Tag:Pistons
Posted on: November 24, 2010 11:23 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Men in Chaps

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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 16
2. D2Moo - 10
2. BuccinGator - 10
3. kmvenne - 9
4. Mr. Mo-Chi - 7
5. Buuba J - 5
6. WarpedMind - 4
7. skinsinsk - 3
8. Koufax32 - 2
8. Mister Peabody - 2
9. ktopp24 - 1
9. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
9. bluenosecanuck - 1
9. reed8992 - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (6), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
Posted on: January 13, 2010 11:20 am
Edited on: January 13, 2010 3:35 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: For Pete's sake...

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January Scoreboard

1. magicandbird 6
1. kmvenne 6
2. River_Rat 4
2. ktopp24 4
3. howie115 3
4. PSU_PhilliesFan 2
4. BuccinGator 2
4. D2Moo 2
5. Sircheeks 1
5. Mister Peabody 1
5. LUV 2 Q 1
5. EagleMtnAirtaax 1
5. hoopsisbest 1
5. wetookthebait 1
5. ATLBravesN2007 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (6), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Posted on: November 19, 2008 12:05 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What does U.B.S stand for?


All I know is that "S" better be for the word "Squeezers"!





















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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 9
2. NFL-Solomon 7
3. Hoosier Mick 5
4. Mister Peabody 3
4. BigBluMasochist 3
4. Redwing#19 3
4. TJ4499 3
5. EagleMtnAirtax 2
5. Jellydonut 2
5. Cosmic Kellett 2
5. jjcraig81 2
5. jzinger34 2
5. Mr. Unknown! 2
5. kwelly 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
6. CZRT 1
6. CapoCapoCapo 1
6. Beaver56 1
6. hoopsisbest 1
6. Kilrbats 1
6. Beevillian 1
6. ktopp24 1
6. mefisher 1
6. Ooopsflynn 1
6. Sunnysidez86 1
6. Meat Supply 1
6. silent mike 1
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975


1. Nick Faldo shows off the spectacular form that got him elected chairman of the United Boob Squeezers (UBS).
2. Yep, I'll never forget the first time I knocked one back with the old man. Of course, I was old enough to remember it at the time.
3. "Come on man... it was a joke. That's what happens when you fall asleep in the stands. Besides, it was only a hot dog. It's not like you need to get tested or anything."
4. "Great... just put my picture next to a picture of the "wiener guy" from yesterday. Nice job, Joe. What could possibly go wrong?"
5. "Yo! Look down, look down. We never look directly at Isaiah. If we do, he'll come over here and start telling us stories about the 'good 'ol days'. He doesn't really have friends anymore."
Posted on: November 10, 2008 12:20 pm
Edited on: November 10, 2008 8:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Revolution!


"Of course you know, this means war!"




























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November Scoreboard
1. Hoosier Mick 3
2. EagleMtnAirtax 2
2. Mister Peabody 2
2. Jellydonut 2
2. River_Rat 2
3. NFL-Solomon 1
3. Tarheel_rockman 1
3. CZRT 1
3. Mr. Unknown! 1
3. ktopp24 1
3. BigBluMasochist 1
3. jjcraig81 1
3. Cosmic Kellett 1
3. mefisher 1
3. Ooopsflynn 1
3. Sunnysidez86 1
3. Meat Supply 1
3. silent mike 1
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

1. When Colonel Armstrong told his troops to, "Make haste with your ramrods and musket balls!" he should have expected that at least one of his men would whip it out. He also should have known that threatening the soldier with, "discharge" would make him a laughingstock around the officers table.
2. ...and thus ended the most disturbing oral sex demonstration of all time.
3. A new weight class has been added above heavyweight... Known as "Overweight", this class only requires that fighters meet a minimum standard of 70% body fat. To build interest in the obese community, initial rules allow for gloves filled with delicious jellies and creams.
4. In a side-by-side test with the Army's Uncle Sam poster, 96% of recruits preferred the Air Force's new poster, featuring "that girl Brandy who you went to high school with, and who may possibly hook up with you once she finds out you've enlisted." . The other 4% were not allowed to join.
5. "You see, Allen, winning and losing isn't all that important in Detroit... as long as you burn something down when it's over."
Posted on: November 5, 2008 12:11 pm
Edited on: November 5, 2008 12:24 pm
 

Photo caption contest: This is not a game...

