Tag:Jay-Z
Posted on: February 17, 2009 12:25 pm
Edited on: February 17, 2009 1:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Old people dancing


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February Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 6
1. BernieRotten 6
2. teets3 5
2. BigBluMasochist 5
2. Mister Peabody 5
3. dadzilla 4
4. River_Rat 3
4. NFL-Solomon 3
5. Malanca 2
5. Tarheel_rockman 2
6. gerdeep 1
6. zwic 1
6. imasphincter 1
6. Moughdiver 1
6. Scott00049 1
6. dolphinwater 1
6. Conshy Rebel 1                                 
January Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

1. Got a problem with your grill falling off your dentures? Use new Phx-o-dent! It's the world's only urban dental adhesive!

2. Jesse doesn't have the heart to tell Spike that his hat looks ridiculous. Spike doesn't have the heart to tell Jesse that Barack Obama's election makes him pretty much obsolete.
3. Come on, Kobe. Let's go in the locker room, and you can tell me how it tastes!
4. Watch out Pau, Dwight Howard has to come down somewhere, and he's a pretty big dude.
5. Sure, he smiled, but deep down Jay-Z was less than happy with Beyonce's decision to become swingers.

Posted on: February 5, 2009 12:34 pm
Edited on: February 5, 2009 12:35 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Diddy did it.

Wait... What didn't Diddy do ?

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February Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 3
1. River_Rat 3
1. kmvenne 3
2. Malanca 2
2. BigBluMasochist 2
3. BernieRotten 1
3. Tarheel_rockman 1
3. teets 1
3. dolphinwater 1
3. Conshy Rebel 1                                 
January Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

 

1. When the lights came back on, none of the men could believe that they'd wasted $9 to watch the movie Notorious . "Seriously, all the guy did was sell crack and cheat on his wife... Diddy, didn't you know this guy at all?"
2. Dancey had always hoped to work as a comic duo with his long lost cousin, Homey the Clown. Unfortunately for him, Homey don't play dat.
3. And the award for best creepy, female gym teacher goes to...
4. The girls had always heard that Big Red took "very good care of his chicks." What they didn't realize is that "taking good care" usually involves the regurgitation of worms.
5. The debate over which player is the best in the NBA isn't likely to end any time soon. Most fans agree, though, that LeBron and Kobe could easily destroy a five-man Knicks team.

Posted on: October 30, 2008 12:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: "Look what I stole!"

"Stealing is fun, kids! Give it a try. You all look old enough."























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October Scoreboard
1. Train Derailer 15
2. River_Rat 13
2. Hoosier Mick 13
3. TJ4499 11
3. NFL-Solomon 11
4. Mister Peabody 5
5. Redwing#19 4
6. ktopp24 3
6. reed8992 3
6. EagleMtnAirtax 3
7. CptMasterShake 2
7. jzinger34 2
8. Jellydonut 1
8. momluvsfootball 1
8. kwelly 1
8. truefan1973 1
8. Meat Supply 1
8. Tarheel_rockman 1
8. dudlydorit 1
8. tdrd1205 1
8. CapoCapoCapo 1
8. ChicagoLaw21 1
8. DallasTide09 1
8. tarkus 1
8. HawaiiHorn 1
8. Bluesox51 1
8. CZRT 1
8. bostonboy46 1
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado

1. "It's filled with uncut Columbian powder. I buried here in 1978, during my rookie season, and I've just been waiting for a good chance to dig it up!"
2. Jamie Moyer balks when Jay-Z asks for a sample. Look at those nose-holes, man.
3. Why nobody celebrates their birthday at a Chinese restaurant... You thought the singing at Applebee's was bad, but being scalded by General Tso's chicken kind of puts things in perspective.
4. Much to Craig's chagrin, Satan's daughter insisted her boozed-up demon cousins be bridesmaids at their wedding.
5. The old donut-on-a-string trick never fails. Within minutes of tossing out the bait, there were already two cops in the area.

 
 
 
 
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