Big Head Gumbel busts in to say, "the second half is about to begin in Charlotte...let's get you out there for UNC vs. WSU!"...and then the feed goes to that game for the announcers' blather about, "welcome back, we're about to start..." and then Big Head Gumbel busts in AGAIN! and says "let's go back to WVU and Xavier, as it's a 1-point game!"...and we go right back to the game WE WERE JUST WATCHING BEFORE YOU MADE THE FIRST POINTLESS INTERRUPTION, Xavier scores, there's a timeout and now, INSTEAD OF WATCHING NORTH CAROLINA we're...back to commercials!! YAY!!!!
1. Eat it, CBS. Eat it raw!!
2. CBS: YOU ARE TERRIBLE AT THIS. SERIOUSLY. ASK ANYBODY. YOU SUCK AT COORDINATING BASKETBALL BROADCASTS. THIS IS THE MOST AMATEUR, CRAPTACULAR, INSULTING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.
3. I hope you someday have to watch tapes of this whole tournament, in Hell, and it makes you cry. You all stink.