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Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

Posted on: May 21, 2008 3:22 pm
 

We have all played baseball or softball or at least watched a movie about kids playing ball.  So it is safe to assume we have all heard the coach yell, "Talk it up out there!!!"   Followed by a cacophony of taunts, chants, annoying barbs meant to distract, and pure old noise which causes the parents to wince or groan. I went to a game to watch my nephew play baseball.  He is so cute in his little uniform, but I digress.  I heard, "Hey batter, batter, batter, swing batter!"   "Swings like a rusty gate."  "He's got the bat on her shoulder!"  "You got it, you got it, hum it baby!"  Now that last one got my attention.  I began to notice similarities between this juvenile chants and some of the demands I have heard (given) in the bedroom.  And I wondered if it was my imagination which has been known to frequent the gutter.   A devilish smile found my face and sat down for a while.

I began to think about my sex coach yelling, "Talk it up out there!"  What would I say?  My favorite right now, "You got it, hum it babe!"

I am sure you can all contribute something to this tawdry blog.  The winning responses will get used the next time I get home.  I will let you know how it is received.  Nothing that would require I delete your entry, please!

Smorgie

Comments

Since: Jun 9, 2007
Posted on: July 20, 2008 11:08 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

Rub some dirt on it, and start smackin them balls to the fence.  Well I gave it go.



Since: Jun 23, 2008
Posted on: July 17, 2008 7:44 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

Don't forget my fave, "just find the hole".




Since: Oct 10, 2007
Posted on: June 26, 2008 9:26 am
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

While cruising the blogs i came upon this interesting subject by ms smorgie.  Since I too like to smut it up from time to time i will give a few bits of chatter and baseball related conversation that could go either way....on the diamond or in the bedroom.  Not sure if any of these were mentioned yet but here are a few.

"keep hitting it hard, it will go through"
"back door breaking ball"
"twist it" (referring to turning a double play)
"grip it and rip it'
"just find a hole and drop it in"
"beat it out"

i know that the "double play" has already been mentioned but what about the very rare but extremely rewarding "triple play"

for those of you who may a little kinky...the "unassisted triple-play"

and I finish off by leaving a tidbit of trivia I am sure most of the ladies would enjoy...
How big is the "pitchers rubber"?  24 inches long and 6inches wide.



Since: Mar 31, 2008
Posted on: June 25, 2008 4:21 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

I will try to give you a few to use from a couple different sports.

" Tell it good bye"

"He really hit the five hole with that one"

" That hit was so heard the knees buckled"

" Give me some beautiful stick work"

Let me know what you think.

JDub




Since: Feb 25, 2007
Posted on: May 31, 2008 10:13 am
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

Smorgie,

One thing that definitely translates to the bedroom:  "Get dirty; you gotta get dirty."




Since: Mar 20, 2008
Posted on: May 31, 2008 10:07 am
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

Get down!!!  I am for that!!



Since: Dec 1, 2007
Posted on: May 31, 2008 12:56 am
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

Hey Smorgie, glad you started a blog and what a great, fun topic.  This isn't diamond "chatter," but it's definitely baseball terminology, and I can't believe nobody's mentioned it yet - squeeze play. 

You wanna talk about chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom?  Plant a microphone at first base because you know the runner there is talking dirt about the chicks in the stands with the first baseman. 

But seriously, how about "get down!" to the runner who's coming home from the dude who's next to bat when he sees the throw's going to make it a close play.  How about "I got it" when they're calling off the other players who also have a shot at catching a flyball. 




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: May 30, 2008 2:20 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

My fave...hey pitch...how 'bout a slider deep inside just below the belt! What's the spread on a pitch like that? LOL




Since: May 28, 2008
Posted on: May 28, 2008 7:22 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

How about "high and tight"?

 or checking the "box" score

 or he may be using a foreign substance

 or check that bat for cork




Since: Apr 1, 2008
Posted on: May 28, 2008 11:25 am
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

Great Blog smorgie!

I always like it "high and inside".

As a guy you never want to hear "You're outta here!"

Something you don't want to hear from a one night stand. "Error on the shortstop."

Head for home.

Passed ball, (sounds painful)

Let's go Deeeeeeep!

L.M.A.O

BTL



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