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Posted on: August 17, 2011 4:50 pm
Edited on: August 17, 2011 5:38 pm

SI regional preview covers are so totally cursed

Posted by Jerry Hinnen

Despite the best efforts of the Worst ... Offseason ... Ever, it appears the 2011 college football season really is on the verge of getting underway. Your latest evidence? The Sports Illustrated season preview is on its way to newsstands, featuring five regional covers that look something like this:

That's the South Carolina/Alshon Jeffery version, but also available will be covers featuring (left to right), Stanford's Andrew Luck, Alabama's Trent Richardson, Nebraska's Jared Crick and Oklahoma's Landry Jones.

Much of the initial Internet reaction has focused on Jeffery looking, ahem, not quite as svelte as Gamecock fans might like, but the much bigger issue (no pun intended) is that Jeffery's on the cover at all. SI has been producing their multi-pronged regional covers since 2005, and in those six years the fortunes of the teams that have appeared there have been up-and-down, to put it politely. You might even say that these regional covers seem to be ... you know ... cursed.

But don't just take my word for it. Here's the year-by-year breakdown, with a tally of how many teams finished their cover season happy with how it played out:

2010: Boy, did SI pick the wrong year to spotlight defense in its preview coverage; Auburn and Oregon faced off for the national championship with the two most statistically generous defenses in BCS title game history. SI didn't do so hot picking out the right teams to feature, either; Alabama finished fourth in their own division, Boise State saw its most talented team yet finish the year in the Las Vegas Bowl, and Texas, of course, collapsed in a 5-7 heap. We'll be generous and give SI the benefit of the doubt on Ohio State, thanks to the Buckeyes' Sugar Bowl victory. Happy tally: 1 of 4

2009: This year, SI picked out four "party crashers" who would "shake up the BCS." Oops: this was the season the Longhorns and the SEC champion (be it Alabama or No. 1 Florida) seemed destined for their eventual title tilt by the end of September. Double oops: of the four teams picked, only Pac-10 champion Oregon earned a BCS berth at all. Ole Miss and Oklahoma State met in the Cotton Bowl after losing a combined seven games and finishing outside the top 20; Penn State finished a distant third in the Big Ten, having been blown out by both Iowa and the Buckeyes. Happy tally: 1 of 4

2008: SI did have the good sense to spend their final cover of five on Tim Tebow's Gators, the eventual national champions. But three of their other four were duds: preseason No. 1 Georgia lost three games, including routs at the hands of the Tide and Gators; Missouri plummeted from No. 3 to No. 25 after losing three in the regular season and getting drilled by 41 in the Big 12 championship game; and Ohio State was blasted out of the national title race via a 35-3 beatdown from USC, then lost the Big Ten title at home to the Nittany Lions. The Trojans' 12-1 Rose Bowl season wasn't half-bad, though. Happy tally: 2 of 5

2007: We're not sure curse evidence gets more compelling than SI putting Michigan's Mike Hart on one of its covers, then having the Wolverines lose to Appalachian State right out of the gate. But there's still USC losing to Stanford as a 41-point favorite, five-loss Arkansas finishing the season unranked (and with Houston Nutt fired), and Oklahoma laying a pair of colossal eggs against Colorado and West Virginia. In fact, it's only that Fiesta Bowl victory over the Sooners that keeps the Mountaineers -- themselves one stunning loss to Pitt away from the national title game -- out of the unhappy tally themselves. Happy tally: 1 of 5

No less than six regional covers this season. Among the good calls, LSU finished their season with a dominant Sugar Bowl win over Notre Dame and Ohio State rolled to a national title game berth. But the Irish never looked like living up to their preseason No. 2 billing, both Texas and USC blew shots at the BCS championship with inexplicable late-season losses, and though 11-2 wasn't a bad year for West Virginia, a pivotal upset at USF and the Gator Bowl wasn't what they had in mind, either. Since we're nice people, though, we'll give WVU half-credit and USC half-credit after their Rose Bowl spanking of Michigan. Happy tally: 3 of 6

2005: The first year of the regional plan was the best one for SI, as Vince Young and Reggie Bush both lived up to that "unstoppable" tagline on their way to the BCS championship game. Florida's Chris Leak, though, not so much; the Gators limped to third in the SEC East in their first year under Urban Meyer. Happy tally: 2 of 3

FINAL VERDICT: Only 10 teams out of the 27 spotlighted by SI's regional covers went on to have satisfying seasons--meaning a whopping 63 percent finished their cover year disappointed. And it's even worse in recent seasons, since half the happy teams came in the first two years of the regional approach. Since then, the ratio of successful-to-unsuccessful campaigns is just 5-to-13. Only twice in these six years have one of those 27 teams -- 2005 Texas and 2008 Florida -- gone on to win the national title.

There's only one word to accurately sum up those kind of results: cursed. Cardinal? Gamecocks? Sooners? Huskers? Tide? Consider yourselves warned.

Posted on: June 9, 2011 11:18 am

Ex-Wolverines not mourning OSU downfall

Posted by Jerry Hinnen

The headline to this Detroit News piece is "Buckeyes scandals cause little stir among ex-Wolverines," and in the cases of some former Michigan players interviewed, that's true.

But it doesn't sound like the swirling improper benefits allegations and resignation of Jim Tressel represent only a "little stir" in the life of former Wolverine tight end (and current Ohio resident) Aaron Shea:
The headline in the Cleveland Plain Dealer read "Black Eye Nation," accompanied by a photo of Tressel, who resigned after university officials encouraged him to quit amid the turmoil for failing to report NCAA violations.

"I'm framing that," Shea said, animatedly. "We have no red in this house, but I'm framing it, and I'm putting it in the bathroom … above the toilet" ...

"I am," Shea said when asked if he's enjoying it. "I know what I've gone through the last 10 years, hearing all this stuff from Ohio State fans."
But if Shea is relishing what must seem like his first chance for schadenfreude at the Buckeyes' expense since Tressel arrived on the scene, at least he didn't stereotype the entire Ohio State fanbase as willing enablers in their team's flagrant violations of NCAA rules.

Take it away, former Michigan quarterback John Navarre (emphasis added):
"It's sad for the Big Ten," former Michigan quarterback John Navarre said. "I feel for the kid who went to Ohio State for the right reasons. I feel for the families involved. "But at the same time, I don't like Ohio State, and those people who are still showing support for Tressel are basically saying we don't care about the rules, we want to win at any cost. That just shows what kind of fans and what kind of place that is. I'm not right there living there, but my experiences I've had (in Columbus) have all been negative. Nobody likes them. I don't like them. For me, it's like, 'See, I knew it, I told you so.' I'm not relishing in it, but I'm not shocked."
You can admit it, John: you're relishing in it a little bit, aren't you?

Which, frankly, we can't blame him for. While we certainly repsect the more measured ex-Wolverine responses in the article (like those form former running back Mike Hart and tight end Bennie Joppru), this is Michigan-Ohio State; it's supposed to be respectful, but it's about also hating each other's guts to the point where the head coaches won't even call the opposing school by its proper name.

If, as Shea reportedly did, we'd had our front yard rolled in scarlet-and-gray TP -- no, not Pryor, the other TP -- we don't think we'd be expressing a lot of sympathy, either. So please, ex-Wolverines: carry on.

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