Tag:Barry Bonds
Posted on: July 1, 2009 12:13 pm

Photo Caption Contest: Retro edition!

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July Scoreboard
No scores yet.
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Posted on: November 26, 2008 11:42 am

Photo caption contest: When whales attack!

We've got to stop these evil, murderous whales. Isn't that right, David Letterman?

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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 12
2. NFL-Solomon 9
3. Hoosier Mick 5
3. BigBluMasochist 5
3. TJ4499 5
3. Mister Peabody 5
4. Redwing#19 4
4. Tarheel_rockman 4
4. EagleMtnAirtax 4
5. jzinger34 3
6. Jellydonut 2
6. Cosmic Kellett 2
6. jjcraig81 2
6. Mr. Unknown! 2
6. kwelly 2
6. chirocolt 2
6. hoopsisbest 2
6. ktopp24 2
7. CZRT 1
7. CapoCapoCapo 1
7. Beaver56 1
7. Kilrbats 1
7. Beevillian 1
7. mefisher 1
7. Ooopsflynn 1
7. Sunnysidez86 1
7. Meat Supply 1
7. kmvenne 1
7. bobrath 1
7. silent mike 1
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

1. Um, yeah... They ARE called KILLER whales.
2. "Wow. Look at the rage on that killer whale. I wonder how long of a needle I would need to siphon some of the hormones off that thing."
3. Unfortunately, Chef William's feud with Chef Boyardee was rather one-sided, due primarily to the fact the English food is notoriously terrible.
4. 10 bucks says the pencil-neck kid in the front row has never even seen a rugby game.
5. Nose wrestling: And you thought that thumb wrestling was gay.
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Posted on: March 13, 2008 7:21 pm
Edited on: March 13, 2008 7:23 pm

Blog Day Afternoon

Join Member Mayhem!!!

Hunter21 makes a repeat appearance on the list, with another Kansas City Royals blog. Today, Hunter wants to know why the Royals haven't tried to pick up Barry Bonds. It's a good blog, but I think that answer is clear...he's Barry Bonds, and it's the Royals. Even for a disgrace like Barry, going to Kansas City is not an option. It would make him an even bigger joke than he already is. I'm pretty sure that's why he's not on the Rays right now.

Dbacksfan414 keeps us as up to date as possible with some midday NCAA tournament projections. According to this user, there are eight at-large bids left to be claimed. Dbacksfan also says that Villanova, Arizona State, Dayton, and UAB have all but eliminated themselves after recent losses.

 Meanwhile badgers141 was Steady Bloggin with some afternoon projections of his own. I'm sure the differences aren't major, but hey, it's always good to get a second opinion!

Dirty dookisevil wants to know what's in your bedside drawer? It's typically a place to hide "fun" things, and so far, that posters on this blog have not disappointed. Momluvsfootball even tells us about a special remote-controlled device that her daughter found....."Dear Penthouse," OK, maybe it's not quite a forum letter, but it is pretty funny. Check out the appropriately named dook's buzz!

People suck. Well, not all people, but definitely the five on OKmanUbet's People Who Suck List. This member starts the list with Lee Corso, Randy Jackson, Darryl Royal, Roger Clemens, and Brittany Spears, but invites us all to add our own. Oh, and did I mention that OKman has a rant for each of these mother suckers?

Check out chicubs24's Sports Blog for a season preview of Chicago's "other" baseball team. I've got to say, this guy knows his stuff. He gives us breakdowns of the lineup, rotation, bullpen, prospects and even off-season moves. This blog is everything that a lazy Cub fan needs!
Posted on: February 15, 2008 1:47 pm
Edited on: February 15, 2008 1:57 pm

Do you love/hate Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens

Each week we at CBSsports.com throw a blog out there asking you all to tell us why you love or hate someone or something. In TabSpangler's absence, it has fallen to me to create this blog. No sweat!

In case you haven't noticed, this weeks topic is two of baseball's greatest players, or two of the game's most infamous figures, depending on how you see it.

How it works is ... comment back on the blog with something like "I hate Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens because their heads make Mr. Met look like Beeker from the muppets" or "I love these guys because they were the best in an era full of steroid users."

Remember, start your responses with "I love..." or "I hate..."

Need a little inspiration? Check out this love/hate video from a few weeks back.
The views expressed in this blog are solely those of the author and do not reflect the views of CBS Sports or CBSSports.com