 

We're in here talking about practice! (And malt liquor.)




















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November Scoreboard
1. Hoosier Mick 2
1. EagleMtnAirtax 2
2. NFL-Solomon 1
2. CZRT 1
2. Jellydonut 1
2. Mr. Unknown! 1
2. mefisher 1
2. Sunnysidez86 1
2. Meat Supply 1
2. silent mike 1
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975



1. Allen Iverson promises he will not only attend every practice, but bring another championship to Detroit. He then laughs maniacally, and reaches for the bag of money being held by Pistons brass.
2. And the award for "Best Wedding Reception Ever" goes to...
3. Peek-a-boo: It's like hallucinogenic mushrooms for senile people!
4. "Congratulations kid, here are the keys to your brand new Pinto!"
5. "My rap career? Noooo... you must have me confused with some other Allen Iverson. Guys... I'm a successful athlete, why would I ever sully my sterling reputation by making horrible, horrible hip hop music? Come to think of it, I think you must be talking about the same OTHER Allen Iverson who was charged with that gun crime a few years back."
Posted on: May 28, 2008 11:40 am
Edited on: May 28, 2008 1:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: NBA playoffs edition

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May Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 29
2. thefarnz 11
2. Jellydonut 11
2. WarpedMind 11
3. Terry Tate 5
4. reed8992 4
5. momluvsfootball 3
6. Smorgie @ the Y 3
6. kmgonz0826 2
6. The Big B 2
6. gtbumblebee 2
6. billdawg12185 2
6. DC Gator 2
6. ktopp24 2
6. Beevillian 2
7. Alexa 1
7. LUV 2 Q 1
7. One4Favre 1
7. JLo2323 1
7. OnlyOneLT 1
7. don61111 1
7. pittcontact 1
7. CTowns.Finest 1
7. PowderBlues 1
7. MonsterMan77 1
7. fbombmike 1
7. WEEK10HELP 1
7. KARKARPG1STAR 1
7. griffinator 1
7. jzinger34 1
7. broncalanche 1
7. neptune02780 1
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975


#1- Ref: "I am not trying to look at your cards, Tony! If anything, you're the one who has been peeking over this way!"
#2- A terrified Lamar Odom starts to cry when referee Herb Rogers suddenly begins to beat Kobe about the head and face.
#3- "I know I look like a homeless guy, but I belong here! I'm Rasheed Wallace, I swear!"
#4- "Oh no you di-ent. Nobody talks about Jerry Stackhouse's mama!"
#5- Kobe was ecstatic after Herb Rogers turned his attack on Tony Parker.
Posted on: May 12, 2008 11:23 am
 

Photo caption contest: Big ballin'

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May Scoreboard
1. Jellydonut 8
1. Strictly Butta 8
2. thefarnz 6
2. WarpedMind 6
3. Terry Tate 5
4. Smorgie @ the Y 2
5. kmgonz0826 1
5. LUV 2 Q 1
5. One4Favre 1
5. gtbumblebee 1
5. JLo2323 1
5. neptune02780 1
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975


#1- "Yeah, Chauncey... For the last time, that's our basket down there."
#2- Due to rumors of bribery, the 'Sistine Chapel' handshake (also known as the "finger-pound") is the only form of greeting referees are allowed to use.
#3- Like most old people, Jack loves doing the YMCA.
#4- Little known fact: Matt Harpring is actually a certified exorcist.
#5- "What now? Nothing smart to say? Yeah, Lil' Penny, you're not so tough now that you're coated in lead!"
 
 
 
 
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