Carnage's Long and Boring Week 3 Review
Posted on: September 24, 2008 10:58 pm
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Week 3 of the NFL season had some really interesting performances and games. I’m
having a hard time getting into the writing groove after the poor showing by my Packers on
Sunday Night. I can take a little consolation in the fact that after being a fantasy doormat
last season (3 leagues, no playoffs) that I posted high scores for the week in all three
leagues I’m in this season en route to a 9-0 start. My wife, in two leagues, is off to a 6-0
start. Fantasy Sports happiness is high in the Carnage household.
Sorry, I have to break that out and brag about my early fantasy success. As I said,
The Packers getting beaten badly by the Cowboys is not having a positive effect on my current
state of mental health. Sports are interesting that way. You know, it’s really insane when
you think about it. Here I am, emotionally vested in some team of rich athletes that I will
probably never meet in person. I get absolutely nothing out of it if the team wins the Super
Bowl except for vague notion that I’m somehow a part of the team because I jump up and down,
hyperventilate, throw crap at the TV, and swear a lot….yet a loss can seriously dampen my
mood for at least a day…a win can make me disturbingly happy. Anyway, now that I’m
finished with that, let’s get on to looking at the rest of this week’s games.
Bills over Raiders or “All alone at the top of the AFC East….”
One of the most frustrating feelings in sports has to be when you have spend 9 minutes
kicking the stuffing out of a team on a 16 play, 96 yard drive only to have that drive
countered in one huge play to put you back down nine points with just over six minutes to go.
That kind of thing is just a momentum killer, but how they handle that type of situation
tells you a lot about a team.
Already having come back from a 16-10 deficit the previous week against the Jaguars,
the Bills worked some magic again. In those 6:23 the Bills came up with 115 yards and 10
points while holding the Raiders to -2 yards on their possession. The Bills made a lot of
big mistakes early. Two fumbles, one leading to a field goal and one well within field goal
range. A missed 42 yard field goal. A very costly interception from their own 1 yard line.
To add to the early game woes, 7 of the first 10 Bills possessions began inside their own 22
with five being inside their 13. That’s a pretty long field all day long.
I really like this Bills team. They can play some defense, they have explosive
offensive and special teams players, and they can pull it together when the pressure is on.
The Raiders have some talent but they just aren’t there yet. Despite having a decent
looking stat line because of the big play (Which was almost all Johnnie Lee Higgins),
Jamarcus Russel played dismally. He was 8/18 for 72 yards (only 3 completions to wide
receivers) prior to that play. If Darren Mccfadden, Michael Bush, and Justin Fargus don’t
come out and run well this team cannot move the ball. I felt Jamarcus had a reasonable
amount of protection but doesn’t seem to be going through his progressions properly.
Statistical Notes – Marshawn Lynch has touchdowns in 4 of his last 5 outings. He is on pace
for over 1500 total yards. Trent Edwards is completing 67% of his passes this season. Josh
Reed, who has averaged 38 catches over his six year career, leads the Bills with 13
receptions. JaMarcus Russell is completing only 51% of his passes. To his credit, he has 0
INT’s thus far. Extremely high priced free agent Javon Walker has 2 catches and 18 yards so
Buccaneers over Bears or “The underachievers strike back!”
Brandon Lloyd, Jerramy Stevens, Michael Clayton, and Antonio Bryant all made major
contributions in this game. Stevens (first round pick) tried to drink himself out of the
league, Clayton (first) tried to eat himself out of the league, Lloyd(fourth) is on his third
team in his six year career, Bryant (second) is on his fourth in six years.
I hate to be overly critical of a team that won the game, but what on Earth is John
Gruden thinking having Brian Griese throwing the ball 67 times? That’s absolutely crazy.
The Bears scored 24 points, encouraging the Bucs to throw more, but 17 of those points came
after the Griese INT’s and one INT came with the Bucs in field goal range, meaning those
turnovers were potentially a 20 point swing in the game. Speaking of 20 points, that’s all
they managed to muster offensively despite the aerial barrage. I realize that Earnest
Graham did not have a very good day trying to run against the Bears tough front seven, but
the Bucs are going to have to rethink this strategy. I really don’t think they want to get
into a shootout with too many teams.
This loss had to hurt for the Bears. The silver lining is that Kyle Orton played well
(Two INT’s, but one was a fluke), Brandon Lloyd looked like a legitimate offensive weapon.
I’m getting more and more impressed with Matt Forte every week. I still don’t like how he
runs. He’s pretty tall already for a running back (6’1”) and he doesn’t get down. He looks
like a huge target. No matter, 400 total yards and 4.2 YPC says he runs fine. I loved how
they tried to use him as a downfield receiver.
