Tag:Chris Rock
Posted on: December 10, 2009 11:11 am
 

Photo caption contest: Big Banana!

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December Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 5
2. BuccinGator 4
2. Tarheel_rockman 4
2. kmvenne 4
3. skinsinsk 3
4. magicandbird 2
4. chmearm2 2
4. D2Moo 2
4. ktopp24 2
4. howie115 2
5. Green Street El 1
5. WIBADGERS 1
5. Mister Peaody 1
5. Hoosier Mick 1
5. ignorepeter 1
January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Posted on: February 5, 2009 12:34 pm
Edited on: February 5, 2009 12:35 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Diddy did it.

Wait... What didn't Diddy do ?

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February Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 3
1. River_Rat 3
1. kmvenne 3
2. Malanca 2
2. BigBluMasochist 2
3. BernieRotten 1
3. Tarheel_rockman 1
3. teets 1
3. dolphinwater 1
3. Conshy Rebel 1                                 
January Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

 

1. When the lights came back on, none of the men could believe that they'd wasted $9 to watch the movie Notorious . "Seriously, all the guy did was sell crack and cheat on his wife... Diddy, didn't you know this guy at all?"
2. Dancey had always hoped to work as a comic duo with his long lost cousin, Homey the Clown. Unfortunately for him, Homey don't play dat.
3. And the award for best creepy, female gym teacher goes to...
4. The girls had always heard that Big Red took "very good care of his chicks." What they didn't realize is that "taking good care" usually involves the regurgitation of worms.
5. The debate over which player is the best in the NBA isn't likely to end any time soon. Most fans agree, though, that LeBron and Kobe could easily destroy a five-man Knicks team.

Posted on: November 12, 2008 12:10 pm
Edited on: November 12, 2008 12:46 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Drunk in public...


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November Scoreboard
1. Hoosier Mick 5
2. River_Rat 4
3. Mister Peabody 3
4. EagleMtnAirtax 2
4. Jellydonut 2
4. Cosmic Kellett 2
4. jjcraig81 2
4. BigBluMasochist 2
5. NFL-Solomon 1
5. Redwing#19 1
5. jzinger34 1
5. Tarheel_rockman 1
5. CZRT 1
5. Mr. Unknown! 1
5. kwelly 1
5. ktopp24 1
5. mefisher 1
5. Ooopsflynn 1
5. Sunnysidez86 1
5. Meat Supply 1
5. silent mike 1
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

1. Woman on right: "Ha ha... That guy's getting some bush!"
2. No need to show off, Marty. Besides, I'm sure that all the guys at the leather bar have already heard about your "talents".
3. ...and with the release of the white powder, Lindsay Lohan floated down from the rafters, using Toucan Sam's signature "Just follow your nose!"
4. "OK, who the hell brought Gigantor!? I can't see anything!"
5. Spike Lee screams in surprise when Chris Rock delivers a quick pinch on the butt.
 
 
 
 
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