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9/1 Lazy Joe "Mystery Meetings" Caption Challenge

Posted on: September 1, 2010 11:00 am
Edited on: September 1, 2010 11:06 am
 
Well, Joe is claiming that he has "Meetings" today and can't get the contest going. Yeah sure he does. I think that's office code for "I have the hershey squirts and I'm to embarrassed to admit it.". Yeah, I think that's it. Well, he says that if I do a Lazy Joe today he'll count these points in his blog. So go for it!!

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Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: September 2, 2010 11:10 am
 

9/1 Lazy Joe "Mystery Meetings" Caption Challenge

Why can't I stop laughing at "number possum"? I can't figure it out. Anyways, great start for HALO and Buc. Sorry this was late!!!

#1 - kmvenne

So I was all like, give me $20 million dollars, and let me change my number to possum. And they were all like 'I don't think the NFL will let you be number possum. So then I told them, fine, I'll be double possum. Then they were all like 'OK!" and gave me the hand ok sign thing like this. Then I called up Steve and Jared and Ryan and told them to come over and party and get some free Wrangles, and play it off like they needed to come get me to seal the deal, and now I'm back. Also, just run the hell around and I'll gunsling this ball wherever the hell I please. On Blue 42, for no good reason...ready? Break!"

#2 - HALOS02

They nicknamed the horse "Mare Jordan" more for the wagging tongue than the vertical, but as this unlucky equestrian found out, Jordan did have some springs.

#3 - River_Rat

Let's use the word dictate in a sentance.  I tagged you out, but while you're there, how's my dictate?

#4 - HALOS02

Bored with making routine catches and inspired by the action in the World Cup, Ichiro attempts to head the ball into his glove. Once Jose Canseco caught wind of this, he immediately sued him for copyright infringement.

#5 - BuccinGator

Page 27 of the new self-help book, "How not to react when you've lost your shuttlecock."

Theme - BuccinGator

What's Being Discussed In Today's cbssports.com Secret Meetings:

1) Getting Judge and Prisco to do a point/counter-point on Brett Favre, with topics ranging from the chances of the Vikings winning it all, the over/under on the number of picks he will throw, and exactly how many more offseasons we'll be subjected to his "retire/unretire" drama.

2) Having Dodd and Darst discuss the odds of Boise State busting into this year's BCS Title game.

3) Wanting Miller and Knobler to predict just which MLB teams they think will be blocked at the postseason "plate."

4) Convincing the only eyeball badged writer with a sense of humor, Joe, to post a weekly video blooper reel, "The Plays of the Weak."

5) Allowing Doyle and Freeman to argue about some inane sports topic like "Are Badmitton players athletes?" just for the sake of arguing.  This was the only thing that was already going to happen and didn't need to be pushed by the uppity ups.

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1. HALOS02 - 2
1. BuccinGator - 2
2. kmvenne - 1
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Since: Aug 26, 2010
Posted on: September 2, 2010 10:38 am
 

9/1 Lazy Joe "Mystery Meetings" Caption Challenge

Picture 1: This is how i do a shadow puppet of a Cuckatoo. Learned that one when I was a rookie and we wore the leather helmets.
Picture 2: I call this Break Dance "The Philly Shuffle"! Maybe we can be on "Dancing With The Mares"....
Picture 3: Ye Ha!!! Once a Bull rider always a Bull rider...
Picture 4: And for my next trick I'll make the ball fall to the ground. Hey what did ya expect? Seattle is known for coffee not baseball. Where's Junior when you need him?
Picture 5: Let's Karaoke Baby!  "You've Got that lovin' feelin' oh that lovin' feelin'." Man you stink and you sure ain't righteous.... Brother.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: September 2, 2010 10:13 am
 

9/1 Lazy Joe "Mystery Meetings" Caption Challenge

Sorry guys, today was my daughter's 1st day of kindergarten and I needed to be there for that. Scores will soon follow.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: September 1, 2010 11:18 pm
 

9/1 Lazy Joe "Mystery Meetings" Caption Challenge

The five types of people that you never want in a business meeting of any kind.  Joe probably knows these types all too well.

1.  The Natural Born Leader:  Yes he thinks his God given talents can make any situation okay and he could lead any old group to say a Super Bowl for example.  Usually falls flat on his fanny and ends up making the situation worse for his predecessors.

