Tag:NBA All-Star
Posted on: February 16, 2010 11:04 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Shakira sure is flexible!

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February Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator 7
1. Strictly Butta 7
1. ktopp24 7
2. D2Moo 6
3. kmvenne 5
4. wetookthebait 3
4. Beevillain 3
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. skinsinsk 2
5. teets3 2
6. coctopus 1
6. Chants Fan 1
6. magicandbird 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Posted on: February 16, 2009 11:49 am
 

Photo caption contest: Dear John....

...Or maybe that should be DEER John! Ha Ha! (OK, that was bad.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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February Scoreboard
1. BernieRotten 5
1. teets3 5
1. BigBluMasochist 5
2. kmvenne 4
2. Mister Peabody 4
2. dadzilla 4
3. River_Rat 3
4. Malanca 2
4. NFL-Solomon 2
5. Tarheel_rockman 1
5. gerdeep 1
5. zwic 1
5. imasphincter 1
5. Moughdiver 1
5. Scott00049 1
5. dolphinwater 1
5. Conshy Rebel 1                                 
January Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

 

1. Sometimes, becoming a soccer fan isn't the worst thing that can happen to your child. If little Timmy tried this act at an SEC football game, he'd probably end up on some good ol' boy's wall. "Six-pointer, baby! Woooweeee!"
2. "Ugh... My thighs still look fat. Pablo said these support trunks would put everything back where it was when I was 17, but I still look like a freaking hippopotamus! That's what I get for having that piece of cheesecake last week."
3. The Church of Scientology Chevrolet lasted only 12 laps before being involved in a serious wreck caused by rookie Joey Lagano. A Church spokesman said that, while Tom Cruise is struggling for life, his phaeton levels remain in excellent condition.
4. Sadly, the 20-piece orchestra was late arriving to the arena...
5. "It was a tough decision... On one hand, this meal would feed my chicks for a month, but on the other, regurgitating it could very well rip my beak off. Call it maternal instinct, I guess."

 

 

 
 
 
 
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