Tag:Steve Nash
Posted on: May 10, 2010 11:01 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Laser Technology!

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May scoreboard

1) turbozo - 4
1) BuccinGator - 4
1) kmvenne - 4
2) CptMasterShake - 3
3) huachuca - 2
3) Dutch Boy - 2
3) River_Rat - 2
4) chmearm2 - 1
4) Koufax32 - 1
4) Bigg John Studd - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, BuccinGator, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Posted on: February 17, 2010 11:12 am
Edited on: February 17, 2010 4:36 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Race Relations

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February Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator 7
1. Strictly Butta 7
1. kmvenne 7
1. ktopp24 7
2. D2Moo 6
3. wetookthebait 4
4. Beevillain 3
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. River_Rat 2
5. skinsinsk 2
5. teets3 2
6. coctopus 1
6. frisagoat 1
6. Chants Fan 1
6. magicandbird 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (2), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



Posted on: December 11, 2008 12:33 pm
Edited on: December 11, 2008 12:50 pm
 

Photo caption contest: North Pole street gangs...

Since our photo caption writers are the smartest, funniest most special people on the site, I wanted to make sure that you are all aware of the college football bowl project I have going on.

Basically, I'm looking for a great, short (less than 150 words total) Community preview for each bowl game. The best for each game will be featured on our bowl pages. If you're interested, check out the threads for complete instructions!

























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December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 6
2. Hoosier Mick 5
3. NFL-Solomon 4
4. BigBluMasochist 3
5. jzinger34 2
5. River_Rat 2
5. delta80eight 2
5. Mister Peabody 2
6. momluvsfootball 1
6. naterb 1
6. PP-Super Freak 1
6. ColoradoBulldog 1
6. DR DR 1
6. jcvg 1
6. JimyJaymz 1
6. Mr Unknown! 1
6. dadzilla 1
6. kimski518 1
6. GBEAR 1
6. ColoradoBulldog 1
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
6. TJ4499 1
6. ShakeEmOff 1
6. EagleMtnAirtax 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

1. As the gang of Easter Bunnies approached, both sides knew that this would be their final battle.
2. John Daly and a kangaroo... just imagine the possibilities... I'll bet that John teaches one to smoke cigarettes!
3. Michael Phelps: Inspiring gawky, upperclass, white teenagers for over three months!
4. "That's right boys, take it all off. One of my aides will now be passing out cigars to each of you..."
5. "No, really, he's been asking everyone to taste his big, sweaty butt. Heck... He asked me right before the game, and when I declined, he asked the club house attendant. I'm telling you, he's either gone gay or crazy."
Posted on: October 9, 2008 12:34 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What's up...


...there?

On a side note: Congrats to Train Derailer, who had the 10,000th comment on this blog on Tuesday:

Most women sell beaver by the hour, but this one sells it by the pound. Hey-ooooooh!!!































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October Scoreboard
1. Train Derailer 5
1. River_Rat 5
2. TJ4499 3
2. Hoosier Mick 3
3. NFL-Solomon 2
3. CptMasterShake 2
4. EagleMtnAirtax 1
4. Jellydonut 1
4. Meat Supply 1
4. Tarheel_rockman 1
4. dudlydorit 1
4. ktopp24 1
4. HawaiiHorn 1
4. Mister Peabody 1
4. Bluesox51 1
4. bostonboy46 1
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



1. "Hey look up there! It's our hopes for a winning a championship.... wait... NO! What are they doing!? THEY'RE CRASHING TO THE GROUND! Thanks a lot, Shaq.
2. After last night's South Park, Vince Carter is also convinced that the Chinese are taking over the world.
3. "I'm not sure what's wrong, guys... We've got the little shorts and high socks just like Julius Erving, but we still suck! Hmm... How do you guys feel about growing afros?"
4. M. Covington Winchester IV wins the first annual "Rich Guy Being Pulled in a Wheelchair by Servants Marathon."
5. "Nobody messes with CRABMAN!"
Posted on: April 30, 2008 12:36 pm
 

Photo caption contest

Time's up for April!

























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April Scoreboard
1. Jalap 15
2. Coach Bib13 14
3. gtbumblebee 10
4. Jellydonut 7
5. momluvsfootball 6
6. billdawg12185 5
7. laurensmama 4
7. Grundy22 4
8. RAZORBACKFAN 3
8. Sports-Trader 3
8. thefarnz 3
8. kmgonz0826 3
8. Badger_colorado 3
8. 24alldaylong 3
8. MainManx 3
8. The Big B 3
9. naterb 2
9. brownstown511 2
9. bbb732k6 2
9. LUV 2 Q 2
9. Broncalanche 2
9. Pigtown 2
9. CTowns.Finest 2
10. TrueHawkFan11
10. Lymanacoconut 1
10. kuchiefsfan 1
10. One4Favre 1
10. FarFromSober 1
10. tundrajaz 1
10. JDizzy 1
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975


#1-The movie poster of Home Alone 4: Left in Los Angeles
#2- Spurs players expected that something was amiss when Shaq inexplicably started shooting 90% from the foul line. Unfortunately, they were unable to prove anything until after the series, when Shaquille's head split open to reveal Steve Nash sitting behind the controls. Nash quickly jumped out and scampered away.
#3- It's OK Mr. Frodo, I'll carry you!
#4- You're sooo lucky you have money... so lucky...
#5- "I'll take one transvestite prostitute, please."

Posted on: March 27, 2008 11:38 am
Edited on: March 27, 2008 11:41 am
 

Photo caption contest

Cast your Member Mayhem votes now!



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March Scoreboard
1. Pigtown1 14
2. TheSlackers 13
3. bbb732k6 12
4. Coach Bib13 10
4. Badger_colorado 10
5. maestrojpl 6
5. Strickly Butta 6
6. momluvsfootball 4
7. DDriver80 3
7. Jalap 3
7. Jellydonut 3
8. MainManx 2
8. Jibberish 2
8. laurensmama 2
8. brownstown511 2
8. MichiganP 2
8. dookisevil 2
9. naterb 1
9. jzinger34 1
9. Jlo2323 1
9. jjlee 1
9. jawhk 1
9. JayhawkFever 1
9. jgatorfan_008 1
9. tundrajaz 1
9. Smorgie @ the Y 1
9. lemonstyx 1
9. gtbumblebee 1
*February winner: TennFan1975


#1 - Everyone knows that Kobe is the best kind of beef.

#2 - The game ground to a halt after the ball went over the fence in to old Mr. Johnson's yard. Like usual, the grumpy geezer was refusing to give the ball back.

#3 - The organizers of the 2008 Hemorrhoid-Awareness Seminar may have gotten a little out of hand this year.

#4 -Those vertical stripes really are sliming, ref. I'll tell you, I almost smacked it when you bent over.

#5 - The music cut off as the door swung open. Everyone in the saloon could sense the tension as the strangers took two steps inside, and then stopped. Surveying the faces, the man in the mask said, "I'm looking for the man that checked my pa."

At the far end of bar, "Slapshot" McCoy reached silently toward his stick. Somehow, he always knew this day would come.
 
 
 
 
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