A man is speeding down a highway at a very high rate of speed, well over the speed limit, and fast enough to grab the attention of a state trooper who hadn't met his quota for the month. The trooper takes off after the man with lights flashing and siren blaring, and then the man suddenly accelerates and starts going even faster than he was before, trying to get away from the trooper. But his car is just not fast enough to escape from the trooper, and eventually he gives up and pulls over to the side of the road. When the trooper asks him why he wouldn't pull over at first, this is what the man says:
"I just recently divorced my wife, and she got re-married to a state trooper. When I saw you coming up behind me, I thought you were him trying to bring her back!"
The trooper laughed so hard he let the man go with only a warning.