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Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

Posted on: May 21, 2008 3:22 pm
 

We have all played baseball or softball or at least watched a movie about kids playing ball.  So it is safe to assume we have all heard the coach yell, "Talk it up out there!!!"   Followed by a cacophony of taunts, chants, annoying barbs meant to distract, and pure old noise which causes the parents to wince or groan. I went to a game to watch my nephew play baseball.  He is so cute in his little uniform, but I digress.  I heard, "Hey batter, batter, batter, swing batter!"   "Swings like a rusty gate."  "He's got the bat on her shoulder!"  "You got it, you got it, hum it baby!"  Now that last one got my attention.  I began to notice similarities between this juvenile chants and some of the demands I have heard (given) in the bedroom.  And I wondered if it was my imagination which has been known to frequent the gutter.   A devilish smile found my face and sat down for a while.

I began to think about my sex coach yelling, "Talk it up out there!"  What would I say?  My favorite right now, "You got it, hum it babe!"

I am sure you can all contribute something to this tawdry blog.  The winning responses will get used the next time I get home.  I will let you know how it is received.  Nothing that would require I delete your entry, please!

Smorgie

Comments

Since: Mar 18, 2008
Posted on: May 23, 2008 7:51 am
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

"Choke up on the BAT"  'Hot corner" "Taking it DEEP" were some of the best I've heard



Since: Sep 30, 2006
Posted on: May 23, 2008 6:44 am
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

Also: Unassisted double play

drag bunt

Baltimore chop  (think Cleveland Steamer. Now wish you hadn't)




Since: Sep 30, 2006
Posted on: May 23, 2008 6:41 am
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

How bout nicknames? 

"Pee Wee" Reese

Bob "Rapid Robert" Feller

Leo "The Lip" Durocher

Jim "Toy Cannon" Wynn

 "Oil Can" Boyd.

"Three Finger" Brown

"Pie" Traynor

"Pud" Galvin

Pat "The Bat" Burrell

Randy Johnson - "The Big Unit"

and of course! ...the greatest of them all - "Hammerin Hank" Aaron!

 

 

 

 




Since: Dec 11, 2006
Posted on: May 22, 2008 10:52 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

It's all too obvious and courtesy of early George Carlin---

"He's got two balls on him."



Since: Feb 7, 2008
Posted on: May 22, 2008 4:17 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

Forgot the great line by Ernie Banks - "It's a great day for a game.. let's play two"



Since: Jan 30, 2008
Posted on: May 22, 2008 4:15 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

 

"Come on now...choke up and put it right back where it came from!!!"

 




Since: Jan 30, 2008
Posted on: May 22, 2008 4:09 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

"Shake it off...come on get your head back in the game!!!"



Since: Jan 30, 2008
Posted on: May 22, 2008 4:07 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

"Let's spin this one up here!!"

"Put it right here, put it right on the numbers"




Since: Jan 1, 2008
Posted on: May 22, 2008 3:08 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

Not to be a stick in the mud, but I haven't heard most of these phrases on the diamond.  They certainly are baseball phrases, but most of them are not chatter.

"Easy out" not a particularly flattering piece of chatter for a woman.........kind of makes me think of something else a coach might say like "let's get loose out there."

"Look alive" not a particularly flattering piece of chatter for a man.  Reminds me of another chatter phrase like "he can't hit, he can't hit." Perhaps a pill could help.

"Come on blue" for the crowd who likes to role play in the bedroom.

 

 

 




Since: Apr 5, 2008
Posted on: May 22, 2008 1:47 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

Back for more......

" ball movement "

" bat length "

" bat diameter "

" head hunting "

" grass on the playing field "

" riding the pine "

" ball warmers "

" protective gear "

 



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