Tag:NHL
Posted on: November 18, 2010 12:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Heavyweights!

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How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 15
2. D2Moo - 9
2. BuccinGator - 9
3. kmvenne - 8
4. Mr. Mo-Chi - 7
5. Buuba J - 4
6. skinsinsk - 3
6. WarpedMind - 3
7. Koufax32 - 2
7. Mister Peabody - 2
8. ktopp24 - 1
8. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
8. bluenosecanuck - 1
8. reed8992 - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (6), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi



Posted on: June 1, 2009 9:25 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: True Dedication...

I was considering the title "Stomach Problems"... since mine has been messed up all weekend, and I'll likely be handling the contest from home today. Also, on that note, I may try to wrap things up a little early for this one, so don't wait too long to post your stuff! Wink

Thanks, guys. Good luck in June!



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June Scoreboard
No scores yet.
January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



Posted on: October 2, 2008 12:15 pm
Edited on: October 2, 2008 2:00 pm
 

Photo caption contest: At the adult video theater



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October Scoreboard
1. NFL Solomon 1
1. dudlydorit 1
1. Hoosier Mick 1
1. Bluesox51 1
1. River_Rat 1
1. bostonboy46 1
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1. "It's not pretty, gentleman. This guy tried to watch the entire "L" section in one sitting. He's got the worst friction burns I've ever seen. I guess he didn't realize how many movies start with the words "Lesbian" or "Lick"."
2. Sgt. Schamber's new mask was not only ineffective, ironically, at also made for an obvious target.
3. "You don't like that call, eh? Well, eh, what aboot if I drop these here gloves. Wanna make something of it then, hoser?"
4. Women in the WNBA can not only find love in the arms of fellow players, but also in the company of a pet. With any luck, other humans may start appreciating their existence any year now!
5. In shocking revelation, it was learned that Michael Jackson still exists as a circa 1978 black man... The confusion spawned from the fact that, for some reason, Jacko hired Joakim Noah to star in 48 consecutive music videos.
Posted on: September 10, 2008 12:06 pm
Edited on: September 10, 2008 12:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: The Price is Wrong


Want to see something weird? Keep your eye on the background... It's not that funny, just weird that nobody seems to pay much attention or care.





















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September Scoreboard
1. Sircheeks 5
2. Mister Peabody 4
3. Hoosier Mick 2
3. Meat Supply 2
3. Beevillain 2
3. bluesman24 2
3. NFL-Solomon 2
3. geekusa 2
3. EagleMtnAirtax 2
4. liontamer127 1
4. Train Derailer 1
4. ktopp24 1
4. Coach Bib13 1
4. Ooopsflynn 1
4. TJ4499 1
4. Broncolanche 1
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975


1. "Man... I really hope we get to bid on something involving dentistry, or dental insurance... I got all those prices memorized!"
2. Why is Drew Carey standing on that huge pile of manure?
3. The Boyd's Service Station softball team, banned after the 1976 season, still holds the record for most fans killed by foul balls.
4. Larry always used his infamous "thumb dance" to taunt non-primate animals at the zoo. "Take that, giant anteater!"
5. With the hat-making industry in steep decline, the Mad Hatter and his wacky Wonderland friends were forced to take up jobs as ski instructors. Unfortunately, their "Free lesson and song on your un-birthday!" promotion was a miserable failure.
Posted on: June 6, 2008 11:41 am
Edited on: June 6, 2008 11:42 am
 

Photo caption contest: Richard Simmons is a pimp

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#1 - Notice where the only other guy in the picture is located...
#2- This is about as close as you will get to seeing a minority at a hockey game.
#3- John McEnroe thought he was clever when he asked "Hey, who's making all that racket!?"
#4- Surprisingly, Quasimoto is one slippery streaker.
#5- "So... You're telling me that for only $200 a month I can have my very own escape pod, which will ensure my survival should something happen to Spaceball 1?"

Posted on: June 3, 2008 11:56 am
Edited on: June 3, 2008 11:57 am
 

Photo caption contest: Are you lookin at me bum?

You are... You cheeky bum-lookers!





















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June Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 1
1. momluvsfootball 1
1. billdawg12185 1
1. turbozo 1
1. TJ4499 1
1. gtbumblebee 1
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975


#1- "Hey... Who let mom in here with a camera? What a perv..."
#2- "I smoke rock!!!"
#3- "OK, everyone, we have 5 minutes in between sets. Feel free to take a seat and relax... Hey... HEY!!! NOT THAT RELAXED!!!"
#4- The net did not offer quite as much privacy as Mark and Chad has anticipated. Both are now serving a lifetime ban from professional soccer, but still have a happy life together in San Francisco.
#5- Rob and Stewart are also serving a lifetime ban from hockey, but Stewart's wife is still blissfully unaware of the reasoning behind the suspension.
Posted on: May 30, 2008 10:58 am
 

Photo caption contest: Garbage Pale Kid

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May Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 33
2. Jellydonut 12
3. thefarnz 11
3. WarpedMind 11
4. reed8992 6
5. Terry Tate 5
6. momluvsfootball 3
6. Smorgie @ the Y 3
6. billdawg12185 3
6. Beevillian 3
6. ktopp24 3
7. kmgonz0826 2
7. The Big B 2
7. gtbumblebee 2
7. DC Gator 7 2
7. KARKARPG1STAR 2
7. WEEK10HELP 2
8. Alexa 1
8. LUV 2 Q 1
8. One4Favre 1
8. JLo2323 1
8. OnlyOneLT 1
8. don61111 1
8. pittcontact 1
8. CTowns.Finest 1
8. PowderBlues 1
8. MonsterMan77 1
8. fbombmike 1
8. griffinator 1
8. jzinger34 1
8. broncalanche 1
8. neptune02780 1
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975



#1 - Frosting accidents are common at the narcoleptic baking competition.
#2 - Finally, escape-artist and pyromaniac Tommy Walters is getting the respect he deserves.
#3 - Don Cherry ponders his partner's question... "Just what the heck is wrong with me?" he thinks to himself.
#4 - Ahhh, college... Those were the days.
#5 - Ha Ha! You touched it with your hands, stupid!
 
 
 
 
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