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Posted on: September 14, 2009 10:35 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: I don't even want to know

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September Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 8
2. Mister Peabody 4
3. EagleMtnAirtax 3
3. v-man89 3
3. howie115 3
4. D2Moo 2
4. kmvenne 2
4. Tarheel_rockman 2
4. theriverrock 2
4. Dman 2
5. jruss445 1
5. Train Derailer 1
5. BuccinGator 1
5. Gomexican 1
5. ktopp24 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Posted on: March 3, 2009 8:59 am
Edited on: March 3, 2009 5:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Boba Fett goes on vacation


You still don't want to run up on him, though.

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March Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 2
1. BigBluMasochist 2
2. SpartanFanDan 1
2. rjucla                        
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 

1. It was clear from the offspring that Mrs. Fett had been hooking up with Stormtroopers.
2. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Seriously... I tried, but she just wasn't having it."
3. Winning the Hobbit Olympics wasn't very difficult for Clyde, who was 6-foot-4.
4. "King of the jungle, my butt! Us Lions have been branching out for years! Why they gotta pigeonhole us like that? Shoot... my cousin Chuck loves white water rafting, and my friend Barney even went hang gliding last month. Lions are everywhere, man!"
5. Asian ballplayers are the newest must-have import for any MLB team. Unfortunately, someone forgot to take the security device off of Atlanta's new closer.

 

 

 

Posted on: December 11, 2008 12:33 pm
Edited on: December 11, 2008 12:50 pm
 

Photo caption contest: North Pole street gangs...

Since our photo caption writers are the smartest, funniest most special people on the site, I wanted to make sure that you are all aware of the college football bowl project I have going on.

Basically, I'm looking for a great, short (less than 150 words total) Community preview for each bowl game. The best for each game will be featured on our bowl pages. If you're interested, check out the threads for complete instructions!

























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December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 6
2. Hoosier Mick 5
3. NFL-Solomon 4
4. BigBluMasochist 3
5. jzinger34 2
5. River_Rat 2
5. delta80eight 2
5. Mister Peabody 2
6. momluvsfootball 1
6. naterb 1
6. PP-Super Freak 1
6. ColoradoBulldog 1
6. DR DR 1
6. jcvg 1
6. JimyJaymz 1
6. Mr Unknown! 1
6. dadzilla 1
6. kimski518 1
6. GBEAR 1
6. ColoradoBulldog 1
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
6. TJ4499 1
6. ShakeEmOff 1
6. EagleMtnAirtax 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

1. As the gang of Easter Bunnies approached, both sides knew that this would be their final battle.
2. John Daly and a kangaroo... just imagine the possibilities... I'll bet that John teaches one to smoke cigarettes!
3. Michael Phelps: Inspiring gawky, upperclass, white teenagers for over three months!
4. "That's right boys, take it all off. One of my aides will now be passing out cigars to each of you..."
5. "No, really, he's been asking everyone to taste his big, sweaty butt. Heck... He asked me right before the game, and when I declined, he asked the club house attendant. I'm telling you, he's either gone gay or crazy."
Posted on: October 21, 2008 11:39 am
Edited on: October 21, 2008 11:41 am
 

Photo caption contest: Hot tomato!


...and if you think these girls are hot, you should see what McDonald's is doing for their Japanese tomato sandwich. Weird...





















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October Scoreboard
1. Train Derailer 10
2. Hoosier Mick 9
3. River_Rat 7
3. NFL-Solomon 7
3. TJ4499 7
4. Mister Peabody 5
5. ktopp24 3
6. CptMasterShake 2
6. EagleMtnAirtax 2
6. jzinger34 2
7. Jellydonut 1
7. momluvsfootball 1
7. kwelly 1
7. truefan1973 1
7. Meat Supply 1
7. Tarheel_rockman 1
7. dudlydorit 1
7. tarkus 1
7. HawaiiHorn 1
7. Bluesox51 1
7. bostonboy46 1
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado



1. Hey... is that Don Zimmer in the background?
2. If anyone can tell you girls a thing or two about proper form...
3. "Damn... I guess she didn't like the fruit salad."
4. OK, Lou, turn in your man card.
5. Leave it to Tiger to find the loophole in the rules. "Nowhere does it say that caddies have to walk too. And, nowhere does it say that said caddies can't roll in super-pimped-out golf carts!"
 
 
 
 
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