Posted by Will Brinson
As you know, new Patriots wide receiver Chad Ochocinco is interested in living with a fan for a few weeks as he tries to find a more permanent residence. So finding out what sort of fans would be interested in housing the Ocho could be a fascinating exercise. Well, start your slow clap for Steve Silva of the Boston Globe for the video he shot at the Patriots preseason opener, in which he canvased the parking lot for potential roommates and found some absolutely outstanding candidates.
"WE GOT TWINKIES! WE GOT DING DONGS! WE GOT DORITOS!" narrowly edges out "We got two cats but they just got over the fleas" and "I'm awesome Chad! It's me! It's me! I'm Tawmy B!" as my favorite quote.
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