One Bear I was disappointed with was Charles Tillman. Although he has never been to
the pro bowl or counted among the best corners in the league, I think he’s a solid, smart,
savvy, veteran. In overtime after a huge defensive stop on 3rd and 9 with Tampa ready to
punt from its own 10 yard line….a scuffle breaks out near the line of scrimmage in the form
of a pile of several Bucs and Bears. Tillman runs at least 20 yards to get to the play and
jumps on the pile. Charles! Your team just made a play that should put you in a great
position to win the game. Don’t do anything stupid! Besides? What good is throwing a 200
pound body on top of 1800 or so pounds of humanity? The Tampa O-Linemen appear to have
started the brawl, but Tillman’s running, WWE dive drew the most attention and the flag.
First down Tampa! Nine players later, game over.
Statistical Notes – Only four players in NFL history attempted more passes than Brian Greise
did this week: Drew Bledsoe, Vinny Testeverde, George Blanda, and Jon Kitna. Only
Testeverde’s game was a losing effort. Cedric Benson’s first 3 games in 2007: 189 yards on
3.2 YPC, 3 catches for 28 Yards. 1 TD. Forte’s first three games this year: 304 Yards on
4.2 YPC, 13 catches for 105 yards. 2 TD’s. Brandon Lloyd’s last 100 yard game came in
November 2005. Michael Clayton has 16 catches in his last four games. Prior to that, he had
16 catches in his last 12 games. The Bears, with 5 sacks in their first two games, failed
to record one despite 67 passes attempted this week.
Vikings over Panthers or “Are You sick of this color yet?”
Is it just me or does there seem to be an unusual amount of penalties being called this year?
The two teams combined for 21 penalties. The Vikings 9 penalties cost them 100 yards.
Pretty costly considering the Panthers only gained 204 yards. Out of those 21 penalties, 14
of them were Offsides or false starts. These penalties are insufferable when your team is
guilty. These plays happen due to lack of concentration most of the time. Know your snap
After a subpar outing against the Packers in week 1, the Vikings front four are starting to
show signs that they can be as dominant as expected. They held Joseph Addai to 20 yards on
15 carries and hurried Peyton Manning all game long last week. This week they held a team
with 2 talented backs to 2.4 yards per carry, sacked Jake Delhomme 5 times, and put up seven
points for their team. After a solid first quarter of moving the ball, the Panthers
mustered only 40 yards of offense in the next three.
Anyone else think Tarvaris Jackson could strangle Visanthe Shiancoe? After dropping a
potential game winning touchdown pass last week, Shiancoe comes into this game and catches a
Gus Frerotte ball for the go ahead score. I personally think the Vikings should have stayed
with Jackson. Frerotte is a slow, 37 year old veteran with a career completion percentage
of 54.3%. I really don’t see him as much of an improvement over Jackson. I guess he was at
the Helm for the Vikings first win of the season but I’m skeptical.
Statistical Notes – Julius Peppers recorded his first sack of the season. This “Phenomenal
Pass Rusher” now has a whole 3.5 Sacks in his last 17 games. Adrian Peterson’s Paltry 4.4
YPC performance on a bum leg dropped him all the way down to 5.2 YPC on the season. Chester
Taylor leads the Vikings in catches with 7. Jake Delhomme currently has a passer rating of
74.7. He hasn’t been below 80 for a season since he tossed 73 balls for the Saints as a
rookie in 1999.
Dolphins over Patriots or “Uhm, about that part in my start/bench column about Ronnie
Brown…..that wasn’t me.”
This was an absolutely wacky game. I felt I was in an alternative universe. The Dolphins,
2-18 in their last 20 games, faced the Patriots, 20-0 in their last twenty games. The
Patriots, known for using crazy offensive formations where Mike Vrabel scores touchdowns
played a pretty conservative game. The Dolphins, known lately for not really playing offense
at all…well….they tried something different.
The worst of Ronnie Brown’s four trick touchdowns was the last one. With Ronnie Brown lined
up in the backfield and Chad Pennington split out on the left end, TWO Patriots defensive
backs were in the area that only Pennington was occupying. I realize the Dolphins were
trying crazy things, but I’d think that one DB would be enough to cover a 32 year old that
runs a 9.2 40. Two Patriots linebackers stood in one place, unsure what to do on a play
that they saw twice already. I’ve loved the Patriots defense in weeks one and two, but
they looked very uninspired this week.