2.  The I'll Volunteer for Anything Person:  Tries to make everyone look bad by asking to take on assignments that are usually way over their ablilties to perform.  They don't last long and end up bucked out into the street by management.

3.  The Enforcer:  Their main goal in a meeting is to enforce the will of upper management and aren't above sitting on someone to keep them in line with management.  they also gloat about it while they are performing their duties.  This usually leaves employees flat ticked off.

4.  The Why Don't We Change How We Do Things Employee:  This is self explanitory.  Unfortunately for everyone, this person usually hasn't figured out the consequences of their ideas and end up dropping the ball so to speak at crunch time on a project.

5.  The In Your Face, We Won Persons:  Heaven forbid if they actually succeed at something.  The celebration lasts for days and unless you're their buddy, you just feel like you lost a marathon match with them.  Plus mamagement wants to know why you aren't celebrating too and maybe you need to adjust your focus.



Since: May 10, 2007
Posted on: September 1, 2010 7:05 pm
 

9/1 Lazy Joe "Mystery Meetings" Caption Challenge

3.) While most big league catchers are taught to block the plate by "dropping the gate," the Pirates prefer the less effective "London Bridges" technique.



Since: May 10, 2007
Posted on: September 1, 2010 7:01 pm
 

9/1 Lazy Joe "Mystery Meetings" Caption Challenge

4.) Bored with making routine catches and inspired by the action in the World Cup, Ichiro attempts to head the ball into his glove. Once Jose Canseco caught wind of this, he immediately sued him for copyright infringement.



Since: May 10, 2007
Posted on: September 1, 2010 6:24 pm
 

9/1 Lazy Joe "Mystery Meetings" Caption Challenge

5.) After an Isner-Mahutesque 10-hr marathon badminton match, the Chinese team collapses in celebration. They were promptly put in a Beijing prison on charges of "showing too much emotion."



Since: Oct 29, 2008
Posted on: September 1, 2010 5:19 pm
 

9/1 Lazy Joe "Mystery Meetings" Caption Challenge

1- "What? You guys want me to join the pool? Alright, alright, I'll put 30k on Julius Peppers ending my career in week 10. That one's still open right? Good."

2- Wilmer Valderrama saw any chance he had at resurrecting his career vanish as he couldn't even hold on to the practice horse at the auditions for Brokeback Mountain 2: A Man and His Horse.

3- Jose Reyes felt obliged after the game to take Johnny out to a lovely dinner and movie. Unfortunately, he never called again.

4- "Ahh! Its Godzilla!!!"

5- Today, we mourn the loss of Ming Wang, who died from shuttlecock trauma early this morning. Ming Wang will always be remembered for the courageous way he stood his ground against Brian Urlacher and David Ortiz in that one vitamin water commercial. Alas, his bravery would ultimately lead to his demise, as surgery to remove the shuttlecock that was lodged in his leg was unsuccessful.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: September 1, 2010 4:52 pm
 

9/1 Lazy Joe "Mystery Meetings" Caption Challenge

1.  When Brett was asked if he was ready to lead them to the Super Bowl, he just smiled in the huddle, gave the okay sign, then promptly tossed an interception as they broke the huddle just to get it done with.  Maybe he should have had a little more training camp before jumping in and playing against other teams.

2.  Chico forgot that horses, although often nimble, do not have full time all or four wheel drive.  There are obstacles they can't overcome, like Chico's bad horsemanship.

3.  All right, you all wanted him.  Here he is.  What do you want me to do with him?  I already tagged his slow butt out.

4.  Although the modified dragon position works well in self defense, Ichiro finds out that it really blows as a method for catching long drives to the wall.

5.  Winning the World Badminton Championships for their native China had these two estacatic beyond belief for one very good reason.  The government would let them live and back into the country instead of dumping their sorry asses somewhere in East St. Louis.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: September 1, 2010 4:29 pm
 

9/1 Lazy Joe "Mystery Meetings" Caption Challenge

Thanks for kicking off the month, ktopp! I thought I'd have more time this morning, but all kinds of issues kept popping up.


Your welcome Joe. I'll always be the Sonny to your Cher, the Laural to your Hardy, the shake to your moneymaker.....errrr....ummm....wel

l, maybe not that last one. But definatly the other two, yeah, fo' shizzle.


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