Tag:Rockets
Posted on: March 25, 2009 12:13 pm
Edited on: March 25, 2009 12:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Who's still on the bubble?

 These guys!

 

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March Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 15
2. Mister Peabody 10
3. BernieRotten 9
4. BigBluMasochist 6
5. locotbish 4
5. jtothed 4
5. Gundy22 4
6. rjucla 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 2
6. Waldocruise 2
6. River_Rat 2
7. Gabbo Del Sol 1
7. BuccinGator 1
7. D2Moo 1
7. gerdeep 1
7. WarpedMind 1
7. Scott00049 1
7. LC18chinaman 1
7. dolphinwater 1
7. fbombmike 1
7. teets3 1
7. redbirdrouser 1
7. jzinger34 1
7. SpartanFanDan                            
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner:
kmvenne

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 

1. Newly improved X-ray technology reveals that men don't just have another brain down there... they've got two! (See, ladies, it's not our fault. We're outnumbered 2-to-1.)
2. "Nope, it's not working! Your posture is still terrible. Take that thing out of your shirt and bend over... I think it's time we give the 'internal method' a try."
3. I plead the 5th... and stop acting like you never had one too many in the parking lot before the game.
4. It was entertaining, but in the end, Ron's inability to moonwalk killed the impersonation.
5. When Armando was asked why he'd chosen figure skating instead of actual bullfighting, Maria put an end to his excuse before it started.

 

 

Posted on: February 18, 2009 8:51 am
 

Photo caption contest: Damn Yankee...

 

Seriously... Look at what this guy was like before the 'roids .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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February Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 7
2. BernieRotten 6
2. teets3 6
2. BigBluMasochist 6
3. Mister Peabody 5
3. dadzilla 5
4. River_Rat 3
4. NFL-Solomon 3
5. Malanca 2
5. Tarheel_rockman 2
5. dolphinwater 2
6. gerdeep 1
6. zwic 1
6. vshman 1
6. imasphincter 1
6. Moughdiver 1
6. Scott00049 1
6. Conshy Rebel                                
January Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

 

1. Yep... his face has been stuck like that ever since the first time he saw Madonna's ancient body naked. It's kinda like a Medusa thing.
2. At $50 per game, the Rockets just couldn't understand why so many guys showed up for mascot tryouts.
3. Larry knew his wife might kill him... but for this number of infidelities, the bragging rights might just be worth the risk.
4. David Beckham, eat your heart out... French player Jaques LeDreau has himself a fancy new neck towel!
5. Buffalo Springfield's rise to the top was cut short when it was determined that drummer Hank Winchell was, in fact, and actual buffalo. In the end, it was the large piles of dung near the back of the stage that tipped everybody off.

Posted on: January 6, 2009 11:45 am
Edited on: January 6, 2009 11:56 am
 

Photo caption contest: Ohio State Bust-eyes

 

It's OK Ohio State fans... The Sleepy Rappers will cheer you up! Part 1 | Part 2 




















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January Scoreboard
1. dadzilla 2
1. Beevillian 2
2. 123456789 1
2. kmvenne 1
2. TJ4499 1
2. Mister Peabody 1
2. BigBlueMasochist 1
2. Jellydonut 1
2. JimyJaymz 1
2. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

1. Unfortunately, his fake spikes weren't much protection on his way back to the car.
2. Sensing that his slow, Southern delivery might not be the best tool for motivating the players, Matthew McConaughey decided to do the only other thing he knows how to do... he took off his shirt.
3. Yao Ming breaks racial stereotypes by getting completely confused on simple math problems.
4. Skeletor was a natural at nearly all winter sports. Mostly, it was because his lack of flesh made him imperviously to cold, and his lack of actual eyeballs kept his vision clear at high speeds.
5. After attending a car show, the executives at Flag Tee Inc. make a drastic turn in their marketing approach. "Hot chicks lying on the product! That's the way they do it in the big leagues boys!"