The Dolphins defense on the other hand, after Joey Porter came out yapping that “No Tom
Brady? It shouldn’t be too hard”, held the Patriots to just over 200 yards and 13 points.
Despite the Patriots kick return game constantly giving them good field position most of the
game (only 2 out of their first 8 drives were inside their 30 yard line), the Patriots looked
bad. At some point Matt Cassell has to start looking for Randy Moss. Double, Triple
coverage? Who cares? Daunte Culpepper made a living heaving that ball up high for him.
At one point during the afternoon, after a Matt Cassell pass went clanging five yards wide of
the target, my wife looked at me and said “It’s just like people said. Tom Brady is only
good because of the team around him. He’s a system quarterback. No better.” I realize that
Tom Brady wouldn’t have been out there playing defense and stopping Ronnie Brown….and a Brady
Led Pats team may have still lost to the Dolphins today, but how people still cling to the
idea that Brady isn’t that great is beyond me. To go from the highest scoring team in
history to 24th in the league in scoring in a single season is a pretty big deal. The
Patriots lost (I think) two offensive starters from last year this offseason. There was not
a huge upheaval. I think it’s obvious even to the most ardent Brady haters what is going on
Statistical notes – The Patriots offense had 214 yards. The Patriots kick return game had
248. Joey Porter had three sacks Sunday and four on the year. His season high is 10.5.
Maybe he’s not as washed up as people have said. While Randy Moss is struggling with 6
catches for 45 yards in the last two, Wes Welker still is catching passes. He has 19
already, putting him on pace for 101. Raiders castoff LaMont Jordan leads the Patriots in
Rushing yards for the season…with 90.
Falcons over Chiefs or “Punt, Punt, Punt, Punt, Punt, Int, Int”
Yup, if you are a Chiefs fan, that is the frustrating beginning of the game for your
offense. Of course, two straight possessions where they scored touchdowns were next followed
by Missed Field Goal, Punt, Turnover on Downs, Interception. Yikes! Watching Tyler Thigpen
complete only 39% of his 36 passes and throw 3 picks was pretty ugly too. The worst part
about it was, the Falcons didn’t put a lot of pressure on Thigpen and a lot of his passes
were not even close. When will Brodie Croyle or Damon Huard return?
After a rough week 2 game against Tampa, Michael Turner picked up where he left off
against the Lions. Man, Turner is fast for a 240 pound guy. He can hit holes, bump it
outside, or run between the tackles, carrying several defenders on his back. There were
questions concerning Turner’s ability to be an every down back, but I think those have been
answered. Of course, when the Falcon’s running game is going, backup Jerious Norwood puts
up some yardage, too. He has been very effective when given chances. Having two good backs
should help Matt Ryan develop.
Last season when Michael Turner was a Restricted Free agent, a lot of people thought it
would be foolish to try to give a first or second round pick to the Chargers for a guy that
had been a backup for three seasons and nothing more. People cited his gaudy 6.0 YPC average
as being due to playing in “Garbage Time”. As a starter, he’s pounding out 6.3 YPC and any
team that doesn’t have a back they like would likely be happy to give up a draft pick for
him. Of course, the Chargers were smart enough to know they were sitting on a guy who could
fill in for Tomlinson for a few games if need be so they were not selling.
Speaking of Matt Ryan, if you give him time to throw he can perform. I think he’ll be
a solid quarterback within a year or two. It has to be nice to have 70 and 61 yard TD
passes under your belt after three games in the league. He has a strong arm and throws a
The Chiefs are in a bad way. They are 28th in points scored, 26th in points allowed.
24th in yards gained, 26th in yards allowed. They can’t really move the ball on anybody and
they can’t really stop anybody. It’s going to be a looooong year for this team.
Statistical Notes – Michael Turner leads the league in rushing yards and touchdowns. He is
on pace for 1952 yards and 27 TD’s. Roddy White has 232 receiving yards putting him on pace
to become the first Falcons player in 900 years to gain 1000 yards receiving in back to back
seasons. Dating back to last season, John Abraham has 8 sacks in his last four games. He’s
starting to become a machine. Larry Johnson averaged 5 yards per carry in a game for the
first time since December 2006. A few more like that he’ll break the 4 YPC mark for the
season. The Chiefs are 8th in pass attempts but 25th in passing yards.
