on the ball, just like a big cat, and hit the damn ball while it's not paying attention



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: February 19, 2010 11:51 am
 

2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

1.  Mickey's trip to Canada proved eventful when he spots during the Olympics, his long lost nephew Stoner, leading the opening ceremoinies in a rousing rendition of 99 bottles of Moosehead On the Wall.

2.  Canadians occasionally get confused when listening to US weather forecasts.  When the temps were forecast to be in the low 30's. these Canadian fans thought that would be Celsius, not Farenheit.  Still, even that temp wasn'r all that bad to go shirtless in.

3.  The only was some people can make putts ia to sneak up on the ball, just like a big cat, and hit the damn ball while it's not paying attention.

4.  Jamie, ever gracious, accepts his Giants jersey from the city of San Fransisco, while hoping this doesn't undo the image his sponsor, Bass Pro, wants him to project.

5.  I see Ktopp, stinky cheesehead hat and all, went to Daytona and got his Danica autograph.  Here I am making fun of him, yet, at the same time, somehow I'm so jealous.

6.  Talk about carrying the team on your back, litterally.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: February 19, 2010 11:28 am
 

2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

You know, people might have trouble finding this since you posted one of your ramblings.  I'll be back in a bit with my submissions
Good point. I removed the other blog entry. I'll save those brilliant writings for Monday-Thursday when Joe actually does his job.



Since: Jan 9, 2007
Posted on: February 19, 2010 10:57 am
 

2/19/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption...Ratopp round 3

You know, people might have trouble finding this since you posted one of your ramblings.  I'll be back in a bit with my submissions.


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