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Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

Posted on: May 21, 2008 3:22 pm
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We have all played baseball or softball or at least watched a movie about kids playing ball.  So it is safe to assume we have all heard the coach yell, "Talk it up out there!!!"   Followed by a cacophony of taunts, chants, annoying barbs meant to distract, and pure old noise which causes the parents to wince or groan. I went to a game to watch my nephew play baseball.  He is so cute in his little uniform, but I digress.  I heard, "Hey batter, batter, batter, swing batter!"   "Swings like a rusty gate."  "He's got the bat on her shoulder!"  "You got it, you got it, hum it baby!"  Now that last one got my attention.  I began to notice similarities between this juvenile chants and some of the demands I have heard (given) in the bedroom.  And I wondered if it was my imagination which has been known to frequent the gutter.   A devilish smile found my face and sat down for a while.

I began to think about my sex coach yelling, "Talk it up out there!"  What would I say?  My favorite right now, "You got it, hum it babe!"

I am sure you can all contribute something to this tawdry blog.  The winning responses will get used the next time I get home.  I will let you know how it is received.  Nothing that would require I delete your entry, please!

Smorgie

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Since: Jun 24, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2008 8:08 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

Smorgie, Great Blog.

~ The mound looks pretty wet.

~ Oh my, he Gloved it

~ A little Chin Music

~ The knob on the bat is hugh



TnSooner
Since: Aug 22, 2006
Posted on: May 21, 2008 6:49 pm
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Since: Sep 13, 2006
Posted on: May 21, 2008 6:47 pm
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Since: Mar 20, 2008
Posted on: May 21, 2008 6:28 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

I am sitting here giggling - these are great.   "Up and in with the high hard one."  I love baseball !!

Keep it coming....




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2008 6:24 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

Smorgie,

Nice blog.  Leave it to the ladies to make these analogies.  I like it.

He's working it, inside and out.

 



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Since: Aug 22, 2006
Posted on: May 21, 2008 6:19 pm
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Since: Aug 16, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2008 6:11 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

I hope no one calls for a pitch out.  Oooh....that would hurt one's feelings.

Ducks on the pond....is that a venereal disease?



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Since: Aug 22, 2006
Posted on: May 21, 2008 5:50 pm
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Since: Jun 27, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2008 5:41 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

"crowding the box"

"pounding the strike zone"

"charging the mound"

"corked bat"

 




Since: Nov 15, 2006
Posted on: May 21, 2008 5:27 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

Very nice blog, Smorgie.....

...."that one is driven deep"

...."barreled into the backstop"

...."waive him in"

..."that is quite a pickle"

..."drive it home"

...."show 'em where you live"

..."there is some kind of foreign subtance on his hand"

...."choke up on the handle"

....."lay it down" (bunt reference)

Pete



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