8:35 - Trey Burton is not Tim Tebow. Florida had a 4th and goal from the one yard line and went for it. Burton tried to pull off the jump pass but was picked off in the end zone. Tide gets the ball back up 3-0 with 2:15 left in the first.
8:39 - It's pretty scary to consider that Trent Richardson is the second running back for Alabama. He just tore off a 30-yard run to get the Tide into Florida territory.
8:43 - The first quarter comes to an end with Greg McElroy hitting Darius Hanks for an 11-yard gain to the Florida 14-yard line. So the second quarter will start with the Tide threatening to add to their lead. Well, unless they call a jump pass.
8:48 - Mark Ingram does what Mark Ingram's done plenty of times, scoring a touchdown to give Alabama a 10-0 lead with 14:21 left until halftime. Though Trent Richardson would have gotten there quicker.
8:54 - This is an important drive for the Gators. While they don't have to get points, they need to move down the field and get some momentum behind them. If they go three and out and punt, it could be 17-0 really quick.
8:55 And they go three and out, punt , and Julio Jones has a huge punt return to give Alabama the ball at the Florida 40. This one's threatening to get out of hand for the Gators.
9:00 - Bit of an odd play. Trent Richardson takes a direct snap, picks up a couple of yards and has the ball ripped out by Ahmad Black. Julio Jones picks it up and gets a few more yards. Replays showed that Richardson was down before fumbling, but the officials let it stand. We'll see if that changes now that Alabama's taken a timeout.
9:03 - The call stands, so Bama's first fumble of the season is a fumble that wasn't actually a fumble. Got it?
9:05 - Trent Richardson is an absolute beast. He just ran over Will Hill and the Florida defense to set up a first and goal for the Tide. Nine minutes left until halftime, and Dennis Dodd doesn't see this ending well for Florida.
9:07 - Mark Ingram finishes what Richardson started and gets his second touchdown of the night. It's 17-0 Alabama, 7:50 left in the half.
9:10 - While they didn't have to score on their last drive, this one is a must-score for Florida. If the Gators don't get into the end zone here then this one is already over and it's not even halftime.
9:12 - Good night, Gators. John Brantley is picked off by Greg Kirkpatrick and Alabama has the ball at the Florida 18-yard line.
9:14 - And just like that it's 24-0 Alabama. Marquis Maze comes in to run the Wildcat but instead of running, he throws an 18-yard touchdown pass to Michael Williams.
9:20 - On Florida's first drive of the night, they moved the ball down the entire field and the offensive line was pushing Alabama off the ball. Then Burton threw that jump pass interception. Since then, Alabama's defense is completely dominating Florida. Gators just had to punt again.
9:24 - Alabama has a punter? I did not know that. He just made his first appearance of the night and unleashed a 26-yard punt, so Florida has a chance to get on the board before halftime. Though something tells me they won't.
9:27 - The Gators have life! Brantley hits Carl Moore for 11 yards on a 4th and ten for a first down. On the next play Jeff Demps picks up nine yards and Florida has the ball at the Alabama 16 with just over a minute left.
9:32 - Chas Henry, filling in for the injured Caleb Sturgis, comes on and kicks a 39-yard field goal for the Gators. Small moral victories! The shutout is gone! It's 24-3 Alabama with 36 seconds left in the first half.
9:35 - Alabama's content to just run out the clock and go to the locker room. It's 24-3 Alabama and I'm not exactly confident that Florida is going to be able to make a game of this in the second half.
9:59 - Not a bad start for Florida in the second half, as Brantley hits Burton for a big gain and the Gator offense is already at midfield. If they can get a touchdown here we might almost have a game.10:02 - Brantley hits Moore on third down to set up a first and goal from the 5.
10:05 - The Gators have to settle for another field goal. FIELD GOALS AREN'T GOING TO WIN THIS GAME, URBAN. It's 24-6 Alabama and no sign of this game getting good anytime soon.
10:11 - Florida forces Alabama to punt, and it's a beauty. Downed at the one-yard line. If Florida can stop the Tide seven more times and kick seven more field goals, well,talk about excitement.
10:17 - Well that's a questionable strategy to get back in the game. Brantley is intercepted by C.J. Mosely and the freshman takes it to the house. It's 31-6 Alabama.
10:19 - Games like this really make you appreciate the idiocy of Les Miles.
10:21 - College football needs to institute some kind of mercy rule. Not to protect the feelings of the young men playing in the games, I don't care about them. I'm talking about taking mercy on my eyes.
10:24 - Aww, the stinking sideline is ruining John Brantley's interception party. He was just picked again, this time by Barron, but Barron comes down out of bounds so it doesn't count.
10:26 - On the very next play Brantley decides to just throw a pitch to Jeff Demps away, yelling "Stop this sideline! Turnover party!" Unforunately Demps never got the invitation and recovered the fumble. Let's see what Brantley tries next.
10:28 - The refs take mercy on Florida, and call a holding on Milliner to give the Gators a first down at the Alabama 15. Then on the next play Brantley throws to Moore in the end zone, and another flag is thrown. Pass interference on Milliner again. Florida is officially a charity case. Congratulations.
10:33 - Could it have gone any other way? Brantley and Moody fumble the exchange, Alabama recovers. The Brantley Turnover Extravaganza rages on.
10:36 - We start the fourth quarter with Alabama up 31-6, and ready to heap more punishment upon the Gators. Nick Saban is so happy that after the game tonight he's going to drink the blood of not one, but two babies.
10:39 - Alabama has to punt again, so it's Florida's ball once more. How will they mess it up this time? The only thing they haven't done tonight is give up a safety, so we should probably expect a Mike Pouncey snap to sail over Brantley's head and 50 yards through the back of the end zone.
10:44 - Wow, they just showed a stat that said the Tide only have 18 yards since halftime. And they're still up 25.
10:46 - I know Gillilee is out of the game with an injury, but seriously, what's the point of having Jeff Demps in the game at this point? He's already hurt, so why risk losing him next week in a game that's already decided?
10:48 - When it rains, it pours. John Brantley just got sandwiched between two Alabama players while scrambling and he's down on the ground being attended to. He looks to be in a considerable amount of pain too.
10:51 - See, this just makes no sense to me. Both coaches just saw Brantley leave the game with an injury, yet Alabama still has all their starters in. You're up 25. You're not going to lose this game. Get your reserves some play.
10:57 - Brantley is back in the game for Florida with a couple of sore ribs. Why, I don't know.
11:00 - Only 4:22 left in the game. Mercy will be taken upon us all soon enough. It's still 31-6 Alabama.
11:05 - Saban has Mark Ingram running the wildcat just to pad his stats. Well, that's awful nice, but he's going to need about 300 more yards to catch up to Denard Robinson.
11:07 - Verne points out that every one of Alabama's remaining opponents have a bye week before facing the Tide. Which doesn't seem fair, but let's be real, Alabama had a bye this week as well.
11:09 - All right, it's a final. Alabama wins 31-6. The Tide get South Carolina next week, and if they get past them the only thing I see standing in their way to the SEC championship is Cam Newton and Auburn.