Posted on: March 8, 2010 11:48 pm
Edited on: March 9, 2010 7:32 pm
On a night when superstar Omar Samhan and his C cups only went for nine points, St. Mary's got 70 points from their sextet of Australians en route to an 81-62 beatdown of the nation's #14 team and the West Coast Conference's #1 seed, Gonzaga.
Magic Mickey McConnell doubled his season average with 26 points (and 6 assists) and Bedhead Ben Allen threw in 20 points and 9 rebounds as the pair combined to go 8-13 from downtown. Jorden Page chipped in 11 off the bench and freshman Matthew Dellavedova added 7 points, 6 assists and one hell of a Charlie impression. The other Australian guys contributed the other stats.
After taking only a two-point lead into the half, the Gaels came out firing like it was the Black War, outscoring the Zags 51-34 in the second period. It was a made-for-the-big-screen run so inspiring, the only thing missing was a halftime change to the Team Australia onesies. And the Aussie Emilio Estevez.
For Gonzaga, playing for their 10th conference tournament title under Mark Few, it was disappointment for the second time in three years and the type of emphatic beating that is going to hurt their seeding. In case you hadn't heard, teams now have to pass an "eye" test too. Gonzaga failed this miserably tonight.
But, on this night, it wasn't about Gonzaga. It was all about the Gaels and all about the land down under. Somewhere Chris Antsey and Mel Gibson are scrumming and celebrating with a Yahoo Serious movie marathon. Somewhere else, Adam Morrison is crying alone and watching Yahoo Serious movies.
St. Mary's is going dancing!
St. Mary's advances to tourney by dethroning Gonzaga
Posted on: March 8, 2010 5:10 pm
Edited on: March 9, 2010 7:33 pm
The West Coast Conference Tournament wraps up tonight when a couple of usual suspects battle it out in Vegas’ Orleans Arena. Gonzaga makes an appearance in the final for the thirteenth straight year and will battle St. Mary’s, a team they seem to play about 25 times a year. More importantly, though, it’s your last night in Vegas and while I applaud you for not crashing yet, it’s time to hit it big. So, go take out that tax return and hit the sports book. These are five locks for tonight’s West Coast Final.
1. These two teams are dancing – At this point, Gonzaga is essentially a lock for the tournament every year. They’ve put together a pretty impressive non-conference schedule and their tournament spot is as guaranteed as charges after a night out with Ben Roethlisberger. St. Mary’s, on the other hand, finds itself on the “in” side of the bubble right now and, depending on some other conference tournaments, could go either way in the next six days. I’ll go out on a limb, though, and guarantee a spot for St. Mary’s. And that confidence means only one thing. This contest is more about the seed than Michelle Duggar.
2. Omar Samhan will roll an ankle – In all my years of watching college basketball (thousands of years), I’ve never seen a guy wear low-top basketball shoes (that’s what the kids call them, right?). That is, of course, until St. Mary’s star Omar Samhan. Samhan is a towering six feet-eleven inches tall and his shoes measure about three inches high, a move not heard of since people half-way started taking basketball seriously in about the 4th or 5th grade. No word yet on whether or not Samhan wore jeans to Little League practice or not.
3. “Bedhead” Ben Allen determines St. Mary’s fate – The former Indiana Hoosier has made the most of his playing time this year, which has increased from nine to twenty-seven minutes per game. When the Australian disappears from time to time on his walkabout, the Gaels suffer. In their last 13 games, St. Mary’s has won 10 games and Bedhead has averaged 14 points and 8 rebounds on 55% shooting in those wins. In their three losses (two to Gonzaga), he’s contributing only 4 and 4 on 36% shooting. Gaels fans better hope Caesar’s Palace serves Vegemite.
4. Robert Sacre has a chaperon – I won’t pretend to be extremely familiar with Gonzaga. After all, I don’t smoke weed or listen to jam bands. But, I do feel fairly confident after reading this profile in the student paper that Bulldog big man Robert “Sacretes” Sacre has been assigned a chaperon for Vegas and is to operate only under the buddy (and ankle bracelet) system. What we learned from this profile is that he only goes to Tuesday classes because the girls are hot, the louder the music, the better, he sleeps during his Christian Leadership course and is “quick sand” in a group setting. If anyone is stealing Tyson’s tigers, it’s Sacretes.
