Tag:Chris Rock
Posted on: February 16, 2011 8:17 pm

Chris Rock explains why LeBron left Cleveland

Posted by Royce Young

If it's not obvious to you why LeBron James left Cleveland by now, well, then you're just not paying attention. LeBron left a team that set an all-time NBA record for consecutive losses. Really the only difference between this Cleveland tean and last season's is the absence of LeBron.

So it's kind of hard to blame LeBron with his decision to go find a team with talented players around him. I think it should all make sense by now. And comedian Chris Rock sees it plain as day too. He offered Esquire his take on why LeBron left.

SCOTT RAAB: I’m writing a book about LeBron. I’m a Cleveland guy. I’m mad at him.

CHRIS ROCK: I don’t even see what the big story is. The owner’s an idiot. Why is the owner an idiot? I said it on television — you can look it up. I was at a Lakers game — they were probably playing the Knicks. It was on TNT, and Kenny and Mark Jackson and whoever interviewed me on the sidelines, they asked me about LeBron. I said, “They should trade him.” I said it, on national television.

SR: We thought he was coming back, Chris.

CR: I said you should trade him. I said any owner, any big-ego owner would take this shot. You could’ve got any player — you literally could’ve got Kobe Bryant. You could’ve got any player you wanted. You could’ve gotten literally any player outside of Kevin Durant and Dwight Howard. Any player. You could’ve got any two or three players you liked. I said this on national television. You could look it up — you’re a writer.

I said that in the middle of the season. The day the season was over, I was doing press for Grown Ups , the movie I did with Sandler. They asked me again: “Where’s LeBron going? What’s going to happen?” I said, “Well, if he’s going to Cleveland, you will know within 24 hours, but if Pat Riley gets him in a room, it’s all over .”

SR: We thought he was coming back.

CR: Why would you think he’s coming back? People move from Cleveland to Miami every f—ing day. They don’t move from Miami to Cleveland.

SR: Because of his mother. Because of Gloria.

CR: Well, guess where his mother’s living right now. In f—ing Miami. I saw that coming a mile away. Are you kidding me? He’s not signing his extension? Trade him right now.

SR: He signed for the three years. They all did — he and Bosh and Wade.

CR: He didn’t realize it? He’s an idiot — the owner’s an idiot. You’re in Cleveland , dude.

Simple as that people. You see, Chris Rock had it all along. Too bad nobody ever listens to him. He was probably trying to tell Kobe this exact thing when he got tuned out last year. So if he has something to say about Carmelo Anthony, everyone listen up, OK?

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