Wal-Mart, the place where you can get ANYTHING
I’m not a huge fan of Walmart. Dealing with the large crowds is less convenient to
me than saving $.40. Today, I decided to go there anyway. My place has radiator heat and
it collects a LOT of dust. My wife is a bit allergic to dust and occasionally will go on
sneezing jags so I figured I’d try one of those air purifiers to see if that makes a
Anyway, as I approached the store I was asked by someone on the side of the building
for a light. I handed her my lighter and she asked If I “Needed any Oxy’s or Xanax.” She
still had my lighter so I figured I’d play friendly and ask how much. Apparently the going
rate at Walmart for a 40mg Oxycontin tablet is $25 and the going rate for a 2 mg Xanax bar is
$3. I continued on. Mostly because I don’t do drugs, partly because 3 Oxy’s and 5 Xanax
instead of the air purifier I planned on getting didn’t sound like a good plan.
I got into the door and some dude was standing there saying “Hey, Hey, Hey buddy,
how ya doing?” I informed him that I was doing allright and he told me I could be doing
better. “I’ve got teeners of white for $80.” I asked him if he was afraid of getting in
trouble with the Wal Mart Security standing nearby. He yelled “Hey Man! This one is
paranoid! Can you disappear for awhile!” to the Wal mart security guy who promptly made
himself scarce. I told him I didn’t have any money and went into the store.
A little perturbed, I found my air purifier and an awesome deal on Red Bull (6 pack
for $7. First time I’ve seen a six pack, and that’s a great price) and headed out the door.
There was a very nice looking young lady that was wearing some very flattering attire. She
informed me that I looked a little lonely and for $25 (Oddly enough, the cost of one Oxy)
she’d be some really good company for about 20 minutes. The wife was at work, the girl was
cute, and I’m a guy so I had to think this one over for a second. I decided any girl willing
to sell herself at a Wal-Mart for $25 probably isn’t the kind of woman you want to take
chances with….that and the good husband that I am I felt guilty just thinking about it so I
My last encounter was a guy asking me for $10. I told him that I was out of money
and if I had $10 I’d be standing next to him trying to get myself another $15 as I pointed to
the lady. I asked him why he thought people would give him money for free when you could by
sex or drugs here instead. He cursed and told me I was right and he was going to head over
to the Office Depot across the street.
Titans over Texans or “Could this be the team to beat in the AFC?”
With the expected powers in the AFC struggling early, my eyes are really turning to the
Titans. They are a football purist’s dream. They have committed to the run (Actually
running on 60% of plays), the defensive line is absolutely dominating the line of scrimmage,
they create turnovers, and the defense gets involved in the scoring game. Although Kerry
Collins isn’t a fantastic quarterback at this stage in his career, I couldn’t help but
realize how much the dynamic of the team has changed with his ability to throw the ball
downfield. If Collins has one thing, it’s a big arm.
This offense has absolutely nobody that can be construed as a Superstar but they take
their physical game and grind away. Chris Johnson may soon be considered at that level, but
not quite yet. For now he’s just a fast explosive back that compliments that 240 hulking
human bowling ball LenDale White as he runs between the tackles.
The defensive, however, is building a nice little cast of potential pro bowlers.
Albert Haynesworth and Kyle Vanderbosch anchor the front, 2006 seventh round pick is looking
like another potential pro bowler. Imagine if Pacman had stayed in and made the playbook
rain all night long and was on his best behavior. The Titans could be looking at a fantastic
The poor Texans. I really have been liking them the last two years and they start
out with two vicious matchups (Titans, Steelers) and look like an NFL Europe team. Matt
Schaub is looking like the goat but for a guy under constant pressure that has been sacked
four times a game, he’s completed 60% of his passes. Yeah, the five INT’s aren’t so good,
but he probably could have been worse. Had Andre Davis and Kevin Walter caught those end
zone balls, his stats would not look that bad. Being in the Red Zone six times and coming
away with 12 total points is poor.
On the other hand, the weak part of the team, the running of Steve Slaton, looked
fabulous. In the end, he rushed for more yards than the previous two teams that the Titans
faced combined. I don’t know what the story on this guy is. To me he came out of thin air.
He’s elusive, he can break tackles, and he can just plain run. If that keeps up, the Texans
will have a much better chance than teams expected.
Statistical Notes – Again, Fantasy owners worried about Lendale White and Chris Johnson had
nothing to fear. Both players are going to get their touches (106 between them in three
games). Steve Slaton put up 100 yards on the ground, the third such performance by the
Texans in the last three seasons. Third year DB has 4 INT’s and a TD in 3 games. Kyle
Vander Bosch has 8.5 sacks in his last seven games.
Redskins over Cardinals or “YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME! RIGHT?”
Scott Suishiem shanks a 52 yard field goal to give the Cardinals the ball back, down by 7
after a 9 minute Redskins drive where no points were scored. 3 plays later the Cardinals
face 4th and 4 at the 48 yard line with 2:46 left. Down by 7 with three timeouts left the
Cardinals know that if the Redskins get the ball back a single first down ends the game.
