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Posted on: November 18, 2010 12:15 pm
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Heavyweights!

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How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.

November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 15
2. D2Moo - 9
2. BuccinGator - 9
3. kmvenne - 8
4. Mr. Mo-Chi - 7
5. Buuba J - 4
6. skinsinsk - 3
6. WarpedMind - 3
7. Koufax32 - 2
7. Mister Peabody - 2
8. ktopp24 - 1
8. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
8. bluenosecanuck - 1
8. reed8992 - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (6), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi



Posted on: October 4, 2010 10:39 am
Edited on: October 4, 2010 10:41 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Work horse

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October Scoreboard
No scores yet.

Previous Winners: kmvenne (8), River_Rat (6), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
Posted on: December 16, 2009 10:52 am
 

Photo caption contest: Big shots!

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December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 9
2. River_Rat 8
3. Tarheel_rockman 5
4. BuccinGator 4
4. ktopp24 4
4. skinsinsk 4
5. D2Moo 3
6. magicandbird 2
6. chmearm2 2
6. Mister Peabody 2
6. Hoosier Mick 2
6. howie115 2
7. Green Street El 1
7. Strictly Butta 1
7. mrgianetti4 1
7. WIBADGERS 1
7. RealityBall 1
7. Mister Peaody 1
7. ignorepeter 1
January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Posted on: July 23, 2009 11:08 am
Edited on: July 23, 2009 11:18 am
 

Photo Caption Contest: Now, THAT'S impressive!

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July Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 9
1. theriverrock  9
2. pianomn623 6
3. Train Derailer 5
3. Mister Peabody 5
3. BigBluMasochist 5
4. ktopp24 4
4. skinsinsk 4
4. Beevillian 4
5. Hoosier Mick 3
5. @mped4 3
5. Sircheeks 3
5. BuccinGator 3
6. howie115 2
6. D2Moo 2
6. WarpedMind 2
7. Tarheel_rockman 1
7. turbozo 1
7. Smitty61050 1
7. Dutch Boy 1
7. FSU Brian 1
7. momluvsfootball 1
7. NCAABKJNK81 1
7. Sircheeks 1

7. packerzrule 1
7.
Ifonlyweknew 1
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Posted on: October 8, 2008 12:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Bustin' on Bush...


Or, Phelps is daring him to grab Laura's butt...

























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October Scoreboard
1. Train Derailer 5
2. River_Rat 4
3. Hoosier Mick 2
3. NFL-Solomon 2
3. CptMasterShake 2
3. TJ4499 2
4. EagleMtnAirtax 1
4. Jellydonut 1
4. Meat Supply 1
4. Tarheel_rockman 1
4. dudlydorit 1
4. Bluesox51 1
4. bostonboy46 1
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1. "Not even Rosetta Stone has a program that could help you understand what this guy is saying."
2. Tiger Woods announces that he has bought Spain, and plans to turn it in to the world's largest golf course. The par-3124 course is slated to open in 2010. Tiger said he expects to shoot in the mid-90s.
3. Why I'll be voting for McCain.
4. After the tournament, Toshi was awarded with the traditional giant cup of saki and a delicious baby.
5. I don't think everyone would love Michael Phelps so much if they knew he had been using a bowling pin to systematically murder hobos and vagrants since 1997. "Yeees," thinks Phelps, "58 hobos has got to be a world record..."
Posted on: September 9, 2008 11:53 am
 

Photo caption contest: Juice is on the loose!

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September Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 4
1. Sircheeks 4
2. Hoosier Mick 2
2. Meat Supply 2
2. Beevillain 2
3. liontamer127 1
3. Train Derailer 1
3. ktopp24 1
3. NFL-Solomon 1
3. Coach Bib13 1
3. Ooopsflynn 1
3. Broncolanche 1
3. EagleMtnAirtax 1
3. TJ4499 1
3. geekusa 1
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1. "OK, man, here are the keys. Take good care of it or I'll kill you."
2. Roger "Ichimura" Johnson signals to his official diaper-changer.
3. While his size was impressive, Pedro's oversized jock strap made it much more difficult to play his position.
4. ...and in that moment, ladies man Leon Phelps realized that he may have found a partner who would be able to pull off his long-awaited "Alabama Crab Dangle", a move which, until that point, had been purely theoretical.
5. I think something's wrong with the blinders on that horse...
Posted on: June 23, 2008 11:17 am
Edited on: June 23, 2008 7:44 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Is that a bannana, or...

..yeah, it's a bannana.






















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June Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 12
2. Beevillian 9
3. ktopp24 6
4. momluvsfootball 5
4. WarpedMind 5
5. CTowns.Finest 4
5. billdawg12185 4
6. bostonboy46 3
6. TJ4499 3
7. reed8992 2
7. rcurtiss09 2
7. jzinger34 2
8. turbozo 1
8. kngonz0826 1
8. jellydonut 1
8. vwcats 1
8. poetz 1
8. rcurtiss09 1
8. Sunnysidez86 1
8. CZRT 1
8. goodfellas31 1
8. DC Gator 1
8. True_Rebel 1
8. BriChi 1
8. Delta 07 1
8. Ronin77 1
8. Jedi Trainer 1
8. gtbumblebee 1
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

#1 - Eeexcellent... My monkey trap is almost complete.
#2 - Darth Vader loves soccer... making him 15% more evil than previously thought.
#3 - Art school drop out likes soccer, Italy.
#4 - The most shocking part of this picture is the guy's farmer tan. This would mean he not only spends a lot of time outside, but also owns a shirt that fits.
#5 - After a stellar performance during batting practice, Cecil Cooper prepares to deliver his patented "Uber butt-slap". Players complain, but he knows they like it.
Posted on: May 21, 2008 11:22 am
Edited on: May 21, 2008 12:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

Belichick and his boobs...



















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May Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 21
2. thefarnz 11
2. Jellydonut 11
3. WarpedMind 10
4. Terry Tate 5
5. reed8992 4
6. Smorgie @ the Y 2
6. kmgonz0826 2
6. The Big B 2
6. gtbumblebee 2
7. Alexa 1
7. momluvsfootball 1
7. billdawg12185 1
7. LUV 2 Q 1
7. One4Favre 1
7. gtbumblebee 1
7. JLo2323 1
7. OnlyOneLT 1
7. don61111 1
7. MonsterMan77 1
7. fbombmike 1
7. WEEK10HELP 1
7. KARKARPG1STAR 1
7. neptune02780 1
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975



#1- Five boobs.
#2-Even though tickle-fighting has yet to gain widespread notoriety, coach Pavel Crvcek conducts practice with an iron fist, and the eyes of an eagle. "No, no Rolf! When you hook the wrist, you go to the armpit! You should know this by now! Think about it, man... Why lift his arm that high if you're going for the stomach!?"
#3- OK, fine, you can lift more than me. You don't have to rub it in.
#4- As obesity becomes the hot-button issue, Japan rounds up its sumo wrestlers and forces them in to weight loss camps.
#5- "What do you mean, 'They found the rest of the tapes.'? I thought you said you destroyed those, Roger! Oh, the league is going to pay for this! I'm benching Brady! You see how many of these bandwagon New England fans stick around when we go 4-12! That's right... They'll all go back to wearing their old Cowboys gear... won't have to buy anything new because the logo hasn't changed! You just watch that revenue drop!"
 
 
 
 
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