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Posted on: April 20, 2010 10:59 am
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Photo Caption Challenge: Big Ben is back!

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April Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 11
2. kmvenne - 9
2. River_Rat - 9
3. BigBluMasochist - 5
3. wetookthebait - 5
4. Mr. Mo-Chi - 4
5. D2Moo - 3
6. skinsinsk - 2
6. huachuca - 2
6. CptMasterShake - 2
6. WarpedMind - 2
6. ktopp24 - 2
7. cubufffan - 1
7. jtothed - 1
7. Sportsologist5 - 1
7. Happy4Jets - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Posted on: April 14, 2009 11:14 am
Edited on: April 14, 2009 11:14 am
 

Photo caption contest: Pompey the sailor man!

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April  Scoreboard
1. Gundy22 9
2. kmvenne 6
3. D2Moo 4
4. BernieRotten 3
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. NFL-Solomon 2
5. River_Rat 2
5. SaratogaRick 2
5. WarpedMind 2
5. jtothed 2
5. Tarheel_rockman 2
5. howie115 2
5. ButkusPayton85 2
6. More...insulin! 1
6. jruss445 1                    
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Posted on: March 25, 2009 12:13 pm
Edited on: March 25, 2009 12:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Who's still on the bubble?

 These guys!

 

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March Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 15
2. Mister Peabody 10
3. BernieRotten 9
4. BigBluMasochist 6
5. locotbish 4
5. jtothed 4
5. Gundy22 4
6. rjucla 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 2
6. Waldocruise 2
6. River_Rat 2
7. Gabbo Del Sol 1
7. BuccinGator 1
7. D2Moo 1
7. gerdeep 1
7. WarpedMind 1
7. Scott00049 1
7. LC18chinaman 1
7. dolphinwater 1
7. fbombmike 1
7. teets3 1
7. redbirdrouser 1
7. jzinger34 1
7. SpartanFanDan                            
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner:
kmvenne

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 

1. Newly improved X-ray technology reveals that men don't just have another brain down there... they've got two! (See, ladies, it's not our fault. We're outnumbered 2-to-1.)
2. "Nope, it's not working! Your posture is still terrible. Take that thing out of your shirt and bend over... I think it's time we give the 'internal method' a try."
3. I plead the 5th... and stop acting like you never had one too many in the parking lot before the game.
4. It was entertaining, but in the end, Ron's inability to moonwalk killed the impersonation.
5. When Armando was asked why he'd chosen figure skating instead of actual bullfighting, Maria put an end to his excuse before it started.

 

 

Posted on: March 17, 2009 12:18 pm
Edited on: March 17, 2009 12:20 pm
 

Photo caption contest: I want your babies!



It's the final day for Member Mayhem entries! We're still looking to fill a few final bracket spots before we get started tonight. The winner will receive a piece of autographed memorabilia! I've posted a list of available schools near the end of this thread ... hope to see a few of you there.

 


 

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March Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 9
2. kmvenne 7
2. BernieRotten 7
3. BigBluMasochist 6
4. locotbish 3
5. rjucla 2
5. River_Rat 2
5. Gundy22 2
5. Tarheel_rockman 2
6. Gabbo Del Sol 1
6. gerdeep 1
6. jtothed 1
6. fbombmike 1
6. teets3 1
6. redbirdrouser 1
6. jzinger34 1
6. SpartanFanDan 1                            
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 

1. Rumplestiltskin: that dude will find you anywhere.
2. In the end, the low durability and flammable nature of paper mache lead the team to consider more traditional building materials.
3. All those butt-slaps had finally gotten out of hand, and both men agreed immediately to never speak of the incident again.
4. Utah: the whitest place west of Connecticut.
5. Unfortunately, the offspring of Hulk and Dee Snyder didn't get any of their father's super strength. And, while Tammy could sing a little, Ted's hands made it impossible for him to play an instrument.

 

 

 

Posted on: May 12, 2008 11:23 am
 

Photo caption contest: Big ballin'

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May Scoreboard
1. Jellydonut 8
1. Strictly Butta 8
2. thefarnz 6
2. WarpedMind 6
3. Terry Tate 5
4. Smorgie @ the Y 2
5. kmgonz0826 1
5. LUV 2 Q 1
5. One4Favre 1
5. gtbumblebee 1
5. JLo2323 1
5. neptune02780 1
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975


#1- "Yeah, Chauncey... For the last time, that's our basket down there."
#2- Due to rumors of bribery, the 'Sistine Chapel' handshake (also known as the "finger-pound") is the only form of greeting referees are allowed to use.
#3- Like most old people, Jack loves doing the YMCA.
#4- Little known fact: Matt Harpring is actually a certified exorcist.
#5- "What now? Nothing smart to say? Yeah, Lil' Penny, you're not so tough now that you're coated in lead!"
 
 
 
 
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