Your average gain per play for the day has been 5.6 yards. Time to go for it…or….no. In
comes the punting unit. One Redskins first down later, game over. You are at midfield
with a chance to go 3-0 to start the season, and you punt? Ugh.
I’m still unsure that this Redskins team of the last two weeks was the same one we saw the
Giants destroy in week 1. I chastised the play of Jason Campbell. I blasted the play
calling because they failed to get Chris Cooley involved. Suddenly, Campbell is playing
well, Cooley is involved, and the Redskins are looking like the team I expected them to. Of
course, they are still in last place…..with a 2-1 record. The NFC East is a combined 10-2…
with the two losses being between each other.
What I like about Campbell this season has been his ability to find dynamic playmaker Santana
Moss. For a stretch of time last season, he utterly refused to throw to his Wide Receivers.
I see him looking downfield more often. I like that.
It was kind of a letdown game for Kurt Warner. After competing 70% of his passes the first
two games and playing mistake free ball, he had a hard time getting over the 50% hump and
threw one away. I have appreciated the fact that despite the incredible tandem of wide
receivers, the Cardinals have remained committed to the running game. Even more surprising,
the cardinals play calling has been 93/87 in favor of rushes the first three weeks. Tied for
the 49ers for first place, the Cardinals are currently the best team in this division ahead
of the struggling Seahawks and the dismal Rams.
Statistical Notes – How good are Anquan Boldin and Fitzgerald? After three games they are
averaging 11 catches, 180 yards, and 2 TD’s between the two of them. They are on pace for
176 catches, 2900 yards, and 32 TD’s as a duo. Santana Moss has scored in five straight
going back to last season. Touches are important for fantasy backs, and Clinton Portis has
20+ touches in his last six. He also has 7 TD’s in that span.
Running Back By Committee evolved
Fantasy Football players everywhere have been lamenting the dual running back scenario.
Suddenly, there are “Primary Backs” putting up huge totals and secondary backs putting up
acceptable totals. Spelling your backs leads to fresh legs, huge in every game. In the
second half of the Packers/Cowboys game, Dallas down by three….Marion Barber III got a break
from his continuous pounding of the ball to let a fresh Felix Jones in. Jones promptly took
the ball and went 60 yards to pay dirt. The Result? 150+ total yards and a TD by Barber,
70+ yards and a TD for Jones. The Titans Lendale white and Chris Johnson have both been
getting over 15 touches and a game. Chris Johnson has been breaking the long ones, Lendale
White has been fighting for the tough yards and at the goal line. Both are viable starters.
The Raiders have been alternating to keep their guys fresh, creating two or three viable
starters. Tim Hightower has made some plays and kept Edgerrin James more fresh and
productive than he has been. The Jaguars finally ran the ball and divided the carries….the
result being 100+ yards for both Maurice Jones-Drew and Fred Taylor. Pierre Thomas has made
Reggie Bush more effective by taking the tough yardage downs and letting Reggie play all over
the field which suits him best. Each back hit the end zone twice. Suddenly the potential
player pool is getting large for running backs.
Denver over Saints or “Broncos are playing? Bet the over.”
Looks like Broncos fans had better get used to down to the wire shootouts. If I would have
told you that a team featuring Dre Bly and Champ Bailey at Cornerback would be the team
giving up the most yards through the air, you’d have thought I’m crazy. The Broncos are
giving up over 300 passing yards a game. I guess back to back Chargers and Saints matchups
will do that to you.
Of course, the Broncos offense is scary in its own right. Jay Cutler wasn’t quite as
dominant as in the first two weeks, but he still looked good. I’ve heard a lot of people
referring to his 2nd quarter interception to let the Saints really get back into the game as
evidence that Cutler makes a lot of poor decisions. I’d say that’s a little overboard.
Certainly he should not have forced the ball into double coverage as he did, but his good
plays have come more often than the bad.
Of course, it helps to have Brandon Marshall on your team. Seriously, he’s starting to
remind me somewhat of a young Randy Moss. He’s big and strong, making it difficult for
corners to cover him, and is he ever fast. Early in the game, Marshall ran a fly pattern
right into the end zone. The Saints CB, expecting safety help, played him for a shorter
pass. The safety, with no other Broncos in the area to worry about, simply let Brandon
Marshall blow by him for six points.
