Tag:White Sox
Posted on: June 30, 2010 12:05 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge; Call the Authorities!

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June Scoreboard
1. Buccingator - 22
2. kmvenne - 18
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 14
4. River_Rat - 8
5. huachuca - 7
5. WarpedMind - 7
6. D2Moo - 6
6. turbozo - 6
7. chmearm2 - 2
8. RFTonns - 1
8. Dutch Boy - 1
8. ktopp24 - 1
8. PheasantPlucker - 1
8. wetookthebait - 1
8. Hoosier Mick - 1

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Posted on: April 5, 2010 10:25 am
Edited on: April 5, 2010 11:12 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Going Old School!

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April Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist - 2
2. wetookthebait - 1
2. BuccinGator - 1
2. kmvenne - 1
2. cubufffan - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Posted on: March 9, 2010 10:40 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Cheerleader prison break!

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March scoreboard
1) River_Rat - 6
2) kmvenne - 5
3) D2Moo - 4
3) skinsinsk - 4
4) BuccinGator - 2
4) WarpedMind - 2
4) Yanks1in99 - 2
4) wetookthebait - 2
5) huachuca - 1
5) momluvsfootball - 1
5) Sirius-1 - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Posted on: June 29, 2009 10:53 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Worst. Theme. Ever.

With the majority of this weekend's sports attention turned to interleague play, NASCAR and even soccer, I was worried that many of you might have inadvertently missed out on the legendary spectacle that is Turkish, man-on-man oil wrestling . Frown



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June Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 16
2. kmvenne 12
3. ktopp24 9
4. Dutch Boy 6
4. HALOS2 6
4. Mister Peabody 6
5. D2Moo 5
6. Beevillian 4
7. River_Rat 3
7. howie115 3
7. lbjohn99 3
7. skinsink 3
7. WarpedMind 3
8. Hoosier Mick 2
8. Tarheel_rockman 2
8. theriverrock 2
8. BuccinGator 2
9. Banned Poster 1
9. NCAABKJNKY81 1
9. NFL-Solomon 1
9. mlathrop3 1
9. turbozo 1
9. b_lewis93 1
9. petesabearsfan 1
9. chmearm2 1
9. ATLBravesN2007 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Posted on: May 9, 2008 12:19 pm
Edited on: May 9, 2008 12:37 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Bikinis and boxing

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May Scoreboard
1. Jellydonut 8
2. thefarnz 6
2. Strictly Butta 6
3. Terry Tate 5
4. WarpedMind 4
5. Smorgie @ the Y 2
6. kmgonz0826 1
6. LUV 2 Q 1
6. JLo2323 1
6. neptune02780 1
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975


#1- The only place you will EVER see a woman on a scale in public.
#2- Gulliver's career as a private eye turned out to be extremely short-lived.
#3- "Man, that cotton candy is so sticky. I've got the stuff all over me"
#4- As is the Canadian custom, the two exchanged beaver pelts after the match and began praying to the Queen of England.
#5- Coming soon: Martin Lawrence stars in Big Mama at the Olympics.
Posted on: April 9, 2008 12:23 pm
Edited on: April 9, 2008 12:25 pm
 

Photo caption contest

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April Scoreboard
1. gtbumblebee 5
2. Coach Bib13 4
2. momluvsfootball 4
3. RAZORBACKFAN 3
4. naterb 2
4. brownstown511 2
4. Jellydonut 2
4. Coach Bib13 2
4. bbb732k6 2
4. laurensmama 2
4. thefarnz 2
5. TrueHawkFan11
5. Jalap 1
5. Sports-Trader 1
5. Grundy22 1
5. JDizzy 1
5. billdawg12185 1
5. MainManx 1
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner:
TennFan1975

#1- Learning Ozzie: You %$@! $%&er! What the %$#@ $#** was that %$#*& %$#ing clown $@%-&-sucking %$#!?!? = While I respect you, I must humbly disagree with your call at second base.
#2- A homeless man reacts after returning to the ally to find his refrigerator box in disarray.
#3- Everyone was fooled, and later disappointed, when the cheerleaders asked, "Who wants to see some Bush?"
#4- The "nut-check" is guaranteed to stop opponents in their tracks.
#5- Only one man knows about the Taco Bell lunch run.
Posted on: February 21, 2008 2:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest

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I figured I'd also start posting the scores here. Have fun and good luck!

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Scoreboard...
TennFan1975 8
Badger_colorado 5
momluvsfootball 5
maestrojpl 3
The Big B 1
chrismack12 1
jokermtr 1
naterb 1
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#1 - OK guys, everybody hold up the score from your IQ test.....Oh man, we're in trouble.
#2 - While the players work on fielding and batting, Ozzie spends spring training practicing his cursing.
#3 - That's right boys, just slip the money in my pocket there and I'll take care of the rest.
#4 - Hey, watch this guys. I'll recreate the ending from the Incredible Hulk.
#5 - I got this new belt buckle so that people would know I'm a baller, but I'm starting to think it was a bad idea. I keep getting slapped in the junk.
Posted on: January 15, 2008 8:40 am
Edited on: January 15, 2008 8:43 am
 

Come on in!

Hi, I'm Shuless Joe. You may already know me from such threads as The best of baseball and Monday Night Football: Vikings vs. Bears. Starting today, you will also be able to find my thoughts, ideas and feelings here, as a brand new CBSsports.com blog!

I'm not sure how much time I'll have to keep this updated, but I'm hoping to get up at least one sizable post a week.

I know that, for many of you, these blogs will offer an escape from the more structured environment of the message boards, but for me, sports is still the name of the game. Or, is it games? In any case, sports are what I like. That's why I work here.

Baseball and football are particularly high on my list, but I wouldn't be surprised if these ramblings take me everywhere from bowling, to horse racing, to lawn darts. Hey, we all know lawn darts were awesome, but a few dumb kids had to ruin it for all of us. Kids now are soft, because they can pretty well avoid the natural selection process of playing outside with real metal death-trap toys. You know, the fun kind.

Man, I guess I've already strayed from sports. Now I have the mental image of Dan Aykroyd on Saturday Night Live, pitching "Bag o' Glass" as a children's toy.

This is tough. Maybe I'll start my postings with sports, and then just see where it takes me.

If you want to read and comment, feel free. If you don't, well, there should be plenty of other blogs to choose from.

Seriously though, this one will be the best.

- Joe
 
 
 
 
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