Posted on: April 22, 2012 4:46 pm
 

'World Peace' My Arse

The 'Artest' formerly known as Ron, 'Metta World Peace' after dunking on Oklahoma today, elbowed the crap out of Harden(OKC) while 'celebrating.'  Knowing Peace's past, and seeing today what happened with my own two eyes, I think the league should suspend him indefinitely.  The elbow was vicious, leaving Harden laying on the court for over two minutes holding his head.  I'm sure nobody has posted the video of it just yet, but when you get a chance dig it up. 

Hey Metta.. get the hell out.. ***hole.

plasc

sk
Posted on: April 22, 2012 1:04 pm
 

No more reputation system?

I'm ticked a bit.  After two years of playing fantasy here on CBSSports.com and commenting on posts, and trying to make friends just to get my reputation up, you take away the system.  Thanks.  What is a veteran user now?  Two years.. three years.. someone that's been trolling here for even longer?  I'm dissappointed with this decision and am seriously considering walking away.  What's the point, if there is no reward.  Get your **it right CBS.

plasc

sk
Posted on: April 13, 2012 11:16 pm
 

Ding Dong, the drama queen is dead.

Well folks, it truly does look like the drama queen of the NBA won't be returning for a bit.  D. Howard was reported as having herniated disk earlier this evening. 

I'm not sure if I'm happier for Orlando fans, or the Orlando team, or perhaps Gundy.  This much I'm sure of.  With that herniated disk I think Howard will have a hard run at beating his time for sliding a cookie down his face.  Have fun Howard.  Got milk?

PLASC

sk
Posted on: April 9, 2012 3:35 pm
 

Petrino's job in jeopardy?

So here we are.  Arkansas Razorback coach Petrino crashes his motorcycle this past week.  So what right?  It's just an accident.  Coach on!

Oh wait.  There was a 25 year old blonde bombshell on the back of the motorcycle too. 

And the big question came.  Will Petrino remain as coach.

Here's my spin.  Think back just a few years ago.  President Bill Clinton, cigars and interns.  Remember all that nonsense?  Did Clinton remain to lead our country?  I thought he did too.  Infidelity has become less and less an issue in the American society.  Can we screw around and keep our jobs?  Absolutely. 

Coach on Petrino.  Cool

PLASC

sk
Posted on: April 8, 2012 9:33 pm
 

Happy Easter?

First off, I hate holidays.  Second off, this past week already made me good and miserable with the way Opening Week went in MLB.  I pretty much got my arse handed to me in nearly every position.  By 'Good Friday' nothing was good anymore.  The Yankees were on their way to getting swept, fans in Miami were welcomed into their new stadium with a loss, and Boston's pitching rotation looked about as horrible as it possibly could have.   By Sunday I was in no mood for Easter or crap baseball, and I ended up running over the neighbors rabbit.  It wasn't intentional.  Happy Easter?

PLASC

sk
Category: General
Posted on: April 4, 2012 8:34 am
 

Nike, where's my rainbow?

The revealing of Nike's new uniforms went well.  Until I saw the neon green.  Everyone's complaining, so I figure I'd jump in and give my two cents worth.  Green?  Really?  Neon? 

Tell you what Nike, next time you go to design everyone uniforms, get out the Simplicity patterns and whip everyone up a black dress.  Chuck would wear it.  Just saying.

PLASC

sk

Posted on: March 31, 2012 5:19 pm
Edited on: March 31, 2012 5:20 pm
 

Queen Barkley, Slide Your Cookie Down My Face

Everyone's been dying to say it, what the hell were you thinking Chuck?  Evidently you weren't when you agreed to pose up in that black dress for the Weight Watchers panty liners ad.  Sorry, was that a bit sarcastic?  My bad.

I remember when you were THE trash talker of the league.  When you came on the TV screen back in the day, we all knew we could get a dose of MAN talk out of you.  You would man up and talk trash to Jordan.. Ewing.. anyone.  You were a man.  You played hard.  You worked hard. 

Now your sitting behind a desk, laughing at corny jokes you probably don't even understand... and now the dress????  REALLY?

What happened?

Don't laugh Dwight Howard fans... you're not left out this past month.  Yup, the 'Slide your cookie down my face' episode?  Did you see that?  Yes, Dwight attempts.... no, he DOES slide a cookie down his face... in under 15 seconds.  Watch it on NBA's YouTube.

I'm not here to question anyone's manhood.  Honest.  But don't put a dress on and slide cookies down your face and expect me not to.

C'mon man.

PLASC

SK



Posted on: March 31, 2012 6:33 am
 

My first post - Hello?

Just a quick hello to the CBSSports.com bloggers world.  I'll try to write what I can, when I can here.  I'm a busy man.  Don't take it personal.

Just a quick shout to New Orleans before I scoot off to work.  Keep at it.  If you can rebuild after Katrina, you certainly can handle the mess the Saints have provided for your city.

Other than that, it's short and sweet for this one. 

P.L.A.S.C.

sk


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