Facing 2nd and goal from the one, the Saints got stuffed. Facing 3rd and goal from the one,
Drew Brees fumbled the snap. Realizing that the momentum was shifting in their favor and to
go into halftime tied would be huge, I applauded as the Saints went on 4th and goal from the
one. Pierre Thomas gets stuffed going up the middle, turnover on downs with 27 seconds left.
Unfortunately for Denver, they couldn’t just kneel on the ball and trot into the locker room
even thought the Saints had zero time outs. A QB sneak usually doesn’t lose yardage.
Instead, Cutler hands the ball off in the middle of the end zone and Andre Hall gets creamed
and the Saints end up getting two out of the deal. I absolutely love the decision to go for
Drew Brees, without top wide receiver Marques Colston, was fantastic. Seriously, the Saints
WR group isn’t really that awe inspiring. I don’t think anyone not named Tom Brady or Peyton
Manning goes through progressions and finds the most wide open man better than Brees does.
Luckily for Brees, Reggie Bush is starting to look like he knows where he needs to be and
seems to always be available for a short route or check down. Team supposedly game plan for
Bush. If that is so, why is Reggie always left wide open?
What’s up with Deuce Mccallister? Is he not really healed yet? He was suited up again but
did not play. It’s really a shame that Deuce blew his knee out twice. He was a fine player.
Statistical Notes – Drew Brees is completing over 74% of his passes and his on pace for 5226
yards this season. The Saints already have six players with 100 yards receiving. Reggie
Bush has an insane 26 receptions thus far. That puts him on pace for 139 on the season.
Bush is averaging nearly 10 rushing yards and 40 receiving yards more than his career
averages. Brandon Marshall is averaging 12 catches, 160 yards, and a touchdown in the two
games he has played. Michael Pittman has 20 touches and 4 TD’s. A touchdown every five
times he gets the ball!
49ers over Lions or “Why does Matt Millen still have a job? Seriously?”
The Lions are a complete mess. Millen has decided to continue to draft skill position
players in the first round (And this is high first round…it’s the Lions…remember?) every year
for six decades or something. Ok, that’s exaggerating, but to Lions fans it might seem even
longer. Want to know a secret? Without an offensive line your QB gets sacked and you can’t
run the ball. Without a defense the other team scores mobs of points. The solution? Fire
the coach every few years. It’s OBVIOUSLY his fault.
Jon Kitna is starting to remind me of Rocky in his fight against Ivan Drago (Not the winning
part, just the beatings) as he’s constantly running for his life as 1, 2, or 3 defenders rush
in unblocked on every play. It is just ugly.
For the second straight week, Frank Gore got 19+ carries, which means for the second straight
week the 49ers won. They are now 14-1 in the last three years when Gore Rushes 19 or more
times, 0-20 when he does not. Gore found gaping holes in the Lions D to run through. What
a shock. Note to Fantasy players. Start every player on your roster when they go against
Mike Martz made a good call going with J.T. O’Sullivan this season. Alex Smith is hurt
anyway but J.T. really does seem to know the offense and throws some pretty passes.
Statistical Notes – Gore has gone over the 100 total yard mark each of the first three games.
Last season it took until week 12 to get three such games. The Entire Lions team had 240
yards of offense. Rudi Johnson had 131 of those yards. Kitna, sacked 63 and 51 times in
the last two seasons is on pace to be sacked 65 times.
Jaguars over Colts or “Don’t blink, you’ll miss the Colts on offense…”
In terms of Time of Possession, this is the most lopsided game I can remember. The
Jaguars held the ball for 41:35 but needed a miracle at the end to finish this game off.
This owes a lot to the Jaguars inability to get it done in the red zone. Four times the
Jaguars got within the Colts 10 yard line. Out of those four trips, they came away with 13
points. Ouch. It gets harder to run (And pass) the closer you get to the goal line. You
run out of space and teams really clog up the middle.
The Jaguars need to be able to count on David Garrard and the wide receivers to make some
plays at the end of the field. Another devastating play for the Jaguars was the third
quarter interception. Chewing up 60 yards and 8 and a half minutes and coming away empty
handed is painful. Garrard should not have thrown that ball. Josh Scobee obviously is
capable of making field goals in the 47-48 yard range. It’s demoralizing to the team to work
that hard and see the ball going the other way. Of course, hyped free agents Jerry Porter
and Troy Williamson got injured in the preseason and have 2 catches between them. The Jags
tried to fix their passing game by signing these two, but I don’t think I am the only one who
thought that was a bad idea.
I did love that the Jaguars finally got back to their bread and butter, pounding the
ball all day long with their two talented running backs. The Bob Sander lacking Colts are
already a bit softer on defense and as the game wore on they started to look REALLY soft.
