Tag:Allen Iverson
Posted on: November 19, 2008 12:05 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?


All I know is that "S" better be for the word "Squeezers"!





















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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 9
2. NFL-Solomon 7
3. Hoosier Mick 5
4. Mister Peabody 3
4. BigBluMasochist 3
4. Redwing#19 3
4. TJ4499 3
5. EagleMtnAirtax 2
5. Jellydonut 2
5. Cosmic Kellett 2
5. jjcraig81 2
5. jzinger34 2
5. Mr. Unknown! 2
5. kwelly 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
6. CZRT 1
6. CapoCapoCapo 1
6. Beaver56 1
6. hoopsisbest 1
6. Kilrbats 1
6. Beevillian 1
6. ktopp24 1
6. mefisher 1
6. Ooopsflynn 1
6. Sunnysidez86 1
6. Meat Supply 1
6. silent mike 1
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975


1. Nick Faldo shows off the spectacular form that got him elected chairman of the United Boob Squeezers (UBS).
2. Yep, I'll never forget the first time I knocked one back with the old man. Of course, I was old enough to remember it at the time.
3. "Come on man... it was a joke. That's what happens when you fall asleep in the stands. Besides, it was only a hot dog. It's not like you need to get tested or anything."
4. "Great... just put my picture next to a picture of the "wiener guy" from yesterday. Nice job, Joe. What could possibly go wrong?"
5. "Yo! Look down, look down. We never look directly at Isaiah. If we do, he'll come over here and start telling us stories about the 'good 'ol days'. He doesn't really have friends anymore."
Posted on: November 10, 2008 12:20 pm
Edited on: November 10, 2008 8:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!


"Of course you know, this means war!"




























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November Scoreboard
1. Hoosier Mick 3
2. EagleMtnAirtax 2
2. Mister Peabody 2
2. Jellydonut 2
2. River_Rat 2
3. NFL-Solomon 1
3. Tarheel_rockman 1
3. CZRT 1
3. Mr. Unknown! 1
3. ktopp24 1
3. BigBluMasochist 1
3. jjcraig81 1
3. Cosmic Kellett 1
3. mefisher 1
3. Ooopsflynn 1
3. Sunnysidez86 1
3. Meat Supply 1
3. silent mike 1
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

1. When Colonel Armstrong told his troops to, "Make haste with your ramrods and musket balls!" he should have expected that at least one of his men would whip it out. He also should have known that threatening the soldier with, "discharge" would make him a laughingstock around the officers table.
2. ...and thus ended the most disturbing oral sex demonstration of all time.
3. A new weight class has been added above heavyweight... Known as "Overweight", this class only requires that fighters meet a minimum standard of 70% body fat. To build interest in the obese community, initial rules allow for gloves filled with delicious jellies and creams.
4. In a side-by-side test with the Army's Uncle Sam poster, 96% of recruits preferred the Air Force's new poster, featuring "that girl Brandy who you went to high school with, and who may possibly hook up with you once she finds out you've enlisted." . The other 4% were not allowed to join.
5. "You see, Allen, winning and losing isn't all that important in Detroit... as long as you burn something down when it's over."
Posted on: November 5, 2008 12:11 pm
Edited on: November 5, 2008 12:24 pm
 

Photo caption contest: This is not a game...

 

We're in here talking about practice! (And malt liquor.)




















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November Scoreboard
1. Hoosier Mick 2
1. EagleMtnAirtax 2
2. NFL-Solomon 1
2. CZRT 1
2. Jellydonut 1
2. Mr. Unknown! 1
2. mefisher 1
2. Sunnysidez86 1
2. Meat Supply 1
2. silent mike 1
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975



1. Allen Iverson promises he will not only attend every practice, but bring another championship to Detroit. He then laughs maniacally, and reaches for the bag of money being held by Pistons brass.
2. And the award for "Best Wedding Reception Ever" goes to...
3. Peek-a-boo: It's like hallucinogenic mushrooms for senile people!
4. "Congratulations kid, here are the keys to your brand new Pinto!"
5. "My rap career? Noooo... you must have me confused with some other Allen Iverson. Guys... I'm a successful athlete, why would I ever sully my sterling reputation by making horrible, horrible hip hop music? Come to think of it, I think you must be talking about the same OTHER Allen Iverson who was charged with that gun crime a few years back."
 
 
 
 
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