Tag:Florida
Posted on: April 27, 2009 11:20 am
Edited on: April 27, 2009 11:35 am
 

Photo caption contest: Tebow had a baby...

...but then he had to give it back to the real parents. You Gator-haters were hoping, weren't you? Wink


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April  Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 12
2. Gundy22 11
3. Mister Peabody 8
4. Tarheel_rockman 7
5. D2Moo 6
6. BernieRotten 5
7. NFL-Solomon 4
8. jtothed 3
8. bigriggs1 3
8. SaratogaRick 3
8. howie115 3
8. River_Rat 3
9. Gunner92 2
9. WarpedMind 2
9. ButkusPayton85 2
10. NCAABKJNKY81 1
10. Stanley Ipkiss 1
10. GBEAR 1
10. gerdeep 1
10. BuccinGator 1
10. hacknslice 1
10. Off the Post 1
10. Sunnysidez86 1
10. More...insulin! 1
10. jruss445 1                     
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)





Posted on: December 2, 2008 11:55 am
Edited on: December 2, 2008 11:56 am
 

Photo caption contest: One for Captain Kirk...


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December Scoreboard
1. NFL-Solomon 2
2. naterb 1
2. delta80eight 1
2. EagleMtnAirtax 1
2. BigBluMasochist 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

1. Almost immediately, both Florida State and the 49ers saw the perfect opportunity to replace their horrible mascots.
2. The Kool-Aid Man was almost unstoppable at linebacker.
3. Everyone behind him laughed when Ronald said he thought there "was a gas leak somewhere around the mouth."
4. When will Bengals fans realize... If they made their bags out of a more durable material, they could get years of use out of each one. (Sorry, jzinger.)
5. Ogre, from Revenge of the Nerds, finishes planting cameras in the Omega Mu house. "Hey, more cushion..."
Posted on: March 6, 2008 12:24 pm
Edited on: March 6, 2008 12:25 pm
 

While you were sleeping

I'm starting to think that no list will be complete this month without giving a little love to dantheman4250. Once again, here are dan's daily bracketology and bubble watch. On today's bracket, Florida drops out, while Virginia Tech moves in to the top 65.

Dbacksfan414 gives us our daily college basketball update, with another dose of conference tournament coverage. This user gives us all the scores, as well as the upcoming matchups and brief summaries of recent action.

Somewhere between childhood and midlife, camping in the wild outdoors lost a little bit of its charm for moluvsfootball. Maybe it started during her military days, when something slithered over her hand while she waited in a gully during a night exercise. Or, maybe it was the scorpions in the shower tent. Of course, it also could have been the tarantula that crawled up through the floorboard to surprise her. Check out mom's story By the light of the Coleman.

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? In Bull's Rates & Services, snowblader228 gives us a list of puzzling questions that are sure the have you...well...confused. Why do people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Dookisevil is once again calling for the women of the CBSSports.com community to unite and take a stand. More beefcakes? No, not this time. This time, dook in championing the fight against skid marks in men's tighty-whities. OK, let me make a stand for my guys here. First, we do know how to wipe ourselves properly. Secondly, there are several reasons for me to believe that any such residue would probably come from "before deployment", not after. Two of those reasons are: 1. It's not as socially acceptable for men to go to the bathroom 15 times a day -- we're busy, we can hold it (almost). 2. Men's bathrooms are dirty. It's fine if you're standing, but if you're going to sit, sometimes you probably just want to wait until you get home. Also, we're not using any bidets or wet wipes. It's ridiculous. It won't happen. Plus, with a bidet, you then have a wet butt to dry off. Water, toilet paper and hair don't mix (remember, we have hair). Talk about dingleberries. This entire problem would be easily solved if all guys wore boxers, which don't creep up the crack. That's what I do 90 percent of the time, and I never seem to have any problems.

I know Brett Favre's probably retirement has a lot of football fans pretty emotional but, until last night, I hadn't seen a poem about the guy. Irishfan2191 gives up Gunslinger of the Gridiron: The Story of Brett Favre.
 
 
 
 
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