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I'll admit it I had sex with Roger Clemens too!!

Posted on: May 1, 2008 6:22 pm

Move over Mindy McCready and John Daly's ex-wife I am jumping aboard the bump train too. That is right: I had an affair with Roger Clemens. Being a Red Sox fan I was always fascinated with the husky hurler. I watched him when he was a Yankee hurler. It pains me now O so much. He is now as appeasing as his shruken yoohoos...which he undoubtably has....believe me....

but to get to the serious points....why do these affairs matter?....these Roger Clemens stories should circle around his *cough* cough* alleged steroid use...I don't care if he had an affair....does it make me feel any differently about this guy...NO...he is already a liar and a farud and says he is righteous while all others are not....

well I am finally going to turn my back on Clemens....well for the last time since my affair with him...


~OneNonly...Important Affair with Clemens~

Category: MLB

Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: May 9, 2008 12:16 pm

I'll admit it I had sex with Roger Clemens too!!

I am a bit krusty after our moment...even if I am 19 years old....but ya I remember him being a Red Sox hurler and cheering him on like he was a he is just the scum of the Earth to me...

Since: May 8, 2008
Posted on: May 9, 2008 12:46 am

ewww i bet you're Krusty

Did he have the ice pack on?  Was it melty?  Like right away or did it take a while to make it melt?   The Rocket was the first Red Sox player to be traded to the yankees while i was still a naive fan.  I was young and this trade was the curtain falling to reveal the wizard.  So when all this steriod and affair talk started up i had long deserted the rocket. 

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