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Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

Posted on: May 21, 2008 3:22 pm
 

We have all played baseball or softball or at least watched a movie about kids playing ball.  So it is safe to assume we have all heard the coach yell, "Talk it up out there!!!"   Followed by a cacophony of taunts, chants, annoying barbs meant to distract, and pure old noise which causes the parents to wince or groan. I went to a game to watch my nephew play baseball.  He is so cute in his little uniform, but I digress.  I heard, "Hey batter, batter, batter, swing batter!"   "Swings like a rusty gate."  "He's got the bat on her shoulder!"  "You got it, you got it, hum it baby!"  Now that last one got my attention.  I began to notice similarities between this juvenile chants and some of the demands I have heard (given) in the bedroom.  And I wondered if it was my imagination which has been known to frequent the gutter.   A devilish smile found my face and sat down for a while.

I began to think about my sex coach yelling, "Talk it up out there!"  What would I say?  My favorite right now, "You got it, hum it babe!"

I am sure you can all contribute something to this tawdry blog.  The winning responses will get used the next time I get home.  I will let you know how it is received.  Nothing that would require I delete your entry, please!

Smorgie

Comments

Since: Dec 31, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2008 4:50 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

Well well what do we have here?

Baseball lingo transformed into sex time chatter?

 

Sounds like its right up my "power alley"....no I'm not gay.

He put some good wood on that one!

He came in high and tight on that one.

I'll have some more later.....some one the ones I've thought of are kinda dumb.

Like chin music.....I know it would work....just can't think of how.

 




Since: Feb 9, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2008 4:27 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

How about "Unlimber the leather, baby?"




Since: Feb 21, 2008
Posted on: May 21, 2008 4:18 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

Keep busting it inside!




Since: Aug 16, 2006
Posted on: May 21, 2008 4:07 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

You are missing the obvious one: 

High Hard One

p.s. the only way i want my wife barking like a dog is if she is fetching me a beer.




Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: May 21, 2008 4:03 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

If I barked like a dog my wife would put a leash on me.

And that would be objectional to you?  (Sorry, had to ask).



Since: Aug 10, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2008 3:42 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

If I barked like a dog my wife would put a leash on me.



Since: Dec 14, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2008 3:39 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

I think Carl Spackler said it best in Caddy Shack when he said "bark like a dog".



Since: Aug 16, 2007
Posted on: May 21, 2008 3:36 pm
 

Chatter on the diamond translated to the bedroom

I thought I had the market cornered on sexy blogs, Smorgie!

For baseball, the catcher, "Bring the heater!"

I couldn't help but also think about football and the inevitable chant for the fullback....."Pound it right up in the middle!" 

AV

Nice topic, Smorg..... and for your first blog!



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