Tag:handball
Posted on: April 22, 2010 8:55 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Dirty hippies!

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*Scoreboard waiting on ktopp... Wink

Previous Winners: kmvenne (7), River_Rat (4), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972



It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

This is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)




Posted on: April 22, 2009 11:49 am
Edited on: April 22, 2009 11:50 am
 

Photo caption contest: Too close for comfort?

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April  Scoreboard
1. Gundy22 11
2. kmvenne 9
3. Mister Peabody 7
4. Tarheel_rockman 6
4. D2Moo 6
5. NFL-Solomon 4
5. BernieRotten 4
6. jtothed 3
6. bigriggs1 3
6. SaratogaRick 3
7. River_Rat 2
7. Gunner92 2
7. WarpedMind 2
7. howie115 2
7. ButkusPayton85 2
8. NCAABKJNKY81 1
8. Stanley Ipkiss 1
8. GBEAR 1
8. Sunnysidez86 1
8. More...insulin! 1
8. jruss445 1                    
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner:
kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Posted on: January 29, 2009 8:33 am
Edited on: January 29, 2009 8:34 am
 

Photo caption contest: Anyone hear banjos?

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January Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 15
2. Mister Peabody 12
3. kmvenne 11
4. Tarheel_rockman 5
5. Train Derailer 3
5. NFL-Solomon 3
5. Beevillian 3
5. BuccinGator 3
5. TJ4499 3
5. WarpedMind 3
6. dadzilla 2
6. Redwing#19 2
6. ChicagoLaw21 2
6. SaratogaRick 2
6. Moughdiver 2
6. momluvsfootball 2
6. Neve723 2
6. cubufffan 2
6. PHILSGOOD 2
7. 123456789 1
7. BernieRotten 1
7. BAEBS 1
7. ktopp24 1
7. teets3 1
7. Killerbee101 1
7. BeerMike 1
7. Jellydonut 1
7. Malanca 1
7. River_Rat 1
7. LUV 2 Q 1
7. xgibx 1
7. softfluffybunny 1
7. XxRedmanxX 1
7. Hoosier Mick 1
7. JimyJaymz 1
7. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

 

1. Ted and Pete have paid a hefty price for winning seven straight gold medals.
2. Having played far too much Street Fighter during his teenage years, a delusional Fernando believes he can destroy opponents by hand-projected fireballs.
3. Bruce Bowen never knows when the self-esteem issues spawning from his male pattern baldness will cause him to feel self-conscious.
4. They really gotta get a heater in this place. I think Bob's frozen!
5. The world of underground, high-stakes handball knows no bounds.

 

Posted on: January 27, 2009 11:56 am
Edited on: January 27, 2009 11:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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January Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 11
1. Mister Peabody 11
2. kmvenne 10
3. Tarheel_rockman 4
4. Train Derailer 3
4. NFL-Solomon 3
4. Beevillian 3
4. BuccinGator 3
4. TJ4499 3
5. dadzilla 2
5. Redwing#19 2
5. ChicagoLaw21 2
5. SaratogaRick 2
5. WarpedMind 2
5. momluvsfootball 2
5. Neve723 2
5. cubufffan 2
6. 123456789 1
6. BernieRotten 1
6. BAEBS 1
6. ktopp24 1
6. teets3 1
6. Moughdiver 1
6. Killerbee101 1
6. BeerMike 1
6. Jellydonut 1
6. Malanca 1
6. PHILSGOOD 1
6. River_Rat 1
6. LUV 2 Q 1
6. XxRedmanxX 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1
6. JimyJaymz 1
6. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

 

1. No... seriously... take that shrimp back off the barbie. Kelly is going on a diet.
2. After Pegasus retired from his role in mythology, the flying horse took up duties as resident superhero of Empire City... and citizens thought that pigeon droppings were hard to get off their windshields!
3. The Godfather routine was definitely a controversial pick, but in the end, all the judges agreed that it was groundbreaking based on it's slightly masculine undertones.
4. DELETED!?! Quick, somebody hit Control-Z! My brother was on that flight!
5. "Four out of five handball fanatics agree: My purchase of a Hanz Gertenberger Fathead totally pimped out my apartment! (Note: 'Four out of five' is not a sample size, it is the actual number of handball fanatics in the world... so thanks a lot Steve. My place is still way cooler than yours will ever be. You still live in your mom's basement for god's sake!"

Posted on: January 21, 2009 12:07 pm
Edited on: January 21, 2009 5:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Wet and Wild!

 

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January Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 9
2. kmvenne 8
2. Mister Peabody 8
3. Tarheel_rockman 4
4. Train Derailer 3
4. NFL-Solomon 3
4. Beevillian 3
5. TJ4499 2
5. dadzilla 2
5. Redwing#19 2
5. ChicagoLaw21 2
5. SaratogaRick 2
5. WarpedMind 2
5. Neve723 2
5. BuccinGator 2
5. cubufffan 2
6. 123456789 1
6. momluvsfootball 1
6. BernieRotten 1
6. BAEBS 1
6. ktopp24 1
6. BeerMike 1
6. Jellydonut 1
6. PHILSGOOD 1
6. Hoosier Mick 1
6. JimyJaymz 1
6. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

1. As the uglier of the two friends, Sandy wasn't helping her case for attention by deciding to squirt water on Tanya's breasts. She would, as usual, spend the night alone, weeping.
2. "Uh... yeah... sure... I'm Barack Obama. And.. Um... Not only do I want a college football playoff, but the U.S. government will also be giving $200 million in 'bailout' money to the PGA, to improve purse size at all the tournaments. That is all."
3. "Alright guys, we're losing. It's a good thing we brought those D-cell batteries. I know I don't even have to ask, but everyone knows what to do, right?"
4. Dan and Steve celebrate after this year's talent show. As you can tell, Dan is ecstatic, having brought home third prize for his impression of a piece of pumpkin pie with whipped cream.
5. "I know that the rule book mentions that "bribery" is illegal, but no where in there does it say anything about sexual favors.

Posted on: January 20, 2009 11:33 am
Edited on: January 20, 2009 12:49 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Chaps in Buttless Chaps


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January Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 8
2. Mister Peabody 7
2. BigBluMasochist 7
3. Tarheel_rockman 3
3. Train Derailer 3
3. NFL-Solomon 3
3. Beevillian 3
4. TJ4499 2
4. dadzilla 2
4. Redwing#19 2
4. ChicagoLaw21 2
4. SaratogaRick 2
4. WarpedMind 2
4. BuccinGator 2
5. 123456789 1
5. momluvsfootball 1
5. BernieRotten 1
5. BAEBS 1
5. ktopp24 1
5. cubufffan 1
5. BeerMike 1
5. Jellydonut 1
5. PHILSGOOD 1
5. Neve723 1
5. Hoosier Mick 1
5. JimyJaymz 1
5. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne


1. Ah... So that's where mom was yesterday.
2. Come on. I know he did it all with one testicle, but it's not THAT amazing... On the other hand, this could be one hilarious cover for SI.
3. 100:1 odds this guy makes it back to the car wearing the chain.
4. Willy The 'Don't Stare Directly Into the Sun' Worm, plays catch on the Island of Misfit Mascots.
5. "Hey, man... How do you think Giambi became the feared .247 hitter he is today?"
 
 
 
 
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