Tag:Listening Will Cause Side-Effects
Posted on: April 24, 2010 8:05 am
Edited on: April 24, 2010 2:29 pm

Worst Song Ever Prelim 2 Groups 9-16

Well folks, here's the next set of groups for our Worst Song Ever preliminary.  Remember, you are picking two out of the five to automatically advance and the top vote getter of the non-winners will be our 65th team for our play-in matchup.  Just have to give a quick shoutout to the NCAA doing the sane, logical, and smart thing of only expanding to 68 teams instead of 96.  Those of you who follow me regularly know where I stood on that issue, and if not, you can search back through my recent blog entries as I identified just how stupid 96 teams would be as a grab for the money.  But, enough NCAA basketball, on to really bad songs which may cause the following (courtesy of community member iamyo who was running this the first time) and don't forget Prelim 1 is still open for one more week http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/

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Group 9- (in soccer, this might be the group of death ... actually it might do that for us, too, as pretty much all 5 of these songs can induce suicidal tendancies)

U Can't Touch This-
M.C. Hammer (that's word)
I'm Henry VIII, I Am- Herman's Hermits (the Liz Taylor song in reverse)
The Girl Is Mine- Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson (funny, you'd think Jacko would do The Boy Is Mine, but Brandy and Monica did instead)
Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?- Culture Club (Yes, Georgie, I really, REALLY do want to hurt you)
Electric Slide- Marcia Griffiths (boogie oogie oogie)

Group 10-

Boogie Oogie Oogie-
A Taste Of Honey (how ironic is this, only could have been outdone by being in the same group as Eletric Slide)
No Trash In My Trailer- Colt Ford (hot girls, putrid song)
Laffy Taffy- D4L
In The Year 2525- Zager & Evans
MacArthur Park- Professor Dumbledore, er, Richard Harris (Someone left my post out, in the rain.  And   I   don't think I'll retype it.  Cause it took so long to hype it.  And I'll never find that metaphor again.  Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Group 11-

Tom's Diner-
Suzanne Vega (shoutout to D2Moo for catching this song we missed first go-round.  I know I'd be pissed if the guy at the counter only filled my cup half way up.  Do do do do, do do do do)
Whoomp, There It Is- Tag Team (back again)
Seasons In The Sun- Terry Jacks (I had neither joy nor fun listening to this)
She's Like The Wind- Patrick Swayze
I Kissed A Girl- Katy Perry (hey, every guy's fantasy, right?)

Group 12-

She Blinded Me With Science-
Thomas Dolby
Safety Dance- Men Without Hats
Summer Girls- LFO (I'll have to go back through the thread to thank the community member who nominated this classic we missed the first time.  the seeker caught this one)
My Sharona- The Knack
Crocodile Rock- Elton John (like a lot of Elton's music [and yes, I like women] but this song is flat out annoying)

Group 13-

I Am Woman-
Helen Reddy (hear me snore)
Say- John Mayer (what I want to say is this song is a huge pile of dung)
I Get Knocked Down- Chumbawumba (but, I get up again.  No, you're never gonna keep ME down)
(Hit Me) Baby One More Time- Britney Spears (my bleeding ears are killing me)  Knew something looked wrong the first time.  That's what I get for copying from the thread.  Don't worry, votes will still count.
Superbowl Shuffle- 1985 Chicago Bears

Group 14-

Don't Worry Be Happy-
Bobby McFerrin (this song actually doesn't bother me, although I can see why it grates on a lot of people)
Run Joey Run- David Geddes
I Touch Myself- The Divinyls
Undercover Angel- Alan O'Day
You Light Up My Life- Debbie Boone (this song's a bore.  Like some kind of chore.  Can't get it out of my head.  Doo doo doo doo)

Group 15-

Paradise By The Dashboard Light-
You're Beautiful- James Blunt
Sweet Caroline- Neil Diamond (bah bah bah bah)
The Night Chicago Died- Paper Lace
These Words- Natasha Bedford (these words you've chosen have landed you in a worst song ever tournament, with many people saying I hate you, I hate you, I hate you)

Group 16-

Cheeseburger In Paradise-
Jimmy Buffet
Ticks- Brad Paisley (not the worst country song of all time, but one of the worst lines ever)
Country Boys And Girls- Tim McGraw
Tiptoe Through The Tulips- Tiny Tim
Morning Train- Sheena Easton (does anybody really want to come home after the drag of working a 9-5 job to find Sheena Easton waiting for them?)

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