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Condoming Condons

Posted on: February 25, 2009 2:23 pm
Edited on: February 25, 2009 5:57 pm
 

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'

The pharmacist fainted.

 

 

 

 


Of course the Democrats want to give condoms to everyone so why not just include them in Medicare.

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Since: Feb 18, 2008
Posted on: February 26, 2009 3:33 pm
 

Condoming Condons

 

Down goes Smorgie.  Not like that Guys, I meant her AV.  It was only a matter of time, mine will be next.  Going to be tough to come up with something tasteful under the new Fascist regime. 



Since: Jul 6, 2007
Posted on: February 26, 2009 10:10 am
 

Condoming Condons

When my wife was on the pill, it was not covered. Also, I have read in the newspaper about religious organizations not covering birth control pills, because their religion forbids birth control.  

 




Since: Feb 18, 2008
Posted on: February 26, 2009 10:01 am
 

Condoming Condons


The real ironic thing is most insurance companies will cover Viagra, but not birth control pills...

 


I have had many insurance policies over the years, both HMO's and PPO's.  Some good, some lousy.  Never had one in which birth control pills were not covered for my wife.  It is entirely in the companies best interest to help limit the number of children you have.



Since: Jul 6, 2007
Posted on: February 26, 2009 9:33 am
 

Condoming Condons

 

The real ironic thing is most insurance companies will cover Viagra, but not birth control pills...




Since: Feb 18, 2008
Posted on: February 26, 2009 8:49 am
 

Condoming Condons


Not just condoms, you forgot free needles for junkies.  And of course, minors should be allowed to get an abortion with our parental consent or even notification.  But the school nurse cannot give my daughter a Tylenol if she has a cramp.  All make sense to me.




Since: Dec 31, 2007
Posted on: February 25, 2009 5:43 pm
 

Condoming Condons


Thats a pretty funny joke.

To my knowledge they give them away free at clinics and public schools but I wasn't aware that unprotected sex amongst americans was out of control.  Besides the ones they give away are normally pretty shady looking and wouldn't use that type if and or when the act was upon me.

I can afford my own.




Since: Apr 15, 2008
Posted on: February 25, 2009 5:43 pm
 

Condoming Condons

lol very funny!Wink



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