Posted by Jerry Hinnen
If you're like us, you probably don't think of Maryland's Randy Edsall as a rockin' kind of coach. But what if I told you he had his own ice cream? Would he seem a little more rockin'? What if I told you the ice cream was telling you that Randy Edsall is a rockin' coach? Would you change your mind then?
Well, courtesy of "The Dairy" on the Maryland campus, you're about to find out whether you would or not. Because "Rockin' Randy" ice cream is real, and we think it's spectacular:
If you can't read the description under Randy's rockin'picture, it says (we're fairly sure):
Try Coach Edsall's Favorite New Ice Cream, Rockin' Randy! Vanilla Chocolate Chip Ice Cream with Chocolate Marble Swirl, Reese's, and Heath Bar Pieces
Reading that description, do you not feel rocked? Do you not believe that the man who could inspire (and almost certainly personally approved) such a rockin' dessert is an entirely rockin' individual? Do you doubt that Rockin' Randy Ice Cream tastes like the culinary cross of "Green Grass and High Tides" and Dewey Finn? Do you?
We do not. Oh, we still believe that the Terps should have hired Mike Leach instead, that the film from this year's meeting between Maryland and Boston College will be used in narcolepsy studies some day, that (if we're pushing the music metaphor) Edsall's UConn teams were the football equivalent of your local "easy listening" station playing the Muzak adaptations of its favorite cuts. (The call letters? L-U-C-K, at 77.7 on your FM dial.)
But as for the man himself ... who are we to argue with ice cream? We think of one word now when it comes to Randy Edsall: rockin'.
HT: Testudo Times