OK, I give up: I'm watching the glitch-and-glamour online broadcast of my beloved Tar Heels. They look good. But Washington State, I have advice:
Cougars: don't shoot any more 3's, please. First, because it makes baby Jesus cry. Second, because you are bad at it, apparently (I don't know anything about you except what I have seen in the last 30 minutes or so), and you need to get back into this game by scoring points, not missing threes. Missed threes = long rebounds, which = fast breaks for UNC, which = you lose.
Please make a game of this. Please. I can't take two more days hearing how overrated UNC is because they keep blowing people away (how bizarro is this world we live in when a team like UNC thumps quality opponents and gets called "overrated," but UCLA looks like hammered-down dog-doo and sportswriters drool over the Bruins "amazing talent"??). Please make this a close game.