Posted on: June 12, 2009 5:42 pm
Edited on: September 3, 2009 9:43 am

Carnac's Corner

Predictions, predictions, predictions.

Category: General
Posted on: May 22, 2009 5:30 pm

Extra! Extra! Jokes! We've got jokes!

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day,
when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you
were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.  When we lost the house, you
stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my
side...You know what?"

"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with

"I think you're bad luck, get the f**k away from me!"

Category: General
Posted on: May 12, 2009 6:37 pm

Springtime in TX--Suing to be on Cheer Squad

You know it's Springtime in Texas when lawsuits are being filed because little Bobbie Sue, she of big blonde hair and even bigger, fake boobs, did not make the HS Cheerleading squad.

Because she missed too many days of school, Savannah Payne received a suspension, meaning she couldn't try out for the cheerleading squad.  Because being a cheerleader is the dream of every Texan girl who is good looking and likes to jump around in tight and short outfits (as well as the dream of every mother of ever Texas girl), Savannah and her mother filed a lawsuit against the school in an attempt to avert this atrocity.

Maybe there's something to the complaint.  Maybe there's not, but a judge did issue a restraining order on cheerleading tryouts.  Needless to say, all the other Bobbie Sues (and undoubtedly their mothers) are not happy about the tryouts being put on hold.

Not that this has any relevance to the lawsuit, but I note the mother's last name is not the same as the girl.  There is also no mention of the father.  I'm not sure if that's because he's not around or becuase he's embarrassed about the whole situation.

Here's a link to the story:

You've got to love this great country of ours!!!
Category: General
Posted on: May 11, 2009 12:28 pm

May 11 in History: Sports, Music, Events

1904 - Surrealist artist Salvador Dali was born in Figueras, Spain.

- Louis Farrakhan, leader of the Nation of Islam, was born Louis Eugene Wal­cott in Roxbury, Mass.

–  “My Guy” by Mary Wells hit #1.

– Cream (Eric Clapton, Ginger Baker and Jack Bruce) begins recording “Disraeli Gears” in New York City.

- Giants trade Willie Mays to Mets for pitcher Charlie Williams and cash.

- Boston Bruins win Stanley Cup,  beating NY Rangers, 4 games to 2

1981 – Bob Marley dies of cancer in a Miami hospital at the age of 36.

1985 - 55 people died when a flash fire swept a packed soccer stadium in Bradford, England.

– “Crazy for You” by Madonna topped the charts and remained there for one week. 

1990 - NY Yankees trade Dave Winfield to Angels for Mike Witt

- Arkansas put two convicted murder­ers to death; it was the first time a state executed two people on the same day since the U.S. Supreme Court allowed states to restore the death penalty in 1976.

2006 - Former heavy­weight champion Floyd Pat­terson died in New Paltz, N.Y.; he was 71.
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