The Colts offense came out right away and looked really fresh. They can still be
explosive, but I was shocked at how bad they looked at times. I think the prior two games of
intense pass rush were really getting to Peyton Manning as he looked pensive at times in the
pocket. His pick six by Rashaen Mathis occurred on a play where he had a reasonable amount
of time to throw the ball but simply made a very poor read. Marvin Harrison had Jaguars one
either side of him.
On a lighter note, the Colts offensive line finally found a little running room for
Joseph Addai. If they can keep that up I would think that the Colts offense will soon be
hitting on all cylinders. Peyton Manning simply has too many weapons and is too good of a
quarterback to count out. Still, I think the secret is out that you can run on the Colts
and they still have to play Jacksonville again, the Titans twice, The Steelers, and the
Chargers…..four teams that like to run the ball and are quite effective. They also have
games against the Patriots and at Green Bay. At 1-2, this team is not a lock for the
playoffs and could end their six year postseason run.
Statistical Notes – Peyton Manning has 3 TD’s and 4 INT’s after three weeks. He hasn’t
opened the season with more INT’s than TD’s since his rookie year. The Colts have allowed
four 100 yard rushers in three games. Over the last five meetings against the Colts, Fred
Taylor and Maurice Jones Drew have combined for 965 yards rushing (193 yards per game), and
have six 100 yard games between them. David Garrard had 3 INT’s in 2007. He has 4 already
in 2008. He is on pace for 5 TDs and 20 INT’s.
Ravens over Browns or “Brady Quinn, coming soon to a huddle near you!”
I thought that the Browns not trying to dealing Derek Anderson this offseason was a
curious move. Despite attempts to upgrade the defense, I claimed that the Browns were not
a playoff team and an 0-3 start was a very real possibility. If ever I got anything right,
it’s this. Fun games left on the Browns schedule include the Giants, At Redskins, at
Jaguars, Broncos, at Buffalo, at Tennessee, at Philly, at Pittsburgh. Six wins is starting
to look like a lofty goal.
In the first half the Browns mixed it up a little, actually handing the ball off to
Jamal Lewis 8 times. Jamal Lewis was averaging nearly 5 yards per carry. The Browns went
into the locker room enjoying a small lead. They came out in the second half throwing 5 of
the first 6 plays. The result? Interception at their own 12. Touchdown. Interception at
their own 32 taken in for a touchdown…and the rout was on.
The Ravens defense wasn’t quite as dominant as we were used to last year. Ray Lewis,
Ed Reed, and Chris McAlister are aging. Even in fantasy football, where name recognition
can go a long way, nobody was looking at the Ravens Defense even as a top ten unit. Knowing
that the team isn’t suddenly void of talent, I happily scooped them up after other teams had
taken teams like the Panthers, Saints, and Raiders. Averaging 160 yards allowed, having 5
turnovers, 7 sacks, and a touchdown in two games shows that reports of their demise were
Unfortunately for the Ravens, they lost Kyle Boller (Did I just say that) and had to
throw Joe Flacco right into the fire. He isn’t playing very well at this point. With the
lack of AFC teams really playing well, the Ravens could be in the playoff chase. The fact
that they are going to be one dimensional all season will hurt their chances.
I have really liked the Ravens using a true fullback, Le’ron Mclain, in an actual ball
carrying role. Mclain is 260+ pounds and is a load to tackle.
Statistical Notes – Anderson and Flacco treated us to a combined 27/67 for 254 yards, 1 TD,
and 5 INTs. The Ravens are third in the league in rushing touchdowns and fifth in the league
in takeaways…despite playing in only two games. Last years’ Browns team was 8th in the
league in offensive yardage and points. They are Worst and second worst this season in those
respective categories. Braylon Edwards in on pace for 42 catches for 390 yards. Despite
having fewer touches, Mclain has more Yards and Touchdowns than Willis McGahee and Ray Rice
Prognostications or “Carnage guesses the winners of games”
I went 11-5 this week and can’t figure out why I picked the Rams and Lions to win games.
Hmph. Not bad. That puts me 32-15 this season. Yay. Pretty good considering I went 3-13
in week 3 of 2007.
Atlanta over Kansas City
Redskins over Cardinals
Tampa Bay over Chicago
Patriots over Dolphins
Giants over Bengals
Titans over Texans
Vikings over Panthers
Bills over Raiders
Lions over 49ers
Broncos over Saints
Rams over Seahawks
Ravens over Browns
Colts over Jaguars
Chargers over Jets
Cowboys over Packers
Steelers over Eagles
Eagles over Steelers or “Steelers introduce new “El Matador” blocking scheme. Fantasy owners
exhale as Brian Westbrook’s MRI is negative.”
