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Ode to the Lions

Posted on: September 25, 2008 5:55 pm
In honor of Matt Millen's firing.
To be sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

You know Joey and Charles
And Michael and Kevin,
Teddy and Marty,
And Stevie and Roddy,
But do you recall
The most famous Lion of all?

Millen the inept GM (GM)
Couldn't draft to save his life (Joey Harrington)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You would even say he blows (Charles Rogers)
All of the other GMs (GMs)
Used to laugh and call him names (like an idiot)
They never let poor Millen (Millen)
Join in any GM meetings (Draft receivers)

Then one September 24
William Ford came to say (Mike Williams)
Millen with your picks so bright
Won't you guide my team tonight?
He couldn't win a game (game)
Never had a winning season (7 years)
Millen the inept GM (GM)
You're the worst in history (and you're fired)
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