Posted on: November 24, 2008 11:49 am
 

Photo caption contest: Free Underwear Day!


Including the male version of last week's "Australia" commercial. You're welcome, ladies. Wait... do we still have women around here?




























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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 10
2. NFL-Solomon 8
3. Hoosier Mick 5
3. BigBluMasochist 5
3. TJ4499 5
4. Mister Peabody 4
4. Redwing#19 4
5. EagleMtnAirtax 2
5. Jellydonut 2
5. Cosmic Kellett 2
5. jjcraig81 2
5. jzinger34 2
5. Mr. Unknown! 2
5. kwelly 2
5. chirocolt 2
5. hoopsisbest 2
5. Tarheel_rockman 2
6. CZRT 1
6. CapoCapoCapo 1
6. Beaver56 1
6. Kilrbats 1
6. Beevillian 1
6. ktopp24 1
6. mefisher 1
6. Ooopsflynn 1
6. Sunnysidez86 1
6. Meat Supply 1
6. silent mike 1
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975



1. I like calzones and all, but I'm not so sure this is the best form of advertising. Maybe if they were a little smaller, and she was wearing them...
2. "Did you really puke at the Super Bowl? Because I've got to tell you, bro, this NFL thing doesn't really seem so hard for me. Hey... good luck starting next week."
3. It's a miracle! He can walk again!
4. Somewhere, John Amaechi was very jealous.
5. Must be that time of the month.
Posted on: April 17, 2008 12:20 pm
 

Photo caption contest

What did you say about my mama?



















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April Scoreboard
1. Coach Bib13 10
2. gtbumblebee 8
3. Jalap 7
4. billdawg12185 5
5. laurensmama 4
5. momluvsfootball 4
6. RAZORBACKFAN 3
6. Sports-Trader 3
6. Jellydonut 3
6. thefarnz 3
7. naterb 2
7. brownstown511 2
7. bbb732k6 2
7. Grundy22 2
7. 24alldaylong 2
7. Badger_colorado 2
8. TrueHawkFan11
8. Broncalanche 1
8. Lymanacoconut 1
8. The Big B 1
8. tundrajaz 1
8. Pigtown 1
8. JDizzy 1
8. MainManx 1
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner:
TennFan1975


#1- The white man knows that his native captors will soon be killed by sicknesses that they have no immunities for.
#2- She's definitely got her handfulls..err... hands full.
#3- Everyone was shocked when Bernard Hopkins began to literally shake in his shoes at the site of his opponent.
#4- The original St. Pauli girl was not nearly as hot and was a lot more depressing.
#5- Fast and Furious: Wagons on Fury, the fourth installment in the franchise, will be aimed at a much younger audience.
Posted on: March 10, 2008 11:32 am
Edited on: March 10, 2008 4:59 pm
 

Photo caption contest

Nominate yourself for Member Mayhem!!!



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March Scoreboard
1. maestrojpl 6
2. Coach Bib13 5
3. Badger_colorado 4
4. TheSlackers 3
5. momluvsfootball 2
5. DDriver80 2
6. bbb732k6 1
6. naterb 1
6. jzinger34 1
6. jjlee 1
6. jMainManx 1
6. jgatorfan_008 1
6. laurensmama 1
6. lemonstyx 1

#1 - Of all marketing campaigns, the Rockets "Bus-stop Bear" turned out to be the least effective and, coincidentally, the most often mugged mascot of all time.
#2 - What is it with people and orange balloons?
#3 - Mark Wallace is startled by the appearance of a second white teammate. After the game, Wallace said he almost fainted when the second player rose from the bench. "All this time I thought they were both the same guy," Wallace said with a laugh. "What can I say? They all look the same to me."
#4 - Maybe the funniest part of this one is the fact that they met in the Hooters beer tent.
#5 - Awh man, stub sweat is so gross!
 
 
 
 
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