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Zero to Ten: Little Known LeBron James Statistics

Posted on: April 25, 2008 4:55 pm
Edited on: April 26, 2008 1:27 am
 
0.0 Offensive FECAL (Fouls Ever Called Against LeBron)

1.0 mm AFL (Average Fingernail Length)

2.0 NESIO (Nuts Every Sportscaster Is On)

3.0 SPD (Steps Per Drive)

4.0 Finals HMR (Heimlich Maneuvers Received)

5.0 GSPG (Gum Swallowed Per Game {might help explain the choking])

6.0 CFTM-P6FT (Clutch Free Throws Missed Per 6 Free Throws)

7.0 MPH-PPPA (Media Persons Hospitalized Per Pre-tip Powder Attack)

8.0 UMJC-PD (Unwarranted Michael Jordan Comparisons Per Day)

9.0 RC-PM (Referee Complaints Per Minute)

10.0 LAKKIFPSNPFLSTPAKCGBBTF150 (Little Asian Kids Killed In Factories Per Shoe Nike Produces For LeBron So That Poor American Kids Can Go Broke Buying Them For $150)

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Since: Dec 11, 2007
Posted on: April 26, 2008 9:05 pm
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Since: Feb 14, 2007
Posted on: April 26, 2008 11:31 am
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Since: Dec 11, 2007
Posted on: April 26, 2008 11:23 am
 

Zero to Ten: Little Known LeBron James Statistics

I agree with every point. Gilbert complains too much and he's one of my favorite players. But LeBron is stick a dick.




Since: Oct 12, 2007
Posted on: April 26, 2008 11:13 am
 

Zero to Ten: Little Known LeBron James Statistics

A. Great Comment on Duncan, a lot of the greats complain...Jordan, Duncan, Lebron, Iverson, Malone, shaq...that is just off the top of my head

B.  When you are on top- people want to tear you down

C. You could take ANY---ANY of the greatest players in the history of the game and find flaws, it is all about what you do well and performing in      the playoffs

D. Let's be honest, if you were an NBA GM and you could pick one guy in the NBA to build a NEW FRANCHISE around...it would be one of two     guys....Dwight Howard and Lebron James...they are both so talented and so young

E. NBA players hit their statistical and bball IQ prime between the ages of 28-32....Lebron is 23 years old....so he still has 5 years to "learn and develop" as a player...LOL



KEEP HATING FOLKS!!!!!!!1



Since: Aug 25, 2006
Posted on: April 26, 2008 5:09 am
 

Zero to Ten: Little Known LeBron James Statistics

i don't know why everyone is saying lebron complains to the refs too much when tim duncan cries more than a newborn baby. 



Since: Dec 11, 2007
Posted on: April 26, 2008 1:26 am
 

Zero to Ten: Little Known LeBron James Statistics

Why all the hate? Because this list was fun to make. I agree that LeBron is the 2nd best player in the world. If you see my posts I always give him credit before bashing him. I think the scariest part is that he still hasn't come close to how good he could be. If Bron Bron keeps developing his jumper, gets with Brendan Haywood's "free throw doctor," drives even more, and plays defense like he can each and every game, then he will take over for Kobe as the best in the game.

But I still don't like the guy. He's two-faced. He talks so much trash behind the scenes and complains constantly. But when he is in front of the media he tries to be squeeky clean and say the politically correct thing. "We don't get into trash talking." "I don't care about the money."...later followed by "It's like Soulja Boy talking trash to Jay-Z" and "I want to be the first billionaire athlete." It also has to do with the NBA and it's TV networks always trying to shove LeBron in our faces. I would much rather watch Chris Paul and company, among several other superstars. Can you guess how many times Chris Paul and the New Orleans Hornets were on basic national television (ABC, TNT, or ESPN) during the regular season? I'll save you some time, and just tell you it was ONE. They were on ONCE, and against the Miami Heat at that. How many times were the Cavaliers on the same networks? TWENTY-THREE TIMES. And speaking of the number that LeBron doesn't deserve to wear, when Michael Jordan wore it he was all over the place too. Much like MJ, during LeBron's games we can't go to a commercial break without seeing his face. Unlike MJ, LeBron was handed all of the endorsements before he earned anything by winning. Try to ask yourself this: Why didn't people hate on MJ like they do LeBron? Most simple answer: LeBron is a jerk.

"I think the 2 stands for 2 times knocking out the Wizards in the last two years..."

I'l give you that. So long as we make 0 stand for 0 Championships Cleveland has ever won.




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Posted on: April 26, 2008 12:41 am
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Posted on: April 26, 2008 12:38 am
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Since: Apr 25, 2008
Posted on: April 25, 2008 11:59 pm
 

Zero to Ten: Little Known LeBron James Statistics

Why all the hate, I think the 2 stands for 2 times knocking out the Wizards in the last two years, or 2 could be the 2nd best player in the league which means world. So think about it, despite all you ridiculous and obviously inaccurate stats, Lebron remains the 2nd best basketball player in the WORLD. so keep chatting and in two years, he will be the BEST player in the world.




Since: Mar 19, 2008
Posted on: April 25, 2008 8:15 pm
 

Zero to Ten: Little Known LeBron James Statistics

Quite possibly the best and most accurate stat line I've seen for anyone in a while.


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