5. Mark Few will rise to the top – Just like cream (and ironically, unlike Cream), Mark Few is set to rise to the top tonight. In another Beisner guarantee, I’m promising a Zags victory, making Few the all-time winningest coach in Bulldog history. His 291st in will put him ahead of the late Hank Anderson, who took about a decade longer to reach his number. It also means that Few will cut down the WCC nets for the 8th time. And, with his alma mater boasting an open job in Eugene, it might be the last time he’ll be able to say the Slipper Still Fits.
Gonzaga vs. St. Mary’s (9:00 PM)
Posted on: March 7, 2010 7:33 pm
Edited on: March 7, 2010 7:42 pm
The WCC Semifinals get underway tonight in Vegas and, if you want to continue to pass yourself off as the West Coast's #1 fan (you're doing a good job so far), there are a couple of things you need to know about each school. Other sites might bombard you with tons of information. Here at CBS, we know you roll with the type of crowd that is impressed with you knowing only one fact. We roll with those types of dudes too. Now study up.
1. Nepotism rules at Gonzaga - Most people don’t learn the cruel reality that some people get places in life only because of their parents until they’re out of school. At Gonzaga, it’s obvious in the program every night. David Stockton, whose dad was an NBA player or something, is a 5’10”, 150 pound Bulldog walk-on who carrying on a proud, rarely on-the-court tradition previously traveled by Josh Maravich at LSU and Johnnie West at WVU (briefly). Don't get too attached to David Stockton yet. He's only a freshman and you're going to hear his story in every single game of his Gonzaga career. To his credit, though, David Stockton did not ignite a uniform war over refusing to wear long shorts in favor of his father's nut-huggers. Not that any other NBA legend's son would do that, right?
2. What is a Gael and who is the robot? - While commonly mistaken for its homophone meaning horrible mother-in-law, St. Mary’s mascot just refers to a group of Irish robots. And, true to his mascot, Coach Randy Bennett has five Australians on his team.
3. Wally Pilot is back!! - For some reason or another, Portland forced mascot Wally Pilot out the door back in 2004, siding instead with the "school spirit sucks" movement. After some soul-searching and some world traveling, the riverboat captain is back and ready to accept our emails or be your Facebook friend. Dr. Drew really can help anyone. Welcome back, Wally.
4. Loyola Marymount is Spanish for “star power” - You wouldn’t expect much from a school of less than 4,000 people in terms of notable alumni, but Loyola Marymount carries the swagger of a much larger school that produces unfunny people and irritating lawyers. Gilligan, Carson Daly and Holly Madison can all call themselves Lions, as well as OJ lawyers Johnnie Cochran and Robert Shapiro and Mark Geragos, lawyer to the stars. Now you know why they brag about Hank Gathers so much.
#5 Loyola Marymount vs. #1 Gonzaga (8:30 pm)
#3 Portland vs. #2 Saint Mary's (10:30 pm)
Posted on: March 6, 2010 10:57 am
Edited on: March 9, 2010 7:38 pm
#5 Loyola Marymount vs. #8 Pepperdine - In the first WCC Tournament game, fans were treated to a high-scoring affair as Loyola Marymount ruined Pepperdine's second round hopes and outlasted the 43 combined points of Keion Bell and Taylor Darby. Four Lions scored in double figures, with Vernon Teel leading the way with 27. They will now take on the Fighting Bill Russells of San Francisco on Saturday as long as Doug Christie's wife gives them permission.
#6 San Diego vs. #7 Santa Clara - Friday's nightcap offered the sexiest Vegas show since Siegfried and Roy performed at Peep Show as a pair of teams that went 3-11 in their conference squared off. San Diego earned the right to lose to Portland on Saturday, 61-59, behind 14 points, 12 rebounds and 7 blocks from Robert Mafra. After the game, Santa Clara coach Kerry Keating declared that "Steve Nash is not walking through that door," adding that, "Even if he did, it would only be to ask for us to take his jersey out of the rafters. You guys suck."
#5 Loyola Marymount vs. #4 San Francisco
#6 San Diego vs. #3 Portland
LMU/USF vs. Gonzaga
Portland/USD vs St. Mary's