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2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne
1. I guess it's true what they say... Girls do just want to have fun.
2. As it turns out, Ms. Teen South Carolina had a pretty good reason for crashing and burning on that map question. If you consider "brain puncture" a good reason, that is.
3. Mrs. Claus filed for divorce soon after finding Santa's "Manfest 2004" photo album.
4. "Of course I won. I mean, that other guy hit that hot chick in the head!"
5. ...And the trophy for "Worst Fisherman of the Year" goes to Edger Arnold of Manitoba. The autopsy results are not in yet, but witnesses tell a tale of epic stupidity: Edger, it seems, had once again forgotten his gloves, and had to continuously blow in to his hands to keep them warm. After doing so, Edger stood up quickly to reel in another comically small fish. Already dizzy and disoriented from the blowing, Edger began to asphyxiate in his homemade "bag hat", which had shifted to cover his face. As he lost consciousness he slipped on his plastic shoes, falling head over heels in to his own ice hole. You may also remember Edger from last year's "Worst Hunter" category, where he finished second for his invention of a mouth-held, tongue-activated shotgun. Shockingly, Edger was 37.