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Posted on: August 4, 2009 10:15 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Morning commute

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August Scoreboard
1. Train Derailer 2
2. D2Moo 1
2. NFL-Solomon 1
2. Tarheel_rockman 1
2. theriverrock 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Posted on: March 26, 2009 12:15 pm
Edited on: March 26, 2009 12:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Koala bear infestation!

"It's the cutest infestation ever!" - Mitch Hedberg

 

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March Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 16
2. Mister Peabody 10
3. BernieRotten 9
4. Gundy22 7
5. BigBluMasochist 6
6. locotbish 4
6. jtothed 4
7. rjucla 2
7. Tarheel_rockman 2
7. Waldocruise 2
7. River_Rat 2
7. dolphinwater 2
8. Gabbo Del Sol 1
8. BuccinGator 1
8. D2Moo 1
8. gerdeep 1
8. WarpedMind 1
8. Scott00049 1
8. howie115 1
8. LC18chinaman 1
8. fbombmike 1
8. teets3 1
8. redbirdrouser 1
8. jzinger34 1
8. SpartanFanDan 1                             
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

1. Koala bears... Their cuteness draws you in, their claws make you pay.
2. In a classless act, Fred and Mary mock the next couple to skate, who are, for some reason, dressed as Count Dracula and Pocahontas.
3. No wonder he doesn't have any testosterone... I mean, he doesn't ever have a pelvis!
4. As it turns out, those decorative cactuses on the sideline were a horrible idea.
5. Who wants to help me hit the next putt? "Oooww! Me, me, me!"

LOL... not my best day.

 

Posted on: February 9, 2009 11:17 am
Edited on: February 9, 2009 11:24 am
 

Photo caption contest: Ewww... Doggy breath!

What they didn't tell you in obedience class...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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February Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 4
1. BigBluMasochist 4
2. Mister Peabody 3
2. River_Rat 3
3. Malanca 2
4. BernieRotten 1
4. Tarheel_rockman 1
4. teets 1
4. gerdeep 1
4. zwic 1
4. Scott00049 1
4. dolphinwater 1
4. Conshy Rebel 1                                 
January Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

 

1. "Place biscuits here, please!"
2. You know, I've always heard that sharks have to keep moving, or else they'll die.
3. Fred spent two years getting in shape for the race, but unfortunately, he never got around to those swimming lessons he meant to take.
4. Old Man Johnson always threatened to "turn the hose" on the two young love birds... but Old Man Johnson said a lot of things, and nobody ever expected him to follow through.
5. Another gay porno successfully completed!

 

Posted on: January 6, 2009 11:45 am
Edited on: January 6, 2009 11:56 am
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

 

It's OK Ohio State fans... The Sleepy Rappers will cheer you up! Part 1 | Part 2 




















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January Scoreboard
1. dadzilla 2
1. Beevillian 2
2. 123456789 1
2. kmvenne 1
2. TJ4499 1
2. Mister Peabody 1
2. BigBlueMasochist 1
2. Jellydonut 1
2. JimyJaymz 1
2. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

1. Unfortunately, his fake spikes weren't much protection on his way back to the car.
2. Sensing that his slow, Southern delivery might not be the best tool for motivating the players, Matthew McConaughey decided to do the only other thing he knows how to do... he took off his shirt.
3. Yao Ming breaks racial stereotypes by getting completely confused on simple math problems.
4. Skeletor was a natural at nearly all winter sports. Mostly, it was because his lack of flesh made him imperviously to cold, and his lack of actual eyeballs kept his vision clear at high speeds.
5. After attending a car show, the executives at Flag Tee Inc. make a drastic turn in their marketing approach. "Hot chicks lying on the product! That's the way they do it in the big leagues boys!"

 
 
 
 
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