“Quit Messing with the Tivo already” one of my friends told my dad. “We don’t have Tivo” my
dad said. “Then why do we keep seeing that same play where four Eagles are jumping on Ben
Roethisberger?” Obviously my friend was being sarcastic but it did seem like every play that
Big Ben dropped back looked exactly the same. When you trot your already injured franchise
quarterback onto the field, you need to do a little better job of protecting him. In
addition to the nine sacks on Roeslisberger, the Eagles defense stripped the ball from him
another time and forced him into a grounding penalty in the end zone. They also were credit
for 7 tackles for a loss. The Steelers offensive line were completely and utterly dominated.
The Eagles faced two scares in the same game. Injures to Westbrook and Mcnabb had everyone
in Philly and many fantasy owners cringing. Westbrook looks like he’ll be ok and Mcnabb
obviously returned to the game. Correll Buckhalter, although he is no Brian Westbrook ,
stepped in and played pretty well, especially considering he missed two entire years with
injuries. Willie Parker was also injured and the Steelers may not be so fortunate.
Statistical Notes – Big Ben is on pace to get sacked over 60 times this season. Hank Baskett
is on pace for nearly 70 catches and over 1000 yards. Buckhalter led both teams in total
yardage with 87. This game wasn’t very exciting statistically.
Scoring – Note just for the offense anymore
Last season I noticed an unusually high number of scores by the defensive/special teams side
of the ball. This week the defenses put up 72 points (Counting TD’s as 7. 10 TD’s and 1
Safety). Defensive touchdowns and punt returns on demoralizing plays. This has a huge
impact on fantasy, as a touchdown from your defense can really give you a boost. Be sure to
watch teams that have a knack for their defense putting numbers on the scoreboard and be sure
to start those teams.
Seahawks over Rams or “Is Billy McMullen a more viable fantasy option than Tory Holt?”
Oh boy are the Rams bad. For some reason I picked them to win. You know, playing at home,
having highly paid Superstars like Steven Jackson, Tory Holt, and Marc Bulger. Playing
against castoffs like Julius Jones and T.J. Duckett as well as people grabbed off the street
(Billy Mcmullen, Michael Bumpkis, Courtney Taylor.)
What was I thinking? Steven Jackson still looked impressive, but the rest of the Rams on
both sides of the ball were terrible. Let’s just say that you had to be pretty bored to
watch too much of this game. On a lighter note, Julius Jones seems to be benefitting greatly
from a chance in scenery. He doesn’t look like the guy that couldn’t gain 4 yards per carry
for the Cowboys.
Statistical Notes – The Rams have the third worst offense in terms of points and yardage and
the worst defense. Still, Steven Jackson is on pace for 1600 yards in this mess. Tory Holt
is on pace for 68 catches for 650 yards and five TD’s. Over the last EIGHT seasons he’s
averaged 94 catches for 1384 yards and 8 TDs. Seriously. That’s really really good.
Julius Jones has not had back to back 100 yard games since October 2006 before this season.
He is third in the league in rushing yardage.
Cowboys over Packers or “I don’t want to talk about it.”
Packers got killed. Al Harris has a ruptured spleen and may or may not miss the rest of the
season. He left the field after the play that ruptured his spleen and came back in a few
plays later. He made a solo open field tackle on Marion Barber. We havn’t seen too many
without TORN INTERNAL ORGANS be able to tackle Marion Barber alone.
Letting Charles Woodson cover Terrell Owens with a safety lurking around was a great game
plan. Owens was less of a factor than I have ever seen him be. Of course, that left some
guy named Michael Austin to make some really huge plays. Oh yeah, the fact that the Packers
got run all over by Barber and Felix Jones didn’t help either. Jason Witten can do so many
things he’s virtually not coverable. The Packers must have shared pass blocking ideas with
the Steelers because they used the Matador Technique a lot, too.
Statistical Notes – Marion Barber has at least 100 total yards and a touchdown for the first
three weeks. What’s that about him not being able to handle the load? Greg Jennings is on
pace for nearly 2000 yards. Aaron Rodgers is one of three QB’s (Jason Campbell and
Jamarcus Russell) without an interception this season. He has the most attempts of the
Next Week’s Games
Panthers over Falcons
Browns over Bengals
Jaguars over Texans
Broncos over Chiefs
Saints over 49ers
Cardinals over Jets
Packers over Bucs
Titans over Vikings
Chargers over Raiders
Bills over Rams
Cowboys over Redskins
Eagles over Bears
Ravens over Steelers