Tag:dwight howard
Posted on: April 13, 2012 11:16 pm

Ding Dong, the drama queen is dead.

Well folks, it truly does look like the drama queen of the NBA won't be returning for a bit.  D. Howard was reported as having herniated disk earlier this evening. 

I'm not sure if I'm happier for Orlando fans, or the Orlando team, or perhaps Gundy.  This much I'm sure of.  With that herniated disk I think Howard will have a hard run at beating his time for sliding a cookie down his face.  Have fun Howard.  Got milk?


Posted on: March 31, 2012 5:19 pm
Edited on: March 31, 2012 5:20 pm

Queen Barkley, Slide Your Cookie Down My Face

Everyone's been dying to say it, what the hell were you thinking Chuck?  Evidently you weren't when you agreed to pose up in that black dress for the Weight Watchers panty liners ad.  Sorry, was that a bit sarcastic?  My bad.

I remember when you were THE trash talker of the league.  When you came on the TV screen back in the day, we all knew we could get a dose of MAN talk out of you.  You would man up and talk trash to Jordan.. Ewing.. anyone.  You were a man.  You played hard.  You worked hard. 

Now your sitting behind a desk, laughing at corny jokes you probably don't even understand... and now the dress????  REALLY?

What happened?

Don't laugh Dwight Howard fans... you're not left out this past month.  Yup, the 'Slide your cookie down my face' episode?  Did you see that?  Yes, Dwight attempts.... no, he DOES slide a cookie down his face... in under 15 seconds.  Watch it on NBA's YouTube.

I'm not here to question anyone's manhood.  Honest.  But don't put a dress on and slide cookies down your face and expect me not to.